The guy popping out at the start of the race and almost causing a crash...
The guy in the middle of the race and causing a self-crash while almost taking down two other riders...poor positioning or squid riding by someone that chopped his wheel?. He biffed it hard. Hopefully, he's OK. It looked like a classic case of wheel overlap combined with guys changing lanes every two seconds to me.
Catapulting over a Vrooman-White Design? OUCH!
Collin must get up! (sorry, I couldn't resist!)
The dweeb in the blue/white/orange sure crowded the hell out of you for no good reason. He had a mile of road to his left. The black dude in the white/red stripes jersey that went down in the sprint was busy rubbing on another rider (dunno which of the two was at fault). He popped a foot and went down and left you a bunny-hop obstacle course.
Now...
Did you see the guy on the left going backwards in the gutter as the sprint wound up? He made the smartest move of the race. When the race is all looney tunes from the gun to the line, give it up and live to fight another day. Sit up and laugh at the Cat. Four Fast n' Furious madness.
So what's the damage/carnage report, Collin? You OK? Nothing broken, I hope.
Oh...we do award move up points here at CF for pictures of road rash exceeding 10 square inches (multiple abrasions can be combined to achieve this minimum coverage), stitches of more than three per deep gash and any limb caused to be put in a cast or at least a colorful sling gets bragging rights for the rest of the season and a Free Pass to *****ing about dweeb riders for at least a dozen posts.
For documenting your crash, I hereby award you an official "Yeah, I'm a badass biker dude!" Broken Wings. These are always earned and never given!
Broken or scuffed shimaNO parts are awarded...nothing.