Re: Missing Paul !!!

The Reids said:

he's pretty good on PS or any of the complex areas of
photography.

His photos are [censored] though

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"Simon Caldwell" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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he's pretty good on PS or any of the complex areas of
photography.

His photos are [censored] though

and he talks bollocks

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Ian Dainty <[email hidden]> writes

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he's pretty good on PS or any of the complex areas of
photography.

His photos are [censored] though

and he talks bollocks

Apart from that, and being a layabout, he's a good bloke.
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Gordon Harris said:

Ian Dainty <[email hidden]> writes

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"Simon Caldwell" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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>he's pretty good on PS or any of the complex areas of
>photography.

His photos are [censored] though

and he talks bollocks

Apart from that, and being a layabout, he's a good bloke.

Don't forget the dodgy haircut.

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Simon Caldwell said:

Gordon Harris said:

Ian Dainty <[email hidden]> writes

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"Simon Caldwell" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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> >he's pretty good on PS or any of the complex areas of
> >photography.
>
> His photos are [censored] though

and he talks bollocks

Apart from that, and being a layabout, he's a good bloke.

Don't forget the dodgy haircut.

And the occasion when he faked a sore ankle to avoid having to put his
tent up and cook for himself..
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Rooney <[email hidden]> writes

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Simon Caldwell said:

Gordon Harris said:

Ian Dainty <[email hidden]> writes
>"Simon Caldwell" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
>news:[email hidden]
>
>> >he's pretty good on PS or any of the complex areas of
>> >photography.
>>
>> His photos are [censored] though
>
>and he talks bollocks
>
Apart from that, and being a layabout, he's a good bloke.

Don't forget the dodgy haircut.

And the occasion when he faked a sore ankle to avoid having to put his
tent up and cook for himself..

AND to avoid doing Goredale Scar with me.
Instead he lounged in my favourite chair for two days!
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Gordon Harris

Gordon Harris said:

Rooney <[email hidden]> writes

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Simon Caldwell said:

On Sat, 11 Jun 2005 14:38:16 +0100, Gordon Harris
<[email hidden]> wrote:

>Ian Dainty <[email hidden]> writes
>>"Simon Caldwell" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
>>news:[email hidden]
>>
>>> >he's pretty good on PS or any of the complex areas of
>>> >photography.
>>>
>>> His photos are [censored] though
>>
>>and he talks bollocks
>>
>Apart from that, and being a layabout, he's a good bloke.

Don't forget the dodgy haircut.

And the occasion when he faked a sore ankle to avoid having to put his
tent up and cook for himself..

AND to avoid doing Goredale Scar with me.
Instead he lounged in my favourite chair for two days!

I'd have drunk the entire contents of your cocktail cabinet, then
asked for a lift home!
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"I always knew the entire Green party were nutters" - Ken Livingstone

Following up to Simon Caldwell

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Quoted message said:

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> >he's pretty good on PS or any of the complex areas of
> >photography.
>
> His photos are [censored] though

and he talks bollocks

Apart from that, and being a layabout, he's a good bloke.

Don't forget the dodgy haircut.

or the Welsh accent.
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The Reids said:

Following up to Simon Caldwell

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

>> >he's pretty good on PS or any of the complex areas of
>> >photography.
>>
>> His photos are [censored] though
>
>and he talks bollocks
>
Apart from that, and being a layabout, he's a good bloke.

Don't forget the dodgy haircut.

or the Welsh accent.

and emails that go on for ever.

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Phil Cook looking north over the park to the "Westminster Gasworks"

Rooney <[email hidden]> writes

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Gordon Harris said:

Rooney <[email hidden]> writes

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On Sun, 12 Jun 2005 18:07:43 +0100, Simon Caldwell
<[email hidden]> wrote:

>On Sat, 11 Jun 2005 14:38:16 +0100, Gordon Harris
><[email hidden]> wrote:
>
>>Ian Dainty <[email hidden]> writes
>>>"Simon Caldwell" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
>>>news:[email hidden]
>>>
>>>> >he's pretty good on PS or any of the complex areas of
>>>> >photography.
>>>>
>>>> His photos are [censored] though
>>>
>>>and he talks bollocks
>>>
>>Apart from that, and being a layabout, he's a good bloke.
>
>Don't forget the dodgy haircut.

And the occasion when he faked a sore ankle to avoid having to put his
tent up and cook for himself..

AND to avoid doing Goredale Scar with me.
Instead he lounged in my favourite chair for two days!

I'd have drunk the entire contents of your cocktail cabinet, then
asked for a lift home!

What cocktail cabinet? Searching desperately.....
--
Gordon Harris

Gordon Harris said:

Rooney <[email hidden]> writes

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Gordon Harris said:

Rooney <[email hidden]> writes
>On Sun, 12 Jun 2005 18:07:43 +0100, Simon Caldwell
><[email hidden]> wrote:
>
>>On Sat, 11 Jun 2005 14:38:16 +0100, Gordon Harris
>><[email hidden]> wrote:
>>
>>>Ian Dainty <[email hidden]> writes
>>>>"Simon Caldwell" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
>>>>news:[email hidden]
>>>>
>>>>> >he's pretty good on PS or any of the complex areas of
>>>>> >photography.
>>>>>
>>>>> His photos are [censored] though
>>>>
>>>>and he talks bollocks
>>>>
>>>Apart from that, and being a layabout, he's a good bloke.
>>
>>Don't forget the dodgy haircut.
>
>
>And the occasion when he faked a sore ankle to avoid having to put his
>tent up and cook for himself..

AND to avoid doing Goredale Scar with me.
Instead he lounged in my favourite chair for two days!

I'd have drunk the entire contents of your cocktail cabinet, then
asked for a lift home!

What cocktail cabinet? Searching desperately.....

You keep your booze on the mantlepiece?
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Rooney <[email hidden]> writes

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You keep your booze on the mantlepiece?

I( long since abandoned the Mantleshelf Move due to inadequate upper
body strength......

I did an inventory of my mantle piece as follows:

*************************************************
(Centre-piece) - 1 resin statuette of female dancer (draped)
1 Oil burner (needs cleaning)
4 Bottles assorted vaporising oils for burner
1 Scented candle in holder (Half used)
1 Brass candle snuffer
1 Empty decorated pill box (Ex ma-in-law)
6 No8 x 1½" wood screws
4 No 10 x 2" wood screws
3 Drinks coasters (assorted)
1 light blue gent's comb (almost unused due to colour)
1 (out of circulation) 50p coin
1 brass clog containing the usual stuff kept in brass clogs - pins,
paper-
clips, window lock keys, two Ullswater ferry tickets, etc
1 Charity balloon (St Ann's Hospice)
1 Plastic rain hood in case (ex Xmas cracker, unused)
1 Box cook's matches
1 Sean (shorn) sheep car mascot
1 Santa Brooch with flashing eyes (batteries missing)
1 Instruction leaflet for radio controlled car
1 Card, instructions for diagnosis of heart attack and CPR procedure
*************************************************

Does this make me a loveable old eccentric?
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Gordon Harris said:

Rooney <[email hidden]> writes

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You keep your booze on the mantlepiece?

I( long since abandoned the Mantleshelf Move due to inadequate upper
body strength......

I did an inventory of my mantle piece as follows:

*************************************************
(Centre-piece) - 1 resin statuette of female dancer (draped)
1 Oil burner (needs cleaning)
4 Bottles assorted vaporising oils for burner
1 Scented candle in holder (Half used)
1 Brass candle snuffer
1 Empty decorated pill box (Ex ma-in-law)
6 No8 x 1½" wood screws
4 No 10 x 2" wood screws
3 Drinks coasters (assorted)
1 light blue gent's comb (almost unused due to colour)
1 (out of circulation) 50p coin
1 brass clog containing the usual stuff kept in brass clogs - pins,
paper-
clips, window lock keys, two Ullswater ferry tickets, etc
1 Charity balloon (St Ann's Hospice)
1 Plastic rain hood in case (ex Xmas cracker, unused)
1 Box cook's matches
1 Sean (shorn) sheep car mascot
1 Santa Brooch with flashing eyes (batteries missing)
1 Instruction leaflet for radio controlled car
1 Card, instructions for diagnosis of heart attack and CPR procedure
*************************************************

Does this make me a loveable old eccentric?

Yes - the wood screws are the clincher!
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"I always knew the entire Green party were nutters" - Ken Livingstone

Gordon Harris said:

Rooney <[email hidden]> writes

Quoted message said:

You keep your booze on the mantlepiece?

I( long since abandoned the Mantleshelf Move due to inadequate upper
body strength......

I did an inventory of my mantle piece as follows:

*************************************************
(Centre-piece) - 1 resin statuette of female dancer (draped)
1 Oil burner (needs cleaning)
4 Bottles assorted vaporising oils for burner
1 Scented candle in holder (Half used)
1 Brass candle snuffer
1 Empty decorated pill box (Ex ma-in-law)
6 No8 x 1½" wood screws
4 No 10 x 2" wood screws
3 Drinks coasters (assorted)
1 light blue gent's comb (almost unused due to colour)
1 (out of circulation) 50p coin
1 brass clog containing the usual stuff kept in brass clogs - pins, paper-
clips, window lock keys, two Ullswater ferry tickets, etc
1 Charity balloon (St Ann's Hospice)
1 Plastic rain hood in case (ex Xmas cracker, unused)
1 Box cook's matches
1 Sean (shorn) sheep car mascot
1 Santa Brooch with flashing eyes (batteries missing)
1 Instruction leaflet for radio controlled car
1 Card, instructions for diagnosis of heart attack and CPR procedure
*************************************************

Does this make me a loveable old eccentric?

You have a lloonngg mantelpiece. Does it go over a huge fireplace?

Katherine

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Gordon Harris contained the following:

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Does this make me a loveable old eccentric?

No, it means you have serious problems with your horizontal surfaces

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Gordon Harris said:

I did an inventory of my mantle piece as follows:

*************************************************
(Centre-piece) - 1 resin statuette of female dancer (draped)
1 Oil burner (needs cleaning)
4 Bottles assorted vaporising oils for burner

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1 Instruction leaflet for radio controlled car
1 Card, instructions for diagnosis of heart attack and CPR procedure
*************************************************

Does this make me a loveable old eccentric?

Pretty normal I'd say.

Mine has on it the following:

Tealight holder
4 candlesticks (not fork handles)
A roll of waterproof tape
4 small pictures
A Freinds' Wedding
Yorkshire Dales
My ex flatmate
Surrey vineyard
6 empty Belgian beer bottles
Orval
Westfleteren
Westmalle
Rochefort
Rodenbach
De Koninck
A small wooden duck.

All the other usual detritus seems to be in the CD shelves - I must
have had a tidy up recently :-)
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Phil Cook said:

6 empty Belgian beer bottles
Orval
Westfleteren
Westmalle
Rochefort
Rodenbach
De Koninck

Ah! A man with good taste!!

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A small wooden duck.

I take it all back :-)

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Fran said:

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All the other usual detritus seems to be in the CD shelves - I must
have had a tidy up recently :-)

Phew, thank goodness for that. I feel a bit better now that I know you
have junk as well :-)

You should see the papers strewn across the floor in here, you might
feel at home!

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Katherine <[email hidden]> writes

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Gordon Harris said:

Rooney <[email hidden]> writes

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You keep your booze on the mantlepiece?

I( long since abandoned the Mantleshelf Move due to inadequate
upper body strength......
I did an inventory of my mantle piece as follows:
*************************************************
(Centre-piece) - 1 resin statuette of female dancer (draped)
1 Oil burner (needs cleaning)
4 Bottles assorted vaporising oils for burner
1 Scented candle in holder (Half used)
1 Brass candle snuffer
1 Empty decorated pill box (Ex ma-in-law)
6 No8 x 1½" wood screws
4 No 10 x 2" wood screws
3 Drinks coasters (assorted)
1 light blue gent's comb (almost unused due to colour)
1 (out of circulation) 50p coin
1 brass clog containing the usual stuff kept in brass clogs - pins, paper-
clips, window lock keys, two Ullswater ferry tickets, etc
1 Charity balloon (St Ann's Hospice)
1 Plastic rain hood in case (ex Xmas cracker, unused)
1 Box cook's matches
1 Sean (shorn) sheep car mascot
1 Santa Brooch with flashing eyes (batteries missing)
1 Instruction leaflet for radio controlled car
1 Card, instructions for diagnosis of heart attack and CPR procedure
*************************************************
Does this make me a loveable old eccentric?

You have a lloonngg mantelpiece. Does it go over a huge fireplace?

Katherine

It's 4ft 6in long, but quite crowded. There ain't enough room to
dust it. :-)
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Gordon Harris