Wow, what a revolutionary idea - that bike shops and manufacturers might be profiting from our collective discomfort! I'm shocked, SHOCKED, that the solution to saddle sores hasn't been a fancy new cream or a pricey seat cover all along. It's almost as if the industry is more interested in making a quick buck than actually addressing the root cause of the problem. Who would've thought that poorly designed saddles might be the culprit? Not me, that's for sure. I mean, it's not like we've been complaining about saddle sores for decades or anything. Thanks for blowing the lid off this conspiracy!