On Wed, 01 Dec 2004 22:11:26 +0000, Eiron <[email hidden]> wrote in
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Quoted message said:Quoted message said:A true story they say.
They say that about many racing drivers as well.
The closest I've come across to a reliable retelling of this was
Stirling Moss who claimed to have been driving through some town in,
IIRC, Australia, and come across a sign saying "You're not Stirling
Moss - slow down". ;-)
On the other hand an old friend of my Dad had the stock phrase "you're
talking to me as if I'm somebody ordinary!" (which of course he was -
he worked for Fulham Borough Council). On one occasion he was stopped
while driving the council van, crest on door, and after being
upbraided by Mr Plod he gave, without thinking, this stock rejoinder.
Mr Plod, it is reported, looked down at the rest on the door, stepped
back, saluted smartly and said "sorry to trouble you sir, carry on..."
Caution is urged in applying belief to this story - Bert Cavalier was
not always in every respect scrupulously honest where comic value was
available for extraction :-)
Guy
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