I have a confession

thats ok I have become sexually attracted to you

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I have become sexually attracted to Sally Struthers

Meathead, is that you?

Sasquatch

Somewhere men are laughing, and little children shout...But there is no
joy in alt.tv.real-world--mighty "Sasquatch" has struck out.

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I have become sexually attracted to Sally Struthers

Meathead, is that you?

Sasquatch

Why did you call him "Sasquatch"?

"Wavy G" <[email hidden]> wrote

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Sasquatch

Why did you call him "Sasquatch"?

He has big feet, just like a troll.

nancy

Somewhere men are laughing, and little children shout...But there is no
joy in alt.tv.real-world--mighty "Nancy Young" has struck out.

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Sasquatch

Why did you call him "Sasquatch"?

He has big feet, just like a troll.

nancy

Oh you did NOT just call me "Nancy." That's it! We're gonna throw
down, buddy.

Billy Crabs said:

I have become sexually attracted to Sally Struthers

Well, that would be pretty easy, about 30 years ago. Now, you just
must be seriously forked in the head, man.

--
The Doc says my brain waves closely match those of a crazed ferret.
At least now I have an excuse.

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Billy Crabs said:

I have become sexually attracted to Sally Struthers

Well, that would be pretty easy, about 30 years ago. Now,
you just
must be seriously forked in the head, man.

I likes a woman with a big butt..... one I can grab on to
with both hands and WHOP with a car antenna.

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--
The Doc says my brain waves closely match those of a
crazed ferret.
At least now I have an excuse.

Billy Crabs said:

I have become sexually attracted to Sally Struthers

Just one jackoff a day, is all we're asking. It would mean *so* much
to the won receiving it.

(ror?)

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thats ok I have become sexually attracted to you

No way Ollie, your gonna need the jaws of live to pry this boy's butt
cheeks apart!

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Sasquatch

Why did you call him "Sasquatch"?

He has big feet, just like a troll.

Thats not all that I have thats big " Wink, Wink" if you know what I mean.
but I not sure you'd call me sasquatch because of it, "wink, wink" if you
know what I mean.

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nancy

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Billy Crabs said:

I have become sexually attracted to Sally Struthers

Well, that would be pretty easy, about 30 years ago. Now,
you just
must be seriously forked in the head, man.

I likes a woman with a big butt..... one I can grab on to
with both hands and WHOP with a car antenna.

If you are grabbing her butt with BOTH hands, what do you use to swing

the car antenna? Do you use an assistant? I'd like to bite Sally Struthers
on her butt, you know, in a kinky playful way.

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--
The Doc says my brain waves closely match those of a
crazed ferret.
At least now I have an excuse.

Sally Sruthers was a fat slob two decades ago. But she was young, so
most guys didn't focus on the fat. That's what happens, you know. A
person doesn't actually become fat, they simply begin to lose all the
stuff that kept the fat out of view - like for instance their youth.
So now Struthers is suddenly seen as a fat pig, only because she can no
longer hide behind her youth. But all is not lost. Now she can hide
behind her age. Just like the rest of us, if we live long enough.

Tommy Joe (I Know It's Small, But Did I Tell You How Old I Am?)

Billy Crabs said:

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Why did you call him "Sasquatch"?

He has big feet, just like a troll.

Thats not all that I have thats big " Wink, Wink" if you know what I mean.
but I not sure you'd call me sasquatch because of it, "wink, wink" if you
know what I mean.

Big hair is so eighties.

Bedwarmer

--
Another mischarage of American Justice - Zeppy

Tommy Joe said:

Sally Sruthers was a fat slob two decades ago. But she was young, so
most guys didn't focus on the fat.

Dunno about 2 decades ago... I didn't notice her in those years... but Sally
Struthers was an awful cute li'l bundle of t&a *30* years ago.

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That's what happens, you know. A
person doesn't actually become fat, they simply begin to lose all the
stuff that kept the fat out of view - like for instance their youth.
So now Struthers is suddenly seen as a fat pig, only because she can
no longer hide behind her youth. But all is not lost. Now she can
hide behind her age. Just like the rest of us, if we live long
enough.

Tommy Joe (I Know It's Small, But Did I Tell You How Old I Am?)

Dunno about 2 decades ago... I didn't notice her in those years... but
Sally Struthers was an awful cute li'l bundle of t&a *30* years ago.

Getting picky, aren't we? Two decades, thirty years, whats' the
difference? OK, 35 years ago, is that good enough. Let's see, 35 from
2005 = 1970 (and a half). I know for a fact she did tv and movies that
year, so how far a stretch is it to say she's been around two decades?
I just thought "two decades" sounded better than 35 years, you know,
kind of cool, almost journalistic, or even poetic, because you can
stretch two decades in both directions - a lot of leeway - kind of like
poetic license - and it just sounds less arrogant than naming a
specific number of years - which in any case would be open to debate.
Anyway, whatever Struthers had 30 years ago is a common attraction that
is shared by all women who are young and not ugly. The reality is,
even in her young years, if you put her in a crowd of 20 college coeds
sunbathing on any American beach, she would not have stood out as
something special, and of course it's all opinion, but I saw her in
person quite a bit when I moved to Hollywood in 1968 and she was
nothing special, nothing special at all, and the same applies to most
of the starlets I've seen.....But let's get one thing perfectly clear!
Even though Sally was quite ordinary in terms of shallow beauty, as a
human being she is probably the greatest human being I have ever known,
and I shall love her all the days of my life, whether she is fat or
not. Because my love is pure and is based on things more important
than mere physical beauty, I would even kill for Sally. It is the soul
of Sally that I dig. Thus her countenance is one of genuine and
eternal beauty that drives me eternally nuts. And thus I am prepared
to duel Mr. Crabs to the death with the weapon of his choice to see who
really loves Sally more. Well, Mr. Crabs, are you prepared to
sacrifice your life for the one you love? If not, step aside. If yes,
then let's get it on - but only on the condition that Sally is there in
person to cheer us on until one of us dies.

Tommy Joe

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Dunno about 2 decades ago... I didn't notice her in those years... but
Sally Struthers was an awful cute li'l bundle of t&a *30* years ago.

Getting picky, aren't we? Two decades, thirty years, whats' the
difference? OK, 35 years ago, is that good enough. Let's see, 35 from
2005 = 1970 (and a half). I know for a fact she did tv and movies that
year, so how far a stretch is it to say she's been around two decades?
I just thought "two decades" sounded better than 35 years, you know,
kind of cool, almost journalistic, or even poetic, because you can
stretch two decades in both directions - a lot of leeway - kind of like
poetic license - and it just sounds less arrogant than naming a
specific number of years - which in any case would be open to debate.
Anyway, whatever Struthers had 30 years ago is a common attraction that
is shared by all women who are young and not ugly. The reality is,
even in her young years, if you put her in a crowd of 20 college coeds
sunbathing on any American beach, she would not have stood out as
something special, and of course it's all opinion, but I saw her in
person quite a bit when I moved to Hollywood in 1968 and she was
nothing special, nothing special at all, and the same applies to most
of the starlets I've seen.....But let's get one thing perfectly clear!
Even though Sally was quite ordinary in terms of shallow beauty, as a
human being she is probably the greatest human being I have ever known,
and I shall love her all the days of my life, whether she is fat or
not. Because my love is pure and is based on things more important
than mere physical beauty, I would even kill for Sally. It is the soul
of Sally that I dig. Thus her countenance is one of genuine and
eternal beauty that drives me eternally nuts. And thus I am prepared
to duel Mr. Crabs to the death with the weapon of his choice to see who
really loves Sally more. Well, Mr. Crabs, are you prepared to
sacrifice your life for the one you love? If not, step aside. If yes,
then let's get it on - but only on the condition that Sally is there in
person to cheer us on until one of us dies.

Tommy Joe

You sir have slapped my face with the gauntlet, an act of which I see no
other response except to slap back!For the record, I said I was sexually
attracted to her. I did not say that I love her. Although if my sexual
attraction should blossom into a romantic love affair with Miss Struthers
then I shall not let you stand in the way of my and Miss Struthers love.
What kind of a man would I be to allow you to do so? In conclusion your
challenge has been accepted and my weapon of choice is whiskey. You may
want to invite Miss Struthers because I don't know how to get in touch with
her.

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Dunno about 2 decades ago... I didn't notice her in those years... but
Sally Struthers was an awful cute li'l bundle of t&a *30* years ago.

Getting picky, aren't we? Two decades, thirty years, whats' the
difference? OK, 35 years ago, is that good enough. Let's see, 35 from
2005 = 1970 (and a half). I know for a fact she did tv and movies that
year, so how far a stretch is it to say she's been around two decades?
I just thought "two decades" sounded better than 35 years, you know,
kind of cool, almost journalistic, or even poetic, because you can
stretch two decades in both directions - a lot of leeway - kind of like
poetic license - and it just sounds less arrogant than naming a
specific number of years - which in any case would be open to debate.
Anyway, whatever Struthers had 30 years ago is a common attraction that
is shared by all women who are young and not ugly. The reality is,
even in her young years, if you put her in a crowd of 20 college coeds
sunbathing on any American beach, she would not have stood out as
something special, and of course it's all opinion, but I saw her in
person quite a bit when I moved to Hollywood in 1968 and she was
nothing special, nothing special at all, and the same applies to most
of the starlets I've seen.....But let's get one thing perfectly clear!
Even though Sally was quite ordinary in terms of shallow beauty, as a
human being she is probably the greatest human being I have ever known,
and I shall love her all the days of my life, whether she is fat or
not. Because my love is pure and is based on things more important
than mere physical beauty, I would even kill for Sally. It is the soul
of Sally that I dig. Thus her countenance is one of genuine and
eternal beauty that drives me eternally nuts. And thus I am prepared
to duel Mr. Crabs to the death with the weapon of his choice to see who
really loves Sally more. Well, Mr. Crabs, are you prepared to
sacrifice your life for the one you love? If not, step aside. If yes,
then let's get it on - but only on the condition that Sally is there in
person to cheer us on until one of us dies.

Tommy Joe

You sir have slapped my face with the gauntlet, an act of which

'...to which...' - HTH. ',;~}~

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I see no
other response except to slap back!For the record, I said I was sexually
attracted to her. I did not say that I love her. Although if my sexual
attraction should blossom into a romantic love affair with Miss Struthers
then I shall not

'...will not...' would read bgetter - HTHx2 ',;~}~

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let you stand in the way of my and Miss Struthers love.
What kind of a man would I be to allow you to do so? In conclusion your
challenge has been accepted and my weapon of choice is whiskey.

LMAO! Good one, nice choice, heheheheh...

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You may
want to invite Miss Struthers because I don't know how to get in touch

with

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her.

No [censored] ',;~}~

Shaun aRe

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"Billy Crabs" <[email hidden]> wrote:

>I have become sexually attracted to Sally Struthers
>
>
Well, that would be pretty easy, about 30 years ago.
Now,
you just
must be seriously forked in the head, man.

I likes a woman with a big butt..... one I can grab on to
with both hands and WHOP with a car antenna.

If you are grabbing her butt with BOTH hands, what do you
use to swing

the car antenna?

If you could get Sally Struthers to submit for me, I'd be
glad to show you.

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Do you use an assistant? I'd like to bite Sally Struthers
on her butt, you know, in a kinky playful way.

Yeah, that sounds good too.

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--
The Doc says my brain waves closely match those of a
crazed ferret.
At least now I have an excuse.

Although if my sexual attraction should blossom into a romantic love
affair with Miss Struthers then I shall not let you stand in the way of
my and Miss Struthers love. What kind of a man would I be to allow you
to do so?

I was only pretending to want a duel - just to test your loyalty to
Mz Struthers. By agreeing to a duel, you have proved your loyalty.
Thus there is no longer a need for a duel. We shall live in peace and
harmony such as that which Sally promotes in her videos for adopting
children from the thrid world. In fact, maybe that's why she looks so
fat. Perhaps she annually impregnates herself with the seed of an
unseen third-world child, adopting the child even before it's
inception, as a way of proving her eternal love for the children of the
world. I was only kidding about killing for Sally. I'm a worthless
nobody who would kill for no one. I just wanted to see if you'd do it.
Now that I know the truth - that your would kill and die for Sally - I
respect you even more. Your valiant oath to die for Sally has made me
realize that you are the better man, and thus there is no need for a
duel after all. Thank you, Mr. Crabs.

Tommy Joe