Testing

Hey doofus,

USE an F'ing test group to test test posts,

alt.alt.test

Cretin...

Our Village Idiot said:

My Google is all messed up yet once again. All I get is
Internal Server Error message. I am now trying to send
this via my Outlook Express newsreader. I am beginning to
see why most of you are using newsreaders. If this doesn't
work, I will maybe try Forte Agent.

--
Bil-Freewolf freewolf1 ta cox tod net "Obeying their
rules only encourages them to create new ones.
Disobey as often as possible: for gain, for sport,
for the art of it" --> Ethan Mordden

Hey Doofus,

USE an F'ing test group to test test posts,

alt.alt.test

Cretin...

Our Village Idiot diarrhetorically spewed:

Quoted message said:

My Google is all messed up yet once again. All I get is
Internal Server Error message. I am now trying to send
this via my Outlook Express newsreader. I am beginning to
see why most of you are using newsreaders. If this doesn't
work, I will maybe try Forte Agent.

Edward Dolan said:

My Google is all messed up yet once again. All I get is
Internal Server Error message. I am now trying to send
this via my Outlook Express newsreader....

It is the work of left wing, liberal, extremist, wacko nuts.
😉

--
Tom Sherman - Quad Cities (Illinois Side)

bil <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:<iH58c.898$Q45.854@fed1read02>...

Quoted message said:

Hey Doofus,

USE an F'ing test group to test test posts,

alt.alt.test

Cretin...

Our Village Idiot diarrhetorically spewed:

Quoted message said:

My Google is all messed up yet once again. All I get is
Internal Server Error message. I am now trying to send
this via my Outlook Express newsreader. I am beginning
to see why most of you are using newsreaders. If this
doesn't work, I will maybe try Forte Agent.

Damn it all to hell! Why can't you idiots speak English?
Didn't you go to kindergarten like all the other kids. No
wonder the Internet is so

Put your brain into gear and see if you can instruct me
precisely and exactly what it is I have to do to find out
what is the problem with my Google posting. I suspect you
can't do it because you do not have sufficient intelligence
to instruct anyone in anything.

My Google posting is now working again but for how long who
knows? I suspect it has nothing to do with me and everything
to do with the server.

Ed Dolan - Minnesota

PS. Like your "diarrhetorically", although it doesn't seem
to be in my dictionary. But maybe you have your own
dictionary explicitly designed for [censored] like you.

Ed,

Bil is correct on the alt.alt.test. I think what made you
mad was he was speaking in your language.

My mother used to say, "If you can't stand the heat, get out
of the kitchen!"

You still don't get it!

Enjoy,

Perry B - Minnesota

"Edward Dolan" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
"]news:[email hidden]...

Quoted message said:

bil <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:<iH58c.898$Q45.854@fed1read02>...

Quoted message said:

Hey Doofus,

USE an F'ing test group to test test posts,

alt.alt.test

Cretin...

Our Village Idiot diarrhetorically spewed:

Quoted message said:

My Google is all messed up yet once again. All I get
is Internal

Server

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Error message. I am now trying to send this via my
Outlook Express newsreader. I am beginning to see why
most of you are using

newsreaders. If

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

this doesn't work, I will maybe try Forte Agent.

Damn it all to hell! Why can't you idiots speak English?
Didn't you go to kindergarten like all the other kids. No
wonder the Internet is so

Quoted message said:

Put your brain into gear and see if you can instruct me
precisely and exactly what it is I have to do to find out
what is the problem with my Google posting. I suspect you
can't do it because you do not have sufficient
intelligence to instruct anyone in anything.

My Google posting is now working again but for how long
who knows? I suspect it has nothing to do with me and
everything to do with the server.

Ed Dolan - Minnesota

PS. Like your "diarrhetorically", although it doesn't seem
to be in my dictionary. But maybe you have your own
dictionary explicitly designed for [censored] like you.

Edward Dolan said:

bil <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:<iH58c.898$Q45.854@fed1read02>...

Quoted message said:

Hey Doofus,

USE an F'ing test group to test test posts,

alt.alt.test

Cretin...

Our Village Idiot diarrhetorically spewed:

Quoted message said:

My Google is all messed up yet once again. All I get is
Internal Server Error message. I am now trying to send
this via my Outlook Express newsreader. I am beginning to
see why most of you are using newsreaders. If this
doesn't work, I will maybe try Forte Agent.

Damn it all to hell! Why can't you idiots speak English?
Didn't you go to kindergarten like all the other kids. No
wonder the Internet is so

Quoted message said:

Put your brain into gear and see if you can instruct me
precisely and exactly what it is I have to do to find out
what is the problem with my Google posting. I suspect you
can't do it because you do not have sufficient
intelligence to instruct anyone in anything.

My Google posting is now working again but for how long
who knows? I suspect it has nothing to do with me and
everything to do with the server.

Ed Dolan - Minnesota

PS. Like your "diarrhetorically", although it doesn't seem
to be in my dictionary. But maybe you have your own
dictionary explicitly designed for [censored] like you.

Mr. Dolan responds to "Doofus" - interesting... 😉

--
Tom Sherman - Quad Cities (Illinois Side)

Our Village Idiot whilst chomping turds drooled:

Quoted message said:

Damn it all to hell! Why can't you idiots speak English?

DUH, dumfuk. You are on the INTERNET now. Learn to
speak MY language.

I really wanted to find you amusing. You barely rate
pathetic ...

Our Village Idiot snivelled:

Quoted message said:

Put your brain into gear and see if you can instruct me
precisely and exactly what it is I have to do to find out
what is the problem with my Google posting. I suspect you
can't do it because you do not have sufficient
intelligence to instruct anyone in anything.

1) Pull head out of ASS
2) Examine Immediate Environment
3) Reinsert head into ASS

bil <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:<unr8c.1591$Q45.305@fed1read02>...

Quoted message said:

Our Village Idiot whilst chomping turds drooled:

Quoted message said:

Damn it all to hell! Why can't you idiots speak English?

DUH, dumfuk. You are on the INTERNET now. Learn to
speak MY language.

I really wanted to find you amusing. You barely rate
pathetic ...

always been able to amuse myself but that is because I have
intelligence. Only simpletons like you with no brains need
find others to amuse them. One thing you might do however
(since you have anality on your pea size brain) is to put
your head up your [censored] and see if there is any light at
the end of that particular tunnel. That should amuse you.

--
Ed Dolan - Pathetic in Minnesota

"Perry Butler" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:<[email hidden]>...

Quoted message said:

Ed,

Bil is correct on the alt.alt.test. I think what made you
mad was he was speaking in your language.

My mother used to say, "If you can't stand the heat, get
out of the kitchen!"

(She might have gotten that from Harry Truman, and he might
have gotten it from someone else too. But Truman is the one
who is famous for saying it.)

Quoted message said:

You still don't get it!

Enjoy,

Perry B - Minnesota

What made me mad is that this idiot (Bil) cannot write in
complete sentences like you and I can. Because he can't do
that, he also cannot think complete thoughts either. The
rest of you put up with this kind of garbage because after
all - this is the Internet (whatever the hell that means).
Why suffer complete morons?

If you object to a little rough language on occasion maybe
you should restrict your Internet writing activities to
emails. Newsgroups may be too macho for you. As far as I
know there are no women looking in on this newsgroup. Or at
least they seldom post. That being the case - who cares!

--
Ed Dolan - Clueless in Minnesota

Tom Sherman <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:<[email hidden]>...

Quoted message said:

Mr. Dolan responds to "Doofus" - interesting... 😉

I would like to know what is going wrong with my Google
posting and it is precisely idiots like this "bil" character
who know more about how computers work than all the rest of
us put together. Of course he is a moron in every other way
under the sun, but at the moment I am only concerned about
why my damn computer won't post when I want it to post.

--
Ed Dolan - Doofus in Minnesota

bil said:

1) Pull head out of ASS
2) Examine Immediate Environment
3) Reinsert head into ASS

I hit my head on the ASS on my RANS "Wavewind" while I was
adjusting the front brake. To be precise, I actually made
contact with the button for the AirZound mounted on the
handlebars, which was annoyingly loud at that distance.

--
Tom Sherman - Quad Cities (Illinois Side)

"Edward Dolan" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
"]news:[email hidden]...

Quoted message said:

bil <[email hidden]> wrote in message

news:<unr8c.1591$Q45.305@fed1read02>...

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Our Village Idiot whilst chomping turds drooled:

Quoted message said:

Damn it all to hell! Why can't you idiots speak
English?

DUH, dumfuk. You are on the INTERNET now. Learn to speak
MY language.

I really wanted to find you amusing. You barely rate
pathetic ...

Quoted message said:

always been able to amuse myself but that is because I
have intelligence. Only simpletons like you with no brains
need find others to amuse them. One thing you might do
however (since you have anality on your pea size brain) is
to put your head up your [censored] and see if there is any
light at the end of that particular tunnel. That should
amuse you.

--
Ed Dolan - Pathetic in Minnesota

Dear readers,

While cruising the internet highway the above parties had a
minor collision resulting in an above average case of
virtual road-rage. Other passers-by may not be able to
resist the urge to participate. It is all just another part
of this amazing age we live in.

Regards of the day,

jd

"Jack Davis" <[email hidden]> wrote in
:"]news:[email hidden]:

Quoted message said:

"Edward Dolan" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
"]news:[email hidden]...

Quoted message said:

bil <[email hidden]> wrote in message

news:<unr8c.1591$Q45.305@fed1read02>...

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Our Village Idiot whilst chomping turds drooled:

> Damn it all to hell! Why can't you idiots speak
> English?

DUH, dumfuk. You are on the INTERNET now. Learn to
speak MY language.

I really wanted to find you amusing. You barely rate
pathetic ...

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

always been able to amuse myself but that is because I
have intelligence. Only simpletons like you with no
brains need find others to amuse them. One thing you
might do however (since you have

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

and see if there is any light at the end of that
particular tunnel. That should amuse you.

--
Ed Dolan - Pathetic in Minnesota

Dear readers,

While cruising the internet highway the above parties had
a minor collision resulting in an above average case of
virtual road-rage. Other passers-by may not be able to
resist the urge to participate. It is all just another
part of this amazing age we live in.

Regards of the day,

jd

I concur, jd. Other Observations comma gratuitous
1) Looks like someone flipped off D*l*n's profanity bit
2) I bet a library would have a book on IP, TCP, PPP,
SMNP and all the other li'l p's that seem to be
p'sing 'im off.

bil <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:<agv8c.1633$Q45.287@fed1read02>...

Quoted message said:

Our Village Idiot snivelled:

Quoted message said:

Put your brain into gear and see if you can instruct me
precisely and exactly what it is I have to do to find
out what is the problem with my Google posting. I
suspect you can't do it because you do not have
sufficient intelligence to instruct anyone in anything.

1) Pull head out of ASS
2) Examine Immediate Environment
3) Reinsert head into ASS

Nope, I knew he couldn't instruct anyone in anything. These
computer nerds are like idiot savants. They do have a knack
for knowing how to navigate their way around a computer
(probably because they spend their entire waking lives doing
just that) but they are dumbfounded when they have to
explain anything. They just can't do it, the same way nerds
can't do much of anything except for their specialty.

Here is a test for this nerd. What is "Internal Server
Error" and how does one correct for it? Sounds simple
doesn't it. But it is beyond him. He can do it, but he can't
explain it. So far he has proven that all he knows how to do
is call names and write phrases, but never yet a complete,
grammatically correct sentence. He should have stayed in
school instead of dropping out to pursue his computer
dreams. But that is a mistake that a lot of young people
make these days. They think there are short cuts (the
computer) to becoming educated.

--
Ed Dolan - ASS in Minnesota

On Tue, 23 Mar 2004 17:43:44 -0800, bil <[email hidden]> wrote in
message <iH58c.898$Q45.854@fed1read02>:

Quoted message said:

USE an F'ing test group to test test posts,

Don't be too harsh, this is the closest to an on-topic
posting from Ed this year...

--
Guy
===
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posting. chapmancentral.co.ukchapmancentral.co.ukOpen ↗

88% of helmet statistics are made up, 65% of them at
Washington University

"Edward Dolan" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
"]news:[email hidden]...

Quoted message said:

If you object to a little rough language on occasion
maybe you should restrict your Internet writing
activities to emails. Newsgroups may be too macho for
you. As far as I know there are no women looking in on
this newsgroup. Or at least they seldom post. That being
the case - who cares!

Ed

At least learn to read the response before you respond. I
said nothing about "rough language". Christ Ed, your just
learning how to use a newsreader!

You still don't have a clue!

Perry B- Minnesota

"Just zis Guy, you know?" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:<[email hidden]>...

Quoted message said:

On Tue, 23 Mar 2004 17:43:44 -0800, bil <[email hidden]>

wrote in message iH58c.898$Q45.854@fed1read02: said:

USE an F'ing test group to test test posts,

Don't be too harsh, this is the closest to an on-topic
posting from Ed this year...

Good Grief! I can't do the simplest thing like doing a test
of my OE newsreader without getting into an imbroglio with
someone. With me, it is just one tempest in a teapot after
another. The rest of you should be grateful that I do not
get onto the topic of recumbents. It would be the same
scenario there too I can assure you. Instead, you should be
hoping and praying that I stay off-topic for all eternity
for the sake of the sanity of all of us. Think of Sherman as
being a bulwark to protect you from my onslaughts.

Maybe you can translate this idiot (bil) for me. Why has he
capitalized USE? Why is he using an an instead of an a? What
is a test group? Why does he repeat the word test twice? Why
does he end his screwed up sentence with a comma? Why does
he not even know how to

reason to capitalize the first letter of that word either
since it does not start the sentence. What a [censored]
idiot he is!

I would have written it: Use a test group to test posts. And
then I would have added a little something about exactly how
you do that with maybe the link. But no, I am constantly
being accosted by total idiots. It may be that all of Usenet
is designed for idiots, but I would say we have more than
our fair share here on this particular newsgroup otherwise
known as ARBR.

--
Ed Dolan - Always Off Topic in Minnesota

Edward Dolan said:

Good Grief! I can't do the simplest thing like doing a
test of my OE newsreader without getting into an imbroglio
with someone. With me, it is just one tempest in a teapot
after another. The rest of you should be grateful that I
do not get onto the topic of recumbents. It would be the
same scenario there too I can assure you. Instead, you
should be hoping and praying that I stay off-topic for all
eternity for the sake of the sanity of all of us....

"Oh. Oh, I see. Running away, eh? You yellow [censored]! Come
back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs
off!" - Black Knight

--
Tom Sherman - Quad Cities (Illinois Side)