how to work this.

"E.Y.A -- F.T.S" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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anyone want to help me use these newsgroups? Reply to me asap.

Do just what you did, but include useful information or ask a reasonable
question.

D Stephenson wrote

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anyone want to help me use these newsgroups? Reply to me asap.

Go to http://news.individual.net/ and follow the instructions, you
register first then they send you your password etc, then you set up your
browser in accordance with their excellent instructions and away you go,
all, well most, of usenet at your fingertips.

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Regards
Bob
In Runnymede, 17 miles West of London

[email hidden] (E.Y.A -- F.T.S) wrote in
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anyone want to help me use these newsgroups? Reply to me asap.

No but I'll certainly be contacting John Wheatley College to
report your teacher's ineptitude regarding newsgroups.

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Adrian

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anyone want to help me use these newsgroups? Reply to me asap.

NO. Now [censored] and learn to use them properly before posting.

:-O FRAN!!! - i wouldnt have expected that from you

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anyone want to help me use these newsgroups? Reply to me asap.

NO. Now [censored] and learn to use them properly before posting.
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as a dire warning.

Chris 159 said:

anyone want to help me use these newsgroups? Reply to me asap.

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NO. Now [censored] and learn to use them properly before posting.

:-O FRAN!!! - i wouldnt have expected that from you

Everyone! Help! Fran's newsgroup ID has been stolen by a
foul-mouthed Scottish student.

Oh, hang on. No. There's definitely some punctuation AND some
correctly capitalised letters. It can't have been a stoodent; it
must've been Fran after all.

Judith

E.Y.A -- F.T.S said:

anyone want to help me use these newsgroups? Reply to me asap.

No I don't. I'd like for your lecturer to learn how to use them though.

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"Fran" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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anyone want to help me use these newsgroups? Reply to me asap.

NO. Now [censored] and learn to use them properly before posting.

:-O FRAN!!! - i wouldnt have expected that from you

You've obviously never seen me in a mood before then. It does
happen, occasionally, but I usually try to maintain a modicum of
decorum on Usenet. Unfortunately, these idiots from the SCA
thoroughly p*** me off and bring out the worst in me. Of course,
if I've offended anyone I'll apologise...
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I try to be a good example to my children, but they just see me
as a dire warning.

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Chris 159 said:

anyone want to help me use these newsgroups? Reply to me asap.

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NO. Now [censored] and learn to use them properly before posting.

:-O FRAN!!! - i wouldnt have expected that from you

Everyone! Help! Fran's newsgroup ID has been stolen by a
foul-mouthed Scottish student.

Oh, hang on. No. There's definitely some punctuation AND some
correctly capitalised letters. It can't have been a stoodent; it
must've been Fran after all.

'Ere, I actually got a student card meself today! Does that mean
I am now qualifed to ask inane irrelevant unpunctuated questions
all in lower or upper case without taking a breath about scottish
walks on things called munroes with an 'e' in this newsgroup
thingy?
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I try to be a good example to my children, but they just see me
as a dire warning.

In article <[email hidden]>, Fran
<[email hidden]> writes

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Does that mean
I am now qualifed to ask inane irrelevant unpunctuated questions
all in lower or upper case without taking a breath about scottish
walks on things called munroes with an 'e' in this newsgroup
thingy?

no

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Dominic Sexton
http://www.dscs.demon.co.uk/

Fran said:

'Ere, I actually got a student card meself today! Does that mean
I am now qualifed to ask inane irrelevant unpunctuated questions
all in lower or upper case without taking a breath about scottish
walks on things called munroes with an 'e' in this newsgroup
thingy?

Only if you unlearn some grammar.

--
When all else fails... take a nap.

Mail john rather than nospam...

Fran said:

'Ere, I actually got a student card meself today! Does that mean
I am now qualifed to ask inane irrelevant unpunctuated questions
all in lower or upper case without taking a breath about scottish
walks on things called munroes with an 'e' in this newsgroup
thingy?

No. I understood what you said. Must try harder. 3 out of 10.

Quoted message said:

'Ere, I actually got a student card meself today! Does that mean
I am now qualifed to ask inane irrelevant unpunctuated questions
all in lower or upper case without taking a breath about scottish
walks on things called munroes with an 'e' in this newsgroup
thingy?
--
I try to be a good example to my children, but they just see me
as a dire warning.

I g0t 1 2.. Its ad a gr8 affect on me com& ov inglish.

Richard Webb

Fran said:

'Ere, I actually got a student card meself today! Does that mean
I am now qualifed to ask inane irrelevant unpunctuated questions
all in lower or upper case without taking a breath about scottish
walks on things called munroes with an 'e' in this newsgroup
thingy?

No. I understood what you said. Must try harder. 3 out of 10.

(Re-sent due to Berlin server not playing. Sorry if it's a
duplicate.)

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In article <[email hidden]>, Fran
<[email hidden]> writes

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Does that mean
I am now qualifed to ask inane irrelevant unpunctuated questions
all in lower or upper case without taking a breath about scottish
walks on things called munroes with an 'e' in this newsgroup
thingy?

no

Oh. OK. I'll just say then that I might be about to embark on my
first solo backpack in a fortnight's time; actually it'll be my
first backpack and my first solo, so it'll be a double first.
Unless it's supposed to be persisting down with wet stuff, in
which case I'll blag a bed for the night and just - maybe - do
day walks instead in my chosen area.
--
I try to be a good example to my children, but they just see me
as a dire warning.

In article <[email hidden]>,
[email hidden] says...

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Fran said:

'Ere, I actually got a student card meself today! Does that mean
I am now qualifed to ask inane irrelevant unpunctuated questions
all in lower or upper case without taking a breath about scottish
walks on things called munroes with an 'e' in this newsgroup
thingy?

No. I understood what you said. Must try harder. 3 out of 10.

(Re-sent due to Berlin server not playing. Sorry if it's a
duplicate.)

At least the kids only send *one* each :-)
--
Darren

Fran said:

Oh. OK. I'll just say then that I might be about to embark on my
first solo backpack in a fortnight's time; actually it'll be my
first backpack and my first solo, so it'll be a double first.

Oooh! Tell us all about it then. Where are you going? Will you be
using the A-PA1?

Judith

On Fri, 15 Oct 2004 21:23:45 +0100, Darren G <[email hidden]>

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At least the kids only send *one* each :-)

They would never know if their post didn't reach the server ..... they
only have one hour on 'puters then they have to go to their Basic
Literacy class.

Judith

Bitstring <[email hidden]>, from the
wonderful person Judith <[email hidden]> said

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On Fri, 15 Oct 2004 21:23:45 +0100, Darren G <[email hidden]>

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At least the kids only send *one* each :-)

They would never know if their post didn't reach the server ..... they
only have one hour on 'puters then they have to go to their Basic
Literacy class.

Clearly they =don't go=. Or possibly they skipped their Basic Navigation
classes, so they go, but never arrive.

8>.

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