Should I use EPO?

15 y/o dopers... 😄

I just hope you're kidding.

Don't feed the trolls.

Make sure you take it to your local cycling club to share around. And don't forget to write it on your club licence application that you like using EPO, they like to see initiative and will probably help support your cycling career.

LOL, what a dope.

Son of Rudy?

billyTomlinson said:

Hi everyone. I'm a long time reader, first time poster.

I'm 15 and I've been racing my bicycle since I was 10. My dad also races bicycles as a masters rider on the weekends. He doesn't train much with me because he's a long-haul truck driver but he keeps track of my training on the internets and make sure I do my scheduled rides.

He is my coach. I do about 300 miles a week, race on the weekends and on Tuesdays and Thursday and Friday's on the track. My mom drives me to all the rides and races.

My last race was 20 miles criterium and i finished third. My dad said the kid who won is a doper. He said the best way to beat him is to start taking epo and steroids. He found a web site that sells EPO and he bought some. I'm suppost to start taking it next week. My mom will have to do the injections because I'm affraid of needles.

I don't want to dope, but I'm tired of getting beat down by the dopers.

What should I do?

yeah, we all snort a couple of lines of EPO before a race. I even inject it directly into my eyes before training rides - makes the hills look so much smaller. Go for it Timmy, I mean Billy.

I wish I could've cycled 300 miles a week and take EPO when I was 15.

El Loto said:

I wish I could've cycled 300 miles a week and take EPO when I was 15.

When I were a lad we couldn't afford epo, we just had to make do with sucking on a lump of coal for all our performance enhancing needs. We didn't even have proper bikes. I used to race evening crits on a large stick that I hacked off the neighbour's tree. I were still fast mind!

Rolfrae said:

When I were a lad we couldn't afford epo, we just had to make do with sucking on a lump of coal for all our performance enhancing needs. We didn't even have proper bikes. I used to race evening crits on a large stick that I hacked off the neighbour's tree. I were still fast mind!

You were lucky.
When I was growing up in East Germany, they yanked me out of school one day and started giving me all sorts of things to make me grow up into a big strong man. Now, I'm a big strong woman.

Rolfrae said:

When I were a lad we couldn't afford epo, we just had to make do with sucking on a lump of coal for all our performance enhancing needs. We didn't even have proper bikes. I used to race evening crits on a large stick that I hacked off the neighbour's tree. I were still fast mind!

Your own lump of coal? Aye, you were spoilt ....

don't do it.. you ever heard any of those horrible stories of cyclists dieing in their sleep beacuse their blood is thickened from EPO?

not worth it.

KellyT said:

Your own lump of coal? Aye, you were spoilt ....

...AND his own stick...! Loooxury!

0.5 out of a possible score of 10 for that troll job. this is flyer finales new screen name imo.

billyTomlinson said:

My last race was 20 miles criterium and i finished third. My dad said the kid who won is a doper. He said the best way to beat him is to start taking epo and steroids. He found a web site that sells EPO and he bought some. I'm suppost to start taking it next week. My mom will have to do the injections because I'm affraid of needles.

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Billy Tomlinson: 52 year old male, drunk, sitting in his [censored] diapers writing this thread.

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