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Tony Raven
Guest
Sandy wrote:
>
> You will reach the age of puberty soon. By then, my filter will have
> expired.
That would be nice but then I'm with George Carlin:
"The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is
tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it?
A Death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards.
You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age
home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch,
you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy
your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for
high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you
have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the
womb, you spend your last nine months floating..........and you finish
off as an orgasm."
But you're right, even then it will be a long time.
--
Tony
"Anyone who conducts an argument by appealing to authority is not using
his intelligence; he is just using his memory."
- Leonardo da Vinci
>
> You will reach the age of puberty soon. By then, my filter will have
> expired.
That would be nice but then I'm with George Carlin:
"The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is
tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it?
A Death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards.
You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age
home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch,
you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy
your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for
high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you
have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the
womb, you spend your last nine months floating..........and you finish
off as an orgasm."
But you're right, even then it will be a long time.
--
Tony
"Anyone who conducts an argument by appealing to authority is not using
his intelligence; he is just using his memory."
- Leonardo da Vinci