LVM breaks hour record

"Kurgan Gringioni" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Nice work. Um, like who cares how the avg. cat 3 compares to LVM - I think we all know the
answer to that one. Like duh. Girls and Boys are different. But maybe they were absent that day
in kindergarten.

Well ya, but I took up the cause of LVM because there are some penile-challenged Cat 3s can't
accept the idea that a woman (horror) could be as fast (or faster) than themselves and there is no
greater fun than yanking at the ego of the penile-challenged Cat 3 right at the weak spot.

Ain't that the truth. Yank away then: It appears to be what you do best around here : )

jane

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Which one of the 3 options did they do in the movie? (I didnt' see it)

If you saw the movie, you would know that Stella is HOT!

And former RBR denizen Stella Hackell is as far from fat as I am from skinny ...

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dot veloworks dot com [four word] slash

Kyle Legate said:

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I am heading up to Hamilton tomorrow and can't wait to get me some of them Tim Horton's!
mmmmmmmmmmm... nobody makes peanut doughnuts like that in the states...........

Unfortunately, nobody makes peanut doughnuts like that any more since Wendy's bought out Tims and
ruined the company.

Ah [censored]. Don't tell me this ... Tim's Apple Fritters were one of the best reasons to drive down to
Windsor (or on to Toronto, for that matter.) I used to take home a dozen and scarf 'em over the next
couple days with mugs of espresso.

Just Googled for 'em and found this: arborfood.coma.u.n.t.i.e.plOpen ↗

Looks like there's no point in ever going to Tim's again.

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That's gotta be the stupidest title for a movie, ever, because:

1) it's too goddamm long

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I remember cycling back from Point Reyes and watching the Mill Valley High School football team
practice. At that time, I would think of this poem with a "too goddam long" title:

James Wright

Autumn Begins in Martins Ferry, Ohio

In the Shreve High football stadium, I think of Polacks nursing long beers in Tiltonsville, And
gray faces of Negroes in the blast furnace at Bnwood, And the ruptured night watchman of Wheeling
Steel, Dreaming of heroes.

All the proud fathers are ashamed to go home. Their women cluck like starved pullets,
Dying for love.

Therefore, Their sons grow suicidally beautiful At the beginning of October, And gallop terribly
against each other's bodies.

Kyle Legate said:

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Unfortunately, nobody makes peanut doughnuts like that any more since Wendy's bought out Tims and
ruined the company.

Richard Adams said:

Ah [censored]. Don't tell me this ... Tim's Apple Fritters were one of the best reasons to drive down to
Windsor (or on to Toronto, for that matter.) I used to take home a dozen and scarf 'em over the
next couple days with mugs of espresso.

Does every thread on this newsgroup degrade into a discourse on the consumption of fat
inducing foods ?

Nick Burns said:

If a chick is hot, I don't care what her name is. I am not that shallow.

POTM.

BTW Henry, judging from the Faces of RBR picture, I bet Stella Hackell contributes about half of
what your fat ass does to hold the earth down. Clearly she is not doing her share.

BTW Ken, there's rather a few broken links on those Faces of RBR pages.

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(Albeit shallow enough to care about "hotness"!)

Now he tells me!

Benjamin Weiner said:

Nick Burns said:

If a chick is hot, I don't care what her name is. I am not that shallow.

POTM.

BTW Henry, judging from the Faces of RBR picture, I bet Stella Hackell contributes about half of
what your fat ass does to hold the earth down. Clearly she is not doing her share.

BTW Ken, there's rather a few broken links on those Faces of RBR pages.

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(Albeit shallow enough to care about "hotness"!)

Now he tells me!

I've always liked this post from Stella:
google.comgroupsOpen ↗

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Benjamin Weiner said:

Nick Burns said:

If a chick is hot, I don't care what her name is. I am not that shallow.

POTM.

BTW Henry, judging from the Faces of RBR picture, I bet Stella Hackell contributes about half of
what your fat ass does to hold the earth down. Clearly she is not doing her share.

Dumbass -

Quit beating off.

She's a Fattie. Go check out pictures of h2 instead.

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Benjamin Weiner said:

Nick Burns said:

If a chick is hot, I don't care what her name is. I am not that shallow.

POTM.

BTW Henry, judging from the Faces of RBR picture, I bet Stella Hackell contributes about half of
what your fat ass does to hold the earth down. Clearly she is not doing her share.

BTW Ken, there's rather a few broken links on those Faces of RBR pages.

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(Albeit shallow enough to care about "hotness"!)

Now he tells me!

I've always liked this post from Stella:

google.comgroupsOpen ↗

That's worse then what I have read from any guy who has posted. Good grief! Don't get in her
crosshairs!

B-

Kurgan Gringioni said:

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Benjamin Weiner said:

Nick Burns <[email hidden]> wrote:

> If a chick is hot, I don't care what her name is. I am not that shallow.

POTM.

BTW Henry, judging from the Faces of RBR picture, I bet Stella Hackell contributes about half
of what your fat ass does to hold the earth down. Clearly she is not doing her share.

Dumbass -

Quit beating off.

She's a Fattie. Go check out pictures of h2 instead.

henry's secret crush on stella is becoming more and more apparent to me with every post he makes
about her.

hh

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OK, I get that part but what is the "Croc Dundee test"?

In the original movie "Crocodile Dundee", Mick Dundee (played by Paul Hogan, good Aussie bloke) is
almost fooled by a transvestite. Thereafter, in a similar situation, he makes sure that the chap he
is talking to is really a bloke by reaching between the legs and taking a good handful.

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Kurgan: Who wrote "The Count of Monte Cristo"?

Err? Maybe I should leave you alone. Will I ever understand this?

Dumbass. Alexandre Dumbass. (nod to Shawshank Redemption)

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OK, I get that part but what is the "Croc Dundee test"?

In the original movie "Crocodile Dundee", Mick Dundee (played by Paul Hogan, good Aussie bloke) is
almost fooled by a transvestite. Thereafter, in a similar situation, he makes sure that the chap
he is talking to is really a bloke by reaching between the legs and taking a good handful.

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Kurgan: Who wrote "The Count of Monte Cristo"?

Err? Maybe I should leave you alone. Will I ever understand this?

Dumbass. Alexandre Dumbass. (nod to Shawshank Redemption)

Did Alexandre Dumbass get Monte Cristo's Revenge when he visisted Mexico? (nod to Married
With Children)

--
tanx, Howard

"We've reached a higher spiritual plane, that is so high I can't explain We tell jokes to make you
laugh, we play sports so we don't get fat..." The Dictators

remove YOUR SHOES to reply, ok?

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I've always liked this post from Stella:
google.comgroupsOpen ↗
io.net

Thanks for the reminder. She hadn't posted in a long time and I'd forgotten how she would go off
on occasion. Always entertaining when that happened.

--
tanx, Howard

"We've reached a higher spiritual plane, that is so high I can't explain We tell jokes to make you
laugh, we play sports so we don't get fat..." The Dictators

remove YOUR SHOES to reply, ok?

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OK, I get that part but what is the "Croc Dundee test"?

In the original movie "Crocodile Dundee", Mick Dundee (played by Paul Hogan, good Aussie bloke) is
almost fooled by a transvestite. Thereafter, in a similar situation, he makes sure that the chap
he is talking to is really a bloke by reaching between the legs and taking a good handful.

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Kurgan: Who wrote "The Count of Monte Cristo"?

Err? Maybe I should leave you alone. Will I ever understand this?

Dumbass. Alexandre Dumbass. (nod to Shawshank Redemption)

Dumbass -

I never did read that book. Saw the movie though.

Typical American Dumbass, I am. Everything I know about Sodom Hussein, I learned on CNN.

Kurgan Gringioni said:

Everything I know about Sodom Hussein, I learned on CNN.

From way back when you still owned a tv? Because I thought you said you didn't have one.

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Kurgan Gringioni said:

Everything I know about Sodom Hussein, I learned on CNN.

From way back when you still owned a tv? Because I thought you said you didn't have one.

The line about Sodom Hussein is a joke.

Robert Chung said:

That you keep track of this is disquieting.

No no, I'm not keeping track, that was just something from the top of my head.

Ewoud Dronkert said:

Kurgan Gringioni said:

Everything I know about Sodom Hussein, I learned on CNN.

From way back when you still owned a tv? Because I thought you said you didn't have one.

That you keep track of this is disquieting.

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Robert Chung said:

That you keep track of this is disquieting.

No no, I'm not keeping track, that was just something from the top of my head.

Your typed English and sincerity is better now with fewer jokes.

B-

PS-The fact that you guys are still mucking around in this thread is disquieting, but I was mucking
around as well.

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OK, I get that part but what is the "Croc Dundee test"?

In the original movie "Crocodile Dundee", Mick Dundee (played by Paul Hogan, good Aussie bloke) is
almost fooled by a transvestite. Thereafter, in a similar situation, he makes sure that the chap
he is talking to is really a bloke by reaching between the legs and taking a good handful.

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Kurgan: Who wrote "The Count of Monte Cristo"?

Err? Maybe I should leave you alone. Will I ever understand this?

Dumbass. Alexandre Dumbass. (nod to Shawshank Redemption)

Oh yeah, I remember that one now. He says something about a "Sheila" or not a Sheila...something
along those lines. You have to see his cavalier approach to appreciate it I think.