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donquijote1954
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On Feb 24, 9:55 pm, [email protected] (Tom Keats) wrote:
> In article <3359f458-6f3c-4046-b46c-e417d93f6...@h11g2000prf.googlegroups.com>,
> donquijote1954 <[email protected]> writes:
>
> >> If you could make spike belts shoot out
> >> of your wrists like Spiderman, than would
> >> be something.
>
> >> Watch out for The Green Hornet (& Kato.)
> >> He /is/ a road terrorist. And I have my
> >> suspicions about The Punisher and
> >> Fat Freddie's cat.
>
> >> Thank goodness we have anti-road-terrorist
> >> guys like you to defend us good people.
> > Short of calling Superman or Batman, we can catch the bad guys in SUVs
> > by sticking together.
>
> What do we do with them once we catch them?
We make them display a bumper stiket that says "HYPROCRITE ON BOARD,"
and release them.
>
> > Same strategy developed by the sardines 300
> > million years ago.
>
> ... mmmm ... sardines, lightly smoked & soaked in
> olive oil. I'm rather partial to sardines.
> And herrings. And oolichans.
Sharks can be cooked too. They have some recipes in Iraq.
>
> > Bicycles can get together and ride the lane, just
> > like any other vehicle. Similar to Critical Mass but without
> > antagonizing the motorists who in the end are also trapped in the
> > cages. And also, unlike Critical Mass, we would ride the road every
> > day for real transportation.
>
> That goes on every day where I live. Where lotsa people live.
>
> As for Critical Mass, that is as real transportation as any
> other raison d'etre for transportation. Nobody has to justify
> /why/ they're mobile. But people should take more responsibility
> of /how/ they're (we're) mobile.
Critical Mass has a PR issue. We need something for the average Joe
Banana to be alive at the end of his bicycle ride.
>
> > This T-shirt can fit the bill (I've renounced to any profit on it)...
> >http://www.cafepress.com/burncalories
>
> Screw glib t-shirt messages & bumper stickers.
Hey, there are T-shirts for every taste, even hypocrites...
http://www.zazzle.com/hypocrites_bumpersticker-128838404027779618
> In article <3359f458-6f3c-4046-b46c-e417d93f6...@h11g2000prf.googlegroups.com>,
> donquijote1954 <[email protected]> writes:
>
> >> If you could make spike belts shoot out
> >> of your wrists like Spiderman, than would
> >> be something.
>
> >> Watch out for The Green Hornet (& Kato.)
> >> He /is/ a road terrorist. And I have my
> >> suspicions about The Punisher and
> >> Fat Freddie's cat.
>
> >> Thank goodness we have anti-road-terrorist
> >> guys like you to defend us good people.
> > Short of calling Superman or Batman, we can catch the bad guys in SUVs
> > by sticking together.
>
> What do we do with them once we catch them?
We make them display a bumper stiket that says "HYPROCRITE ON BOARD,"
and release them.
>
> > Same strategy developed by the sardines 300
> > million years ago.
>
> ... mmmm ... sardines, lightly smoked & soaked in
> olive oil. I'm rather partial to sardines.
> And herrings. And oolichans.
Sharks can be cooked too. They have some recipes in Iraq.
>
> > Bicycles can get together and ride the lane, just
> > like any other vehicle. Similar to Critical Mass but without
> > antagonizing the motorists who in the end are also trapped in the
> > cages. And also, unlike Critical Mass, we would ride the road every
> > day for real transportation.
>
> That goes on every day where I live. Where lotsa people live.
>
> As for Critical Mass, that is as real transportation as any
> other raison d'etre for transportation. Nobody has to justify
> /why/ they're mobile. But people should take more responsibility
> of /how/ they're (we're) mobile.
Critical Mass has a PR issue. We need something for the average Joe
Banana to be alive at the end of his bicycle ride.
>
> > This T-shirt can fit the bill (I've renounced to any profit on it)...
> >http://www.cafepress.com/burncalories
>
> Screw glib t-shirt messages & bumper stickers.
Hey, there are T-shirts for every taste, even hypocrites...
http://www.zazzle.com/hypocrites_bumpersticker-128838404027779618