Gender

"Bear" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

I didn't want to say sex and give the wrong impression.

Some people on here know who I am and some don't, so to clear it up:

I am a male [censored]. Bona fide second class citizen of the USA. I spend most
of
my time doing gay things like thinking of ways to destroy the family unit
and undermine marriage. That is when I'm not attending sex orgies or
worshiping Satan. My partner and I both look exactly like the guys in
"Queer
Eye" and "Will and Grace" I'm only here to monitor straight people for
the
home office.

And for Mr. Bush, yes I choose to be gay because of all the benefits. I
enjoy the harrasment, beatings and bashings, name calling and of course
the
prospect of burning for eternity in the lake of fire in hell. All that
and
the free toaster I got when they signed me up.
--
Bear-
Grrrrrrrrrrrr :o)
353/285.5/210

Oh c'mon now, Bear - take your propaganda elsewhere - you're gonna have
people switching teams left & right!

Are you having a bad morning?

Bear said:

I didn't want to say sex and give the wrong impression.

So just spell it. Not everyone will get it. S-E-X. See. Not a word.

Quoted message said:

Some people on here know who I am and some don't, so to clear it
up:

I am a male [censored]. Bona fide second class citizen of the USA. I
spend most of my time doing gay things like thinking of ways to
destroy the family unit and undermine marriage.

Ah ha! So you're the reason I've been married three times. I *knew* it
wasn't my fault.

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That is when I'm not attending sex orgies or worshiping Satan.

I'm real interested in the sex orgies. Should I ever have the
opportunity to host one, I wouldn't want to make any sort of serious
blunder. My question is, what sort of nibbles do you serve? Would it
be, like, um, finger foods?

Quoted message said:

My partner and I both look exactly like the guys in "Queer Eye" and
"Will and Grace" I'm only here to monitor straight people for the
home office.

I bet that recruiting kids comes under another department, right? I
understand about these things.

Quoted message said:

And for Mr. Bush, yes I choose to be gay because of all the
benefits. I enjoy the harrasment, beatings and bashings, name
calling and of course the prospect of burning for eternity in the
lake of fire in hell. All that and the free toaster I got when
they signed me up.

Toaster? No. But if they offered a good Kitchen Aid Mixer, I'd think
about it. Well, except for that sex with men part. Otherwise, I'm in
if there's a new KA in my future. And maybe a good juicer. I bet my
wife would go along, too. Except for that sex with *other* men part.

Pastorio

This was not directed at anyone and was meant as an intro with a satirical
twist.
--
Bear-
Grrrrrrrrrrrr :o)
353/285.5/210

"Roger Zoul" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Bear wrote:
:: I didn't want to say sex and give the wrong impression.
::
:: Some people on here know who I am and some don't, so to clear it up:
::
:: I am a male [censored]. Bona fide second class citizen of the USA. I spend
:: most of my time doing gay things like thinking of ways to destroy
:: the family unit and undermine marriage. That is when I'm not
:: attending sex orgies or worshiping Satan. My partner and I both look
:: exactly like the guys in "Queer Eye" and "Will and Grace" I'm only
:: here to monitor straight people for the home office.
::
:: And for Mr. Bush, yes I choose to be gay because of all the
:: benefits. I enjoy the harrasment, beatings and bashings, name
:: calling and of course the prospect of burning for eternity in the
:: lake of fire in hell. All that and the free toaster I got when they
:: signed me up. --
:: Bear-
:: Grrrrrrrrrrrr :o)
:: 353/285.5/210

It was an honest mistake, Bear.

Bear wrote:
:: I didn't want to say sex and give the wrong impression.
::
:: Some people on here know who I am and some don't, so to clear it up:
::
:: I am a male [censored]. Bona fide second class citizen of the USA. I spend
:: most of my time doing gay things like thinking of ways to destroy
:: the family unit and undermine marriage. That is when I'm not
:: attending sex orgies or worshiping Satan. My partner and I both look
:: exactly like the guys in "Queer Eye" and "Will and Grace" I'm only
:: here to monitor straight people for the home office.
::
:: And for Mr. Bush, yes I choose to be gay because of all the
:: benefits. I enjoy the harrasment, beatings and bashings, name
:: calling and of course the prospect of burning for eternity in the
:: lake of fire in hell. All that and the free toaster I got when they
:: signed me up. --
:: Bear-
:: Grrrrrrrrrrrr :o)
:: 353/285.5/210

It was an honest mistake, Bear.

Bob (this one) wrote:
:: Bear wrote:
::
::: I didn't want to say sex and give the wrong impression.
::
:: So just spell it. Not everyone will get it. S-E-X. See. Not a word.
::
::: Some people on here know who I am and some don't, so to clear it
::: up:
:::
::: I am a male [censored]. Bona fide second class citizen of the USA. I
::: spend most of my time doing gay things like thinking of ways to
::: destroy the family unit and undermine marriage.
::
:: Ah ha! So you're the reason I've been married three times. I *knew*
:: it wasn't my fault.
::
::: That is when I'm not attending sex orgies or worshiping Satan.
::
:: I'm real interested in the sex orgies. Should I ever have the
:: opportunity to host one, I wouldn't want to make any sort of serious
:: blunder. My question is, what sort of nibbles do you serve? Would it
:: be, like, um, finger foods?
::
::: My partner and I both look exactly like the guys in "Queer Eye" and
::: "Will and Grace" I'm only here to monitor straight people for the
::: home office.
::
:: I bet that recruiting kids comes under another department, right? I
:: understand about these things.
::
::: And for Mr. Bush, yes I choose to be gay because of all the
::: benefits. I enjoy the harrasment, beatings and bashings, name
::: calling and of course the prospect of burning for eternity in the
::: lake of fire in hell. All that and the free toaster I got when
::: they signed me up.
::
:: Toaster? No. But if they offered a good Kitchen Aid Mixer, I'd think
:: about it. Well, except for that sex with men part. Otherwise, I'm in
:: if there's a new KA in my future. And maybe a good juicer. I bet my
:: wife would go along, too. Except for that sex with *other* men part.

She might if it were okay with you 🙂

Quoted message said:

"Bear" [email hidden]

Quoted message said:

All that and
the free toaster I got when they signed me up.

Free toaster? Damn, I knew I shoulda been a lesbian! Or do they get something
different from the gay men?

Hang in there, Bear.

Daria
166/under 145/under 145
sugar-free since 2/1/04
low-carb since 2/17/04

yeah, they get socket wrench sets. :P

peace,
pen

"DG511" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

"Bear" [email hidden]

Quoted message said:

All that and
the free toaster I got when they signed me up.

Free toaster? Damn, I knew I shoulda been a lesbian! Or do they get

something

Quoted message said:

different from the gay men?

Hang in there, Bear.

Daria
166/under 145/under 145
sugar-free since 2/1/04
low-carb since 2/17/04

In article <[email hidden]>,
[email hidden] says...

Quoted message said:

I didn't want to say sex and give the wrong impression.

Some people on here know who I am and some don't, so to clear it up:

I am a male [censored]. Bona fide second class citizen of the USA. I spend most of
my time doing gay things like thinking of ways to destroy the family unit
and undermine marriage. That is when I'm not attending sex orgies or
worshiping Satan. My partner and I both look exactly like the guys in "Queer
Eye" and "Will and Grace" I'm only here to monitor straight people for the
home office.

And for Mr. Bush, yes I choose to be gay because of all the benefits. I
enjoy the harrasment, beatings and bashings, name calling and of course the
prospect of burning for eternity in the lake of fire in hell. All that and
the free toaster I got when they signed me up.

All that and now you don't use the toaster because you don't eat bread
anymore -- DAMN! You should trade it in for a Foreman Grill :-)

--
Saffire
205/147/125 - 5'1.5"
Atkins since 6/14/03
Progress photo: http://photos.yahoo.com/saffire333

Bear said:

I didn't want to say sex and give the wrong impression.

Some people on here know who I am and some don't, so to clear it up:

I am a male [censored]. Bona fide second class citizen of the USA. I spend most of
my time doing gay things like thinking of ways to destroy the family unit
and undermine marriage. That is when I'm not attending sex orgies or
worshiping Satan. My partner and I both look exactly like the guys in "Queer
Eye" and "Will and Grace" I'm only here to monitor straight people for the
home office.

And for Mr. Bush, yes I choose to be gay because of all the benefits. I
enjoy the harrasment, beatings and bashings, name calling and of course the
prospect of burning for eternity in the lake of fire in hell. All that and
the free toaster I got when they signed me up.

Oh bear oh bear! Your post is excellent! I didn't know!!!!! Apologies for
assuming that you're a woman. Now you have all the reasons to envy your partner
for being able to eat as much as you do and stay slim! Yes I understand what
you mean by being 2nd class citizen in USA - I went to give blood yesterday (I'm
a hetero woman btw) somewhere in UK, and I was asked twice - did you ever have
sex with a man who had sex with another man? It's an awkward question to
answer to start with, and I can't help but feel bad for all the [censored] men who are
perfectly healthy, wanted to donate blood, but are not allowed to.

Free toaster? LOL!! You should have demanded a full set of SMEG kitchen
appliances!!

"Bear" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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That is when I'm not attending sex orgies

Heaven is nice, and orgies are vile
But I like an orgy once in a while

Ogden Nash (of course)

Bear said:

I didn't want to say sex and give the wrong impression.

Some people on here know who I am and some don't, so to clear it up:

I am a male [censored]. Bona fide second class citizen of the USA. I spend most of
my time doing gay things like thinking of ways to destroy the family unit
and undermine marriage. That is when I'm not attending sex orgies or
worshiping Satan. My partner and I both look exactly like the guys in "Queer
Eye" and "Will and Grace" I'm only here to monitor straight people for the
home office.

And for Mr. Bush, yes I choose to be gay because of all the benefits. I
enjoy the harrasment, beatings and bashings, name calling and of course the
prospect of burning for eternity in the lake of fire in hell. All that and
the free toaster I got when they signed me up.

You got a free toaster? Not fair, I didn't get one!

Randy M.
Atkins since 7/14/04
234/180/175

Bear said:

I didn't want to say sex and give the wrong impression.

gender and sex aren't the same thing anyhow.

: Oh bear oh bear! Your post is excellent! I didn't know!!!!! Apologies
for
: assuming that you're a woman. Now you have all the reasons to envy your
partner
: for being able to eat as much as you do and stay slim! Yes I understand
what
: you mean by being 2nd class citizen in USA - I went to give blood
yesterday (I'm
: a hetero woman btw) somewhere in UK, and I was asked twice - did you ever
have
: sex with a man who had sex with another man? It's an awkward question to
: answer to start with, and I can't help but feel bad for all the [censored] men
who are
: perfectly healthy, wanted to donate blood, but are not allowed to.

I'm not allowed to donate blood any more because....I lived in Europe
(courtesy of U.S. Army) between 1980 and the present time. Do you realize
how many people are automatically knocked off of the donor rolls because of
that? Amazing. I have been giving blood for 30+ years (and there has never
been a case of mad cow disease in a human in the U.S.), but now all service
personnel and dependants (and all citizens of the U.S. who lived overseas)
are blocked from giving blood. (and you forgot the question about "Have you
ever paid someone to have sex with you?"😉

Pat in TX

Bear said:

I didn't want to say sex and give the wrong impression.

But sex is fun!

Quoted message said:

Some people on here know who I am and some don't, so to clear it up:

I am a male [censored]. Bona fide second class citizen of the USA. I spend most of
my time doing gay things like thinking of ways to destroy the family unit
and undermine marriage.

I don't recall seeing you at the last National Gay Agenda meeting.

Quoted message said:

That is when I'm not attending sex orgies or
worshiping Satan.

I do both at the same time. Saves time.

Quoted message said:

My partner and I both look exactly like the guys in "Queer
Eye" and "Will and Grace"

We all do, hon. (So your nickname refers only to your penchant for stuffed
animals?)

Quoted message said:

I'm only here to monitor straight people for the
home office.

Shh! They have not authorized you to reveal this!

Quoted message said:

And for Mr. Bush, yes I choose to be gay because of all the benefits. I
enjoy the harrasment, beatings and bashings, name calling and of course the
prospect of burning for eternity in the lake of fire in hell. All that and
the free toaster I got when they signed me up.

If I'm not mistaken, it was a toaster *oven*. And next time you see Karl Rove,
please let him know that we don't really want to have all the rights that
straight people do, like being able to marry the one you love or have survivor
benefits. What we really want is to make bestiality legal, have sex in the
streets, and lower the age of consent to 10. Or 8, if you're Michael Jackson.

..:. Craig

"Bob (this one)" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Ah ha! So you're the reason I've been married three times. I *knew* it
wasn't my fault.

Yep. You're one of our success stories.

Quoted message said:

I'm real interested in the sex orgies. Should I ever have the
opportunity to host one, I wouldn't want to make any sort of serious
blunder. My question is, what sort of nibbles do you serve? Would it
be, like, um, finger foods?

Vienna sausage, Kilebasa, Chorizo. Things like that. Very lowcarb!

Quoted message said:

I bet that recruiting kids comes under another department, right? I
understand about these things.

Of course. We produce Gladiator movies for that purpose.

Quoted message said:

Toaster? No. But if they offered a good Kitchen Aid Mixer, I'd think
about it. Well, except for that sex with men part. Otherwise, I'm in
if there's a new KA in my future. And maybe a good juicer. I bet my
wife would go along, too. Except for that sex with *other* men part.

Pastorio

Well you never know Bob. If both you and your wife join up we may be able to
work something out.
--
Bear-
Grrrrrrrrrrrr :o)
353/285.5/210

LOL!
--
Bear-
Grrrrrrrrrrrr :o)
353/285.5/210

"Penelope Baker" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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yeah, they get socket wrench sets. :P

peace,
pen

Thanks Daria. I'm hanging in.
--
Bear-
Grrrrrrrrrrrr :o)
353/285.5/210

"DG511" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

"Bear" [email hidden]

Quoted message said:

All that and
the free toaster I got when they signed me up.

Free toaster? Damn, I knew I shoulda been a lesbian! Or do they get

something

Quoted message said:

different from the gay men?

Hang in there, Bear.

Daria
166/under 145/under 145
sugar-free since 2/1/04
low-carb since 2/17/04

"Saffire" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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LOL Saffy! Good point
--
Bear-
Grrrrrrrrrrrr :o)
353/285.5/210

Quoted message said:

All that and now you don't use the toaster because you don't eat bread
anymore -- DAMN! You should trade it in for a Foreman Grill :-)

--
Saffire
205/147/125 - 5'1.5"
Atkins since 6/14/03
Progress photo: http://photos.yahoo.com/saffire333

Hey there Ada Ma,

Don't worry about not knowing my gender. I was NOT offended at all. And you
didn't cause me to come out. I've been out on here for a long time. You seem
like a sweet, genuine person. Bearhugs to you.
--
Bear-
Grrrrrrrrrrrr :o)
353/285.5/210

"Ada Ma" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

Bear said:

I didn't want to say sex and give the wrong impression.

Some people on here know who I am and some don't, so to clear it up:

I am a male [censored]. Bona fide second class citizen of the USA. I spend

most of

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

my time doing gay things like thinking of ways to destroy the family

unit

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

and undermine marriage. That is when I'm not attending sex orgies or
worshiping Satan. My partner and I both look exactly like the guys in

"Queer

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Eye" and "Will and Grace" I'm only here to monitor straight people for

the

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

home office.

And for Mr. Bush, yes I choose to be gay because of all the benefits. I
enjoy the harrasment, beatings and bashings, name calling and of course

the

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

prospect of burning for eternity in the lake of fire in hell. All that

and

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

the free toaster I got when they signed me up.

Oh bear oh bear! Your post is excellent! I didn't know!!!!! Apologies

for

Quoted message said:

assuming that you're a woman. Now you have all the reasons to envy your

partner

Quoted message said:

for being able to eat as much as you do and stay slim! Yes I understand

what

Quoted message said:

you mean by being 2nd class citizen in USA - I went to give blood

yesterday (I'm

Quoted message said:

a hetero woman btw) somewhere in UK, and I was asked twice - did you ever

have

Quoted message said:

sex with a man who had sex with another man? It's an awkward question to
answer to start with, and I can't help but feel bad for all the [censored] men

who are

Quoted message said:

perfectly healthy, wanted to donate blood, but are not allowed to.

Free toaster? LOL!! You should have demanded a full set of SMEG kitchen
appliances!!