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FunnyButterflyChick said:

Hello Everyone,

Just joined groups. I was wondering if anyone has tried the South Beach
Diet?

Nope. No one. Ever. In the whole history of the world.

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I've only lost 3 pounds and all the readings say in phase 1 8-13
pounds should be off. Getting a little discouraged 🙁. So, if any one
has any advice please let me know.

Eat less. Exercise more.

You're going to find that most the people on here love to be [censored] to one
another. Put your seat belt on.

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Hello Everyone,

Just joined groups. I was wondering if anyone has tried the South Beach

Diet? I've only lost 3 pounds and all the readings say in phase 1 8-13

pounds should be off. Getting a little discouraged 🙁. So, if any one

has any advice please let me know. Hope everyone has a good weekend!

ME

Steve McDevitt said:

You're going to find that most the people on here love to be [censored] to one
another. Put your seat belt on.

Anarchy roolz, dewd.
--

JMW
http://www.rustyiron.net

"Steve McDevitt" <[email hidden]> wrote

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You're going to find that most the people on here love to be [censored] to
one another.

I disagree with you, you damn freakin' top posting moron!

Oh, wait, that's a bit oxymoronic.

Never mind.

Who's gonna' ask her for naked jpegs?

David

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"FunnyButterflyChick" <[email hidden]> wrote

Quoted message said:

Hello Everyone,
Just joined groups. I was wondering if anyone has tried the South Beach

Diet? I've only lost 3 pounds and all the readings say in phase 1 8-13

pounds should be off. Getting a little discouraged 🙁. So, if any one

has any advice please let me know. Hope everyone has a good weekend!

ME

Ignore them. Here's the thing:

First of all, most girls that are on the pill have a hell of a time
getting results on a diet. My wife nearly starved herself when she was
on the pill and she lost only a few pounds. So if you are on the pill
and you're serious about losing fat, tell your significant other he has
to use a condom for a while. If he whines... kill him.

Next. Animals know exactly how many calories they eat and burn. So
when you start exercising and/or dieting your body tries to make up the
diff. You take just a couple more strawberries, or eat a little bit of
the fat on the edge of the steak. All it takes is a little here and a
little there and you've compensated for all the extra calories you
burned. Remember, 50 extra calories a day (a handful of chips) will
add 5 lbs of fat a year to your body.

Side note: They did an experiment with monkeys where they made them
burn an extra 50 calories and kept track of the food they ate. From the
first day they ate exactly 50 extra calories (I'm paraphrasing the
actual study). Then they tried to trick them by taking some fat
calories out of their monkey chow. It didn't fool them. From the
first day they ate extra food to make up for the missing calories.
That's how smart the animal apostat is.

If you want to talk more email me at [email hidden]

Z

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"Z" <[email hidden]> wrote:

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Next. Animals know exactly how many calories they eat and burn.

Explain the fat-ass chipmunk that prowls my roof chirping at me.

He hasn't accepted the need for a lifestyle change.

David

"Z" <[email hidden]> wrote

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Ignore them. Here's the thing:

First of all, most girls that are on the pill have a hell of a time
getting results on a diet. My wife nearly starved herself when she was
on the pill and she lost only a few pounds. So if you are on the pill
and you're serious about losing fat, tell your significant other he has
to use a condom for a while. If he whines... kill him.

So, a condom is an equivilant substitute for the Pill? Your knowledge of
endocrinology is underwhelming.

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Next. Animals know exactly how many calories they eat and burn.

Now THAT'S a moron .sig line just waiting to be snapped up.

David

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Z said:

Next. Animals know exactly how many calories they eat and burn.

Explain the fat-ass chipmunk that prowls my roof chirping at me.

They might know, but they don't care. My lab would eat herself into a stupor
given the opportunity.

I was going to say that, but you beat me to it. By a day! What's with
your posting time, anyway?

Delenn

Hi Z,

Thank you for responding!!! Don't worry will igonore them 🙂 I was on
the pill a few years ago, and it is much harder. But unfortantly I'm
single so that is one thing I don't have to worry about! (wish it
wasn't that way) Thank you for the examples, my problem is the portion
and not going to the gym. But I'm starting to change that, going to
really start writing down what I eat. I've done that before and it
disguisted me at first what I was putting in my body, so I have a
feeling that will be motivation to me. Also, I just started going back
to gym after a long break. I would have e-mailed you, but of the
e-mail was missing (not you, the groups for some reason cut off a
portion by placing dots. My e-mail is MsDresner @ google .com ( no
space just didnt want it to cut off)

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On 11 Feb 2005 23:48:33 -0800, "Z" <[email hidden]> wrote:

>Next. Animals know exactly how many calories they eat and burn.

Explain the fat-ass chipmunk that prowls my roof chirping at me.

They might know, but they don't care. My lab would eat herself into a

stupor

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given the opportunity.

I was going to say that, but you beat me to it. By a day! What's with
your posting time, anyway?

Heh- heh, it's not like I've figured out time travel or something. I mean,
that would be impossible. BTW, watch Martha Stewart (MSO) on Monday - don't
ask me how I know.

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Z said:

Next. Animals know exactly how many calories they eat and burn.

Explain the fat-ass chipmunk that prowls my roof chirping at me.

They might know, but they don't care. My lab would eat herself into a stupor
given the opportunity.

Labs are like that.
They'll eat until they explode.
--
Bob Mann
Help save trees. Wipe your ass with an owl.

Hi David,

The only difference b/t the pill & the condom is that the pill doesn't
protect from diseases.. But I don't know the percentage of each..
Lots of morons on the net, sad but true!

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Hi David,

Hi, uh...Georgina (had to make up something)

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The only difference b/t the pill & the condom is that the pill doesn't
protect from diseases

Really? Altering the hormonal balance of your body, with all the
implications thereof, is the same as putting a piece of latex on your man's
pecker?

You might want to have a long conversation with your ob/gyn.

David

David,

I was just referring to the effects as a birth control method. Of
course the pill has a lot more effects than a condom.

"Georgina"

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David,

I was just referring to the effects as a birth control method. Of
course the pill has a lot more effects than a condom.

Ah. In that case, never mind.

And please include the post, or part thereof, that you are responding to.
Makes following conversations easier.

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"Georgina"

Wow, good guess 🙂

David

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Hi David,

The only difference b/t the pill & the condom is that the pill doesn't
protect from diseases.. But I don't know the percentage of each..
Lots of morons on the net, sad but true!

Have you looked in the mirror lately?

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Reality is an illusion created by an intelligence deficiency.

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FunnyButterflyChick said:

Hello Everyone,

Just joined groups. I was wondering if anyone has tried the South Beach

Diet?

Wrong news group. We will talk you out of that silly diet.

--
Will Brink @ http://www.brinkzone.com/

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Hi David,

The only difference b/t the pill & the condom is that the pill doesn't
protect from diseases.

That's not the only difference.

--
Will Brink @ http://www.brinkzone.com/

"elzinator" wrote

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Hi David,

The only difference b/t the pill & the condom is that the pill doesn't
protect from diseases.. But I don't know the percentage of each..
Lots of morons on the net, sad but true!

Have you looked in the mirror lately?

Ahhhhhhh.....,

The ever gentle Elzi touch.

Feels like MFW.

How ya doin' Deadlift Shaman??