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  1. So, I tagged a Suburban today. It's about time somebody fought back.
    Blew off the local crit and went for a long mountain ride instead with
    a couple of friends. We're descending Lee Hill and I gaining on the
    target. He's giving me some ambiguous signals. The turn signal is on,
    but he's also pumping his brakes ( it's an old rust bucket Suburban)
    and I have no idea what he's doing. He's drifting into the lefthand
    lane ,so I assume he's pulling off to the left. In hindsight I now
    understand that he's setting up for a righthand turn into an uphill
    driveway. My descision to pass on the right is flawed. Too late, I
    brake for all I'm worth and it's not happening. Fortunately, I
    instinctively aim for the softest spot on the softest SUV in all of
    Boulder County. There's a very loud bang, the driver yells WTF! but
    there's surprisingly little pain. My friends tell me there was big
    bounce, but some how I end up walking off the bike, and standing in the
    road saying to the driver, "sorry about that". He's pretty cool and
    asks me if I'm ok. I say yeah, but how's your truck? I think I dented
    it. Now I'm looking at it and I see that there's no way I've decreased
    it's value. He walks around back and looks at my impression and
    decides that it's not an issue and we're both on our way. So I ride
    home with a twisted handle bar and blood running down my shin. Later
    that day I'm lucky enough to be standing in Excel Sports buying yet
    another Ritchey WCS, Classic bend, 42 cm, OS diameter handlebar.

    Bret

  2. In article <[email hidden]>,

    Bret said:

    So, I tagged a Suburban today. It's about time somebody fought back.
    Blew off the local crit and went for a long mountain ride instead with
    a couple of friends. We're descending Lee Hill and I gaining on the
    target. He's giving me some ambiguous signals. The turn signal is on,
    but he's also pumping his brakes ( it's an old rust bucket Suburban)
    and I have no idea what he's doing. He's drifting into the lefthand
    lane ,so I assume he's pulling off to the left. In hindsight I now
    understand that he's setting up for a righthand turn into an uphill
    driveway. My descision to pass on the right is flawed.

    Bret: don't DO that!

    As an endorser of LIVEDRUNK, I remind you that gin can help you get
    through the next few days.

    --
    Ryan Cousineau [email hidden] http://www.wiredcola.com/
    "I don't want kids who are thinking about going into mathematics
    to think that they have to take drugs to succeed." -Paul Erdos

  3. There are two types of cyclists - one type brags about his bike crashes
    and scraps like a war battle and war wounds. The other type of
    cyclists looks at road rash as an indication that this person is a
    danger to be around. Bret, you sound like a beginer rider. Hopefully
    you don't do to many local hilly road races as well as the local
    crits..

    Bret said:

    So, I tagged a Suburban today. It's about time somebody fought back.
    Blew off the local crit and went for a long mountain ride instead with
    a couple of friends. We're descending Lee Hill and I gaining on the
    target. He's giving me some ambiguous signals. The turn signal is on,
    but he's also pumping his brakes ( it's an old rust bucket Suburban)
    and I have no idea what he's doing. He's drifting into the lefthand
    lane ,so I assume he's pulling off to the left. In hindsight I now
    understand that he's setting up for a righthand turn into an uphill
    driveway. My descision to pass on the right is flawed. Too late, I
    brake for all I'm worth and it's not happening. Fortunately, I
    instinctively aim for the softest spot on the softest SUV in all of
    Boulder County. There's a very loud bang, the driver yells WTF! but
    there's surprisingly little pain. My friends tell me there was big
    bounce, but some how I end up walking off the bike, and standing in the
    road saying to the driver, "sorry about that". He's pretty cool and
    asks me if I'm ok. I say yeah, but how's your truck? I think I dented
    it. Now I'm looking at it and I see that there's no way I've decreased
    it's value. He walks around back and looks at my impression and
    decides that it's not an issue and we're both on our way. So I ride
    home with a twisted handle bar and blood running down my shin. Later
    that day I'm lucky enough to be standing in Excel Sports buying yet
    another Ritchey WCS, Classic bend, 42 cm, OS diameter handlebar.

    Bret

  4. Ryan Cousineau said:

    In article <[email hidden]>,

    Bret said:

    So, I tagged a Suburban today. It's about time somebody fought back.
    Blew off the local crit and went for a long mountain ride instead with
    a couple of friends. We're descending Lee Hill and I gaining on the
    target. He's giving me some ambiguous signals. The turn signal is on,
    but he's also pumping his brakes ( it's an old rust bucket Suburban)
    and I have no idea what he's doing. He's drifting into the lefthand
    lane ,so I assume he's pulling off to the left. In hindsight I now
    understand that he's setting up for a righthand turn into an uphill
    driveway. My descision to pass on the right is flawed.

    Bret: don't DO that!

    As an endorser of LIVEDRUNK, I remind you that gin can help you get
    through the next few days.

    Thanks for the advice Ryan, but the 12 oz pain relief is working just
    fine.

    Bret

  5. Mark said:

    There are two types of cyclists - one type brags about his bike crashes
    and scraps like a war battle and war wounds. The other type of
    cyclists looks at road rash as an indication that this person is a
    danger to be around. Bret, you sound like a beginer rider. Hopefully
    you don't do to many local hilly road races as well as the local
    crits..

    You've got this entirely wrong. There are actually more than two types
    of cyclists. I haven't caused a crash in a road race since 1983 when I
    really was a beginner. The last time I got caught up in a crash in a
    road race was over ten years ago. It's cyclocross and mountain biking
    where I do all the damage. I've had three serious injuries in the last
    five years but I haven't "bragged" about them here. Here's the most
    recent one:

    http://fischer-wade.net/ouch.htm

    Let me know if you want to hear the story.

    Bret

  6. Bret schreef:

    Quoted message said:

    http://fischer-wade.net/ouch.htm
    Let me know if you want to hear the story.

    Let me guess; you fell on a wooden stake used to mark the course. I like
    gory stories, gimme the details.

    --
    E. Dronkert

  7. "Mark" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    There are two types of cyclists - one type brags about his bike crashes
    and scraps like a war battle and war wounds. The other type of
    cyclists looks at road rash as an indication that this person is a
    danger to be around. Bret, you sound like a beginer rider. Hopefully
    you don't do to many local hilly road races as well as the local
    crits..


    <snip original post for top poster> Bret wrote:

    Mark you remind me of the guy who is always [censored] at the start of a cat 4
    crit about how everyone should hold their line and and don't blah, blah
    blah... The expert still riding as a cat 4 telling everyone else how to
    ride. Stop mothering everyone.

    -p

  8. "Pippen" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:


    "Mark" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    There are two types of cyclists - one type brags about his bike crashes
    and scraps like a war battle and war wounds. The other type of
    cyclists looks at road rash as an indication that this person is a
    danger to be around. Bret, you sound like a beginer rider. Hopefully
    you don't do to many local hilly road races as well as the local
    crits..


    <snip original post for top poster> Bret wrote:

    Mark you remind me of the guy who is always [censored] at the start of a cat
    4 crit about how everyone should hold their line and and don't blah, blah
    blah... The expert still riding as a cat 4 telling everyone else how to
    ride. Stop mothering everyone.

    -p


    should not have left that "Bret wrote:" in there. That was all me...

    -p

  9. Mark said:

    There are two types of cyclists - one type brags about his bike crashes
    and scraps like a war battle and war wounds. The other type of
    cyclists looks at road rash as an indication that this person is a
    danger to be around. Bret, you sound like a beginer rider. Hopefully
    you don't do to many local hilly road races as well as the local
    crits..

    If you don't crash you're not trying hard enough.
    Dutch proverb

  10. Bret said:


    You've got this entirely wrong. There are actually more than two types
    of cyclists. I haven't caused a crash in a road race since 1983 when I
    really was a beginner.

    That may be Bret but you made a rank amateur mistake. Think about this
    while you're hurting - you might just as easily have been killed.

    WHY did you feel the need to pass someone when their actions were still
    questionable?

    On the Sierra Century, Saturday, apparently someone was trying to pass
    another guy on the downhill and like all FREDS was trying to pass
    really close to show what a great and brave bike handler he was. He
    touched a wheel, wobbled into the other lane as a car came along. RIP.

    Acting like an ass on a bicycle quite luckily doesn't prove fatal
    99.999% of the time. But I'd just as soon we never saw that remaining
    thousanth of a percent.

  11. Tom Kunich said:

    WHY did you feel the need to pass someone when their actions were still
    questionable?

    I didn't really describe the situation adequately. There were two
    mistakes involved. I misunderstood the driver's intentions and I
    miscalculated the braking distance. I didn't really intend to over
    commit, but I did. My speed was down to ~15 mph from 55 mph when I hit
    the truck which is why it wasn't more serious. Since I didn't hit my
    head, I'm convinced that my helmet saved my life.

    Bret

  12. "Tom Kunich" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    Bret wrote:

    On the Sierra Century, Saturday, apparently someone was trying to pass
    another guy on the downhill and like all FREDS was trying to pass
    really close to show what a great and brave bike handler he was. He
    touched a wheel, wobbled into the other lane as a car came along. RIP.

    How do you know that he was trying to show what a great and brave bike
    handler he was?

  13. Frank Drackman said:

    "Tom Kunich" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    Bret wrote:

    On the Sierra Century, Saturday, apparently someone was trying to pass
    another guy on the downhill and like all FREDS was trying to pass
    really close to show what a great and brave bike handler he was. He
    touched a wheel, wobbled into the other lane as a car came along. RIP.

    How do you know that he was trying to show what a great and brave bike
    handler he was?

    I was in no way trying to imply what Frank was feeling. I was pointing
    out that passing a vehicle whose actions are curious is a bad really
    idea.

    We already have had one poster here permanently injured in a somewhat
    similar crash. I don't know if either case could have been prevented by
    closer attention and care but it is possiblity.

    Every time I attend Centuries these days I see a large and increasing
    number of whacko riders who pass within scant inches of my bar ends.
    While I'm generally going to look before I change my course, there's
    always the possibility that I'll hit something and be thrown over
    enough to touch. So from the very start, pretending that you're in a
    paceline with people whom you don't know is a bad idea but doing it
    around people whose skill levels are questionable is even dumber.

    What does it take for people to use common sense when they're on the
    road. Bicycle accidents are rare enough but let's make them unusual.

  14. Bret said:
    Tom Kunich said:

    WHY did you feel the need to pass someone when their actions were still
    questionable?

    I didn't really describe the situation adequately. There were two
    mistakes involved. I misunderstood the driver's intentions and I
    miscalculated the braking distance. I didn't really intend to over
    commit, but I did. My speed was down to ~15 mph from 55 mph when I hit
    the truck which is why it wasn't more serious. Since I didn't hit my
    head, I'm convinced that my helmet saved my life.

    It's easy enough to misjudge stopping distances on a bike since most of
    us gain our judgement from cars which stop about twice as rapidly.
    Maybe I'm a bit oversensitive since I've been seeing quite a few
    stories about dead cyclists lately.

    Be cautious out there people. Try to balance your possible gains with
    your probable losses.

    Of course when I was racing I never went for the final sprint because
    of the crazies. So I've already demonstrated a strong survival
    instinct. It's OK to have that killer urge but don't exercise it on the
    road where your losses can be so much greater than your gains.

  15. Ewoud Dronkert said:

    Bret schreef:

    Quoted message said:

    http://fischer-wade.net/ouch.htm
    Let me know if you want to hear the story.

    Let me guess; you fell on a wooden stake used to mark the course. I like
    gory stories, gimme the details.

    --
    E. Dronkert

    OK, I've updated that link with the full story.

    Bret

  16. Bret said:
    Mark said:

    There are two types of cyclists - one type brags about his bike crashes
    and scraps like a war battle and war wounds. The other type of
    cyclists looks at road rash as an indication that this person is a
    danger to be around. Bret, you sound like a beginer rider. Hopefully
    you don't do to many local hilly road races as well as the local
    crits..

    You've got this entirely wrong. There are actually more than two types
    of cyclists. I haven't caused a crash in a road race since 1983 when I
    really was a beginner. The last time I got caught up in a crash in a
    road race was over ten years ago. It's cyclocross and mountain biking
    where I do all the damage. I've had three serious injuries in the last
    five years but I haven't "bragged" about them here. Here's the most
    recent one:

    http://fischer-wade.net/ouch.htm

    Let me know if you want to hear the story.

    Bret

    The only thing worse than bragging about winning masters' fatties races
    would be to brag about crashing in masters' fatties 'cross races.
    Thank goodness you have the decency not to do either!

    Glad to hear you're okay. I was wondering why I didn't see your name
    in the results for Saturday's race, or see you at the start line on
    Sunday.

  17. Scott said:

    The only thing worse than bragging about winning masters' fatties races
    would be to brag about crashing in masters' fatties 'cross races.
    Thank goodness you have the decency not to do either!

    Glad to hear you're okay. I was wondering why I didn't see your name
    in the results for Saturday's race, or see you at the start line on
    Sunday.

    Hi Scott,

    I didn't race Saturday because I had a terrible allergy attack going on
    and was sore from my two (very boring) mountain bike crashes last
    Wednesday. Gary, Pete and I rode up South St. Vrain to Ward instead.
    They both had a good view of my incident with the Suburban.

    Bret

  18. Bret said:
    Scott said:

    The only thing worse than bragging about winning masters' fatties races
    would be to brag about crashing in masters' fatties 'cross races.
    Thank goodness you have the decency not to do either!

    Glad to hear you're okay. I was wondering why I didn't see your name
    in the results for Saturday's race, or see you at the start line on
    Sunday.

    Hi Scott,

    I didn't race Saturday because I had a terrible allergy attack going on
    and was sore from my two (very boring) mountain bike crashes last
    Wednesday. Gary, Pete and I rode up South St. Vrain to Ward instead.
    They both had a good view of my incident with the Suburban.

    Bret

    Two mountain bike crashes??? Three crashes in the space of 4 days???
    What has gotten into you?

  19. Scott said:
    Bret said:
    Scott said:

    The only thing worse than bragging about winning masters' fatties races
    would be to brag about crashing in masters' fatties 'cross races.
    Thank goodness you have the decency not to do either!

    Glad to hear you're okay. I was wondering why I didn't see your name
    in the results for Saturday's race, or see you at the start line on
    Sunday.

    Hi Scott,

    I didn't race Saturday because I had a terrible allergy attack going on
    and was sore from my two (very boring) mountain bike crashes last
    Wednesday. Gary, Pete and I rode up South St. Vrain to Ward instead.
    They both had a good view of my incident with the Suburban.

    Bret

    Two mountain bike crashes??? Three crashes in the space of 4 days???
    What has gotten into you?

    There's something going around at work. Four of us (including Bill)
    have crashed bikes in the last two weeks. Then again, maybe it's
    because I'm riding with Gary.

    Bret

  20. Bret said:

    So, I tagged a Suburban today. It's about time somebody fought back.
    Blew off the local crit and went for a long mountain ride instead with
    a couple of friends. We're descending Lee Hill and I gaining on the
    target. He's giving me some ambiguous signals. The turn signal is on,
    but he's also pumping his brakes ( it's an old rust bucket Suburban)
    and I have no idea what he's doing. He's drifting into the lefthand
    lane ,so I assume he's pulling off to the left. In hindsight I now
    understand that he's setting up for a righthand turn into an uphill
    driveway. My descision to pass on the right is flawed. Too late, I
    brake for all I'm worth and it's not happening. Fortunately, I
    instinctively aim for the softest spot on the softest SUV in all of
    Boulder County. There's a very loud bang, the driver yells WTF! but
    there's surprisingly little pain. My friends tell me there was big
    bounce, but some how I end up walking off the bike, and standing in the
    road saying to the driver, "sorry about that". He's pretty cool and
    asks me if I'm ok. I say yeah, but how's your truck? I think I dented
    it. Now I'm looking at it and I see that there's no way I've decreased
    it's value. He walks around back and looks at my impression and
    decides that it's not an issue and we're both on our way. So I ride
    home with a twisted handle bar and blood running down my shin. Later
    that day I'm lucky enough to be standing in Excel Sports buying yet
    another Ritchey WCS, Classic bend, 42 cm, OS diameter handlebar.

    Bret

    When I first read your post, I mis-read it and thought you'd hit a
    Subaru, not a Suburban. Considering the preponderance of Subies in the
    Boulder area, it's an understandable mistake.

    I once walked away from a crash with a Suburban, too. In my case, I
    definitely decreased the value of the truck, as it wasn't that old and
    I put a serious dent in the right front wheel well.

    My helmet saved me, too.

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