(Mind the implied use of the f**** word)
WHAT THE F***!!!??
You call THIS freedom!?
This is SERIOUSLY getting out of hand!
ok, here's the deal: I'm out enjoying a beautifull sunshinny day on my
unicycle for the first time in weeks...boy, it's getting hot...maybe I
should grab a slush-puppy..so I did..Here I am riddin' infront of the
7eleven with my slush...the owner is standing next to me smoking a
cigarette, all is good...So I ride off to the park on the other side of
the road...I sit down, enjoying every sip of my slush, yup, life is
good.....
I get back up, I guess I'll find somewhere to ride.... BEEEEEP!....?
what's that?... BEEEEEEP! I turn around. I see a line up of not one, not
two but THREE public security vans! they all park their cars, get out
and kinda encircle me.
turns out they got a call from the 7 eleven sayin there was some
teenager messing around infront of his store...
What an A**-HOLE!!! He could've just TOLD ME!! F***ing hypocrite!
So yeah, I got off (again) with another warning but if I use my 20"
TRIALS unicycle for anything but getting from A to B they're gonna get
me for disturbing the peace, destroying public property (which I NEVER
did. I am NOT a vandal!) or simply change the by-laws to include
unicycles (which is clearly against my rights, you can't change laws
just to atttack a minority)
So yeah, I'm screwed...
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Murde Mental - Unicycling Martyr
Owen Kirby- deep fried and delicious...
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