Whats the most ridiculous amount of money people have spent on gear and training in preparation for their first fondo, and did it actually make a difference in their performance, or was it just a fancy way of throwing cash at their nerves? Ive seen people drop thousands on high-end bikes and coaching, but is it really worth it for a first-timer, or are they just trying to buy their way to the finish line? And whats the most egregious example of fondo prep waste - hiring a personal coach, buying a $10,000 bike, or paying for a professional bike fit that just tells you to ride more? Do fondo newbies really need all that, or can they just, you know, ride more and eat less?