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Z said:

Next. Animals know exactly how many calories they eat and burn.

Explain the fat-ass chipmunk that prowls my roof chirping at me.

They might know, but they don't care. My lab would eat herself into a stupor
given the opportunity.

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Hi David,

The only difference b/t the pill & the condom is that the pill doesn't
protect from diseases.. But I don't know the percentage of each..
Lots of morons on the net, sad but true!

Have you looked in the mirror lately?

Ahhhhhhh.....,

The ever gentle Elzi touch.

Feels like MFW.

You haven't seen my road rage. I even scare myself.
Need a bazooka for the top of my truck. Slow people [censored] me off
especially when they are in my lane. Get outa my way!!! Boom!
Ah that felt good.

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How ya doin' Deadlift Shaman??

I deadlifted and shoulder pressed 4 50-lb bags of grain today.

I'm beat. After spending the am with Duh Equine Boys, I spent the rest
of the day until dark wrasssling with oak limbs, barbed wire, rose
vines with megathorns (nature's barbed wire), and other woody and
metal 'stuff.' Found old barbed wire half in the ground and in an oak
tree: the tree (24+" diameter) grew around the wire. Amazing. I cut
the wire off close to the bark. I like my new pruning saw and rachet
loppers 🙂 Now I need a pole pruner...... (and a small chain saw).
Needless to say, my forearms look like shredded ribbon. My traps are
sore and my back and wrists are going to be plenty sore tomorrow.

The bull and cows next door sang to me and the hawks overhead kept an
eye out for rodents I scared out from the brush. They are my buddies.

Did a field trip all yesterday (in the pouring rain) looking at barns
all over the north DFW area. Got alot of good ideas, ways to cut
costs, and met some really good people. The key is to go look at
others' barns to learn from their mistakes so I don't make any of my
own.

Beautiful day, sunny, 70 degrees. Love it! Expensive weekend for gas,
though.

Oh, and I might be a land baron. I'm considering buying the 5 A behind
me 🙂
I will rool this hilltop and all shall bow down before the one you
serve (you're going to get what you deserve).... oh wait, that's NIN.

Off to bed now and dream of deadlifting rose vines as they snicker at
me and tear my skin to shreds..........They killed Elzi!
while I shout "You [censored]!!"

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Reality is an illusion created by an intelligence deficiency.

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Hi Z,

Thank you for responding!!! Don't worry will igonore them 🙂 I was on
the pill a few years ago, and it is much harder. But unfortantly I'm
single so that is one thing I don't have to worry about! (wish it
wasn't that way) Thank you for the examples, my problem is the portion
and not going to the gym. But I'm starting to change that, going to
really start writing down what I eat. I've done that before and it
disguisted me at first what I was putting in my body, so I have a
feeling that will be motivation to me. Also, I just started going back
to gym after a long break. I would have e-mailed you, but of the
e-mail was missing (not you, the groups for some reason cut off a
portion by placing dots. My e-mail is MsDresner @ google .com ( no
space just didnt want it to cut off)

Post some naked jpegs and you might not be single.