"Tommy Joe" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:[email hidden]... Although if my sexual attraction should blossom into a romantic love affair with Miss Struthers then I shall not let you stand in the way of my and Miss Struthers love. What kind of a man would I be to allow you to do so?
I was only pretending to want a duel - just to test your loyalty to Mz Struthers. By agreeing to a duel, you have proved your loyalty. Thus there is no longer a need for a duel. We shall live in peace and harmony such as that which Sally promotes in her videos for adopting children from the thrid world. In fact, maybe that's why she looks so fat. Perhaps she annually impregnates herself with the seed of an unseen third-world child, adopting the child even before it's inception, as a way of proving her eternal love for the children of the world. I was only kidding about killing for Sally. I'm a worthless nobody who would kill for no one. I just wanted to see if you'd do it. Now that I know the truth - that your would kill and die for Sally - I respect you even more. Your valiant oath to die for Sally has made me realize that you are the better man, and thus there is no need for a duel after all. Thank you, Mr. Crabs.
Crabs, I must confess I like the title of this thread - the one YOU started. I think there should be a new thread entitled "I Confess", in which people post confessions that are not necessarily related, things that are bugging them in their conscience, any little thing that's got them upset or disturbed or worried. Maybe there should be an entire newsgroup dedicated to confessing. Of course some of the confessions would be sarcastic, or merely attempts at getting a laugh. But we'd just have to weed those types out. Maybe we could even get our Confession Newsgroup endorsed by a conventional religion so the law could not arrest people who confess on our newsgroup. Sure, the cops would be bugging us all the time, prowling our newsgroup looking for people to arrest, but we will offer them official protection, along with the right to confess their sins (and crimes), without fear of prosecution or incarceration. Then, after we get enough really good confessions, we can weed through them and find the juiciest ones that are coming from people with money, then we can blackmail the confessors, telling them that unless they pay what we demand we will officially turn their confessions over to the police.
