Gender

Hey brother! No toaster? You'd better call headquarters and complain. I hear
they're now giving out guns.
--
Bear-
Grrrrrrrrrrrr :o)
353/285.5/210

"Randy M" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...

Quoted message said:

Bear said:

I didn't want to say sex and give the wrong impression.

Some people on here know who I am and some don't, so to clear it up:

I am a male [censored]. Bona fide second class citizen of the USA. I spend

most of

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

my time doing gay things like thinking of ways to destroy the family

unit

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and undermine marriage. That is when I'm not attending sex orgies or
worshiping Satan. My partner and I both look exactly like the guys in

"Queer

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Eye" and "Will and Grace" I'm only here to monitor straight people for

the

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home office.

And for Mr. Bush, yes I choose to be gay because of all the benefits. I
enjoy the harrasment, beatings and bashings, name calling and of course

the

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prospect of burning for eternity in the lake of fire in hell. All that

and

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the free toaster I got when they signed me up.

You got a free toaster? Not fair, I didn't get one!

Randy M.
Atkins since 7/14/04
234/180/175

You got a toaster oven! [censored]!

--
Bear-
Grrrrrrrrrrrr :o)
353/285.5/210

"Craig Smith" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...

Quoted message said:

Bear said:

I didn't want to say sex and give the wrong impression.

But sex is fun!

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Some people on here know who I am and some don't, so to clear it up:

I am a male [censored]. Bona fide second class citizen of the USA. I spend most

of

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

my time doing gay things like thinking of ways to destroy the family unit
and undermine marriage.

I don't recall seeing you at the last National Gay Agenda meeting.

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That is when I'm not attending sex orgies or
worshiping Satan.

I do both at the same time. Saves time.

Quoted message said:

My partner and I both look exactly like the guys in "Queer
Eye" and "Will and Grace"

We all do, hon. (So your nickname refers only to your penchant for

stuffed

Quoted message said:

animals?)

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I'm only here to monitor straight people for the
home office.

Shh! They have not authorized you to reveal this!

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And for Mr. Bush, yes I choose to be gay because of all the benefits. I
enjoy the harrasment, beatings and bashings, name calling and of course

the

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

prospect of burning for eternity in the lake of fire in hell. All that

and

Quoted message said:

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the free toaster I got when they signed me up.

If I'm not mistaken, it was a toaster *oven*. And next time you see Karl

Rove,

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please let him know that we don't really want to have all the rights that
straight people do, like being able to marry the one you love or have

survivor

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benefits. What we really want is to make bestiality legal, have sex in

the

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streets, and lower the age of consent to 10. Or 8, if you're Michael

Jackson.

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.:. Craig

Relax dear. It's supposed to be funny. Lighten up.
--
Bear-
Grrrrrrrrrrrr :o)
353/285.5/210

"Dropped 30" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...

Quoted message said:

Oh c'mon now, Bear - take your propaganda elsewhere - you're gonna have
people switching teams left & right!

Are you having a bad morning?

Hi Bear,

Thanks for not being annoyed at all. Bear hugs to you too.

Cheers,
Ada x

"Bear" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...

Quoted message said:

Hey there Ada Ma,

Don't worry about not knowing my gender. I was NOT offended at all. And

you

Quoted message said:

didn't cause me to come out. I've been out on here for a long time. You

seem

Quoted message said:

like a sweet, genuine person. Bearhugs to you.
--
Bear-
Grrrrrrrrrrrr :o)
353/285.5/210

"Ada Ma" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...

Quoted message said:

Bear said:

I didn't want to say sex and give the wrong impression.

Some people on here know who I am and some don't, so to clear it up:

I am a male [censored]. Bona fide second class citizen of the USA. I spend

most of

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

my time doing gay things like thinking of ways to destroy the family

unit

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

and undermine marriage. That is when I'm not attending sex orgies or
worshiping Satan. My partner and I both look exactly like the guys in

"Queer

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Eye" and "Will and Grace" I'm only here to monitor straight people

for

Quoted message said:

the

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

home office.

And for Mr. Bush, yes I choose to be gay because of all the benefits.

I

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

enjoy the harrasment, beatings and bashings, name calling and of

course

Quoted message said:

the

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

prospect of burning for eternity in the lake of fire in hell. All

that

Quoted message said:

and

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

the free toaster I got when they signed me up.

Oh bear oh bear! Your post is excellent! I didn't know!!!!! Apologies

for

Quoted message said:

assuming that you're a woman. Now you have all the reasons to envy your

partner

Quoted message said:

for being able to eat as much as you do and stay slim! Yes I understand

what

Quoted message said:

you mean by being 2nd class citizen in USA - I went to give blood

yesterday (I'm

Quoted message said:

a hetero woman btw) somewhere in UK, and I was asked twice - did you

ever

Quoted message said:

have

Quoted message said:

sex with a man who had sex with another man? It's an awkward question

to

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Quoted message said:

answer to start with, and I can't help but feel bad for all the [censored] men

who are

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perfectly healthy, wanted to donate blood, but are not allowed to.

Free toaster? LOL!! You should have demanded a full set of SMEG

kitchen

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

appliances!!

By the way. Here's my web page. Some of the pages are empty at the moment.

http://home.earthlink.net/~polarbear50/index.html

--
Bear-
Grrrrrrrrrrrr :o)
353/285.5/210

"Ada Ma" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...

Quoted message said:

Hi Bear,

Thanks for not being annoyed at all. Bear hugs to you too.

Cheers,
Ada x

"Bear" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...

Quoted message said:

Hey there Ada Ma,

Don't worry about not knowing my gender. I was NOT offended at all. And

you

Quoted message said:

didn't cause me to come out. I've been out on here for a long time. You

seem

Quoted message said:

like a sweet, genuine person. Bearhugs to you.
--
Bear-
Grrrrrrrrrrrr :o)
353/285.5/210

"Ada Ma" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...

Quoted message said:

Bear wrote:

> I didn't want to say sex and give the wrong impression.
>
> Some people on here know who I am and some don't, so to clear it up:
>
> I am a male [censored]. Bona fide second class citizen of the USA. I spend

most of

Quoted message said:

> my time doing gay things like thinking of ways to destroy the family

unit

Quoted message said:

> and undermine marriage. That is when I'm not attending sex orgies or
> worshiping Satan. My partner and I both look exactly like the guys

in

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

"Queer

Quoted message said:

> Eye" and "Will and Grace" I'm only here to monitor straight people

for

Quoted message said:

the

Quoted message said:

> home office.
>
> And for Mr. Bush, yes I choose to be gay because of all the

benefits.

Quoted message said:

I

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

> enjoy the harrasment, beatings and bashings, name calling and of

course

Quoted message said:

the

Quoted message said:

> prospect of burning for eternity in the lake of fire in hell. All

that

Quoted message said:

and

Quoted message said:

> the free toaster I got when they signed me up.

Oh bear oh bear! Your post is excellent! I didn't know!!!!!

Apologies

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

for

Quoted message said:

assuming that you're a woman. Now you have all the reasons to envy

your

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

partner

Quoted message said:

for being able to eat as much as you do and stay slim! Yes I

understand

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

what

Quoted message said:

you mean by being 2nd class citizen in USA - I went to give blood

yesterday (I'm

Quoted message said:

a hetero woman btw) somewhere in UK, and I was asked twice - did you

ever

Quoted message said:

have

Quoted message said:

sex with a man who had sex with another man? It's an awkward

question

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to

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Quoted message said:

answer to start with, and I can't help but feel bad for all the [censored]

men

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

who are

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perfectly healthy, wanted to donate blood, but are not allowed to.

Free toaster? LOL!! You should have demanded a full set of SMEG

kitchen

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

appliances!!

: Relax dear. It's supposed to be funny. Lighten up.
: --
: Bear-
: Grrrrrrrrrrrr :o)
: 353/285.5/210

I think she was gently ribbing you. That's the way I read it. The part about
the propaganda was meant to make fun of people who think others can be
"talked into" becoming gay. Re-read it again in that light, why doncha?

Pat in TX

Thanks for the link. Nice pic of you and your partner and your dog!! You
look very warm and huggable indeed.

"Bear" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...

Quoted message said:

By the way. Here's my web page. Some of the pages are empty at the moment.

http://home.earthlink.net/~polarbear50/index.html

--
Bear-
Grrrrrrrrrrrr :o)
353/285.5/210

"Ada Ma" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...

Quoted message said:

Hi Bear,

Thanks for not being annoyed at all. Bear hugs to you too.

Cheers,
Ada x

"Bear" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...

Quoted message said:

Hey there Ada Ma,

Don't worry about not knowing my gender. I was NOT offended at all.

And

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

you

Quoted message said:

didn't cause me to come out. I've been out on here for a long time.

You

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

seem

Quoted message said:

like a sweet, genuine person. Bearhugs to you.
--
Bear-
Grrrrrrrrrrrr :o)
353/285.5/210

"Ada Ma" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...
> Bear wrote:
>
> > I didn't want to say sex and give the wrong impression.
> >
> > Some people on here know who I am and some don't, so to clear it

up:

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

> >
> > I am a male [censored]. Bona fide second class citizen of the USA. I

spend

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

most of
> > my time doing gay things like thinking of ways to destroy the

family

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

unit
> > and undermine marriage. That is when I'm not attending sex orgies

or

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

> > worshiping Satan. My partner and I both look exactly like the guys

in

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

"Queer
> > Eye" and "Will and Grace" I'm only here to monitor straight

people

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

for

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the
> > home office.
> >
> > And for Mr. Bush, yes I choose to be gay because of all the

benefits.

Quoted message said:

I

Quoted message said:

> > enjoy the harrasment, beatings and bashings, name calling and of

course

Quoted message said:

the
> > prospect of burning for eternity in the lake of fire in hell. All

that

Quoted message said:

and
> > the free toaster I got when they signed me up.
>
> Oh bear oh bear! Your post is excellent! I didn't know!!!!!

Apologies

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

for
> assuming that you're a woman. Now you have all the reasons to envy

your

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

partner
> for being able to eat as much as you do and stay slim! Yes I

understand

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

what
> you mean by being 2nd class citizen in USA - I went to give blood
yesterday (I'm
> a hetero woman btw) somewhere in UK, and I was asked twice - did you

ever

Quoted message said:

have
> sex with a man who had sex with another man? It's an awkward

question

Quoted message said:

to

Quoted message said:

> answer to start with, and I can't help but feel bad for all the [censored]

men

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

who are
> perfectly healthy, wanted to donate blood, but are not allowed to.
>
> Free toaster? LOL!! You should have demanded a full set of SMEG

kitchen

Quoted message said:

> appliances!!
>

Thanks for the link. Nice pic of you and your partner and your dog!! You
look very warm and huggable indeed.

"Bear" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...

Quoted message said:

By the way. Here's my web page. Some of the pages are empty at the moment.

http://home.earthlink.net/~polarbear50/index.html

--
Bear-
Grrrrrrrrrrrr :o)
353/285.5/210

"Ada Ma" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...

Quoted message said:

Hi Bear,

Thanks for not being annoyed at all. Bear hugs to you too.

Cheers,
Ada x

"Bear" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...

Quoted message said:

Hey there Ada Ma,

Don't worry about not knowing my gender. I was NOT offended at all.

And

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

you

Quoted message said:

didn't cause me to come out. I've been out on here for a long time.

You

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

seem

Quoted message said:

like a sweet, genuine person. Bearhugs to you.
--
Bear-
Grrrrrrrrrrrr :o)
353/285.5/210

"Ada Ma" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...
> Bear wrote:
>
> > I didn't want to say sex and give the wrong impression.
> >
> > Some people on here know who I am and some don't, so to clear it

up:

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

> >
> > I am a male [censored]. Bona fide second class citizen of the USA. I

spend

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

most of
> > my time doing gay things like thinking of ways to destroy the

family

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

unit
> > and undermine marriage. That is when I'm not attending sex orgies

or

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

> > worshiping Satan. My partner and I both look exactly like the guys

in

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

"Queer
> > Eye" and "Will and Grace" I'm only here to monitor straight

people

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

for

Quoted message said:

the
> > home office.
> >
> > And for Mr. Bush, yes I choose to be gay because of all the

benefits.

Quoted message said:

I

Quoted message said:

> > enjoy the harrasment, beatings and bashings, name calling and of

course

Quoted message said:

the
> > prospect of burning for eternity in the lake of fire in hell. All

that

Quoted message said:

and
> > the free toaster I got when they signed me up.
>
> Oh bear oh bear! Your post is excellent! I didn't know!!!!!

Apologies

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

for
> assuming that you're a woman. Now you have all the reasons to envy

your

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

partner
> for being able to eat as much as you do and stay slim! Yes I

understand

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

what
> you mean by being 2nd class citizen in USA - I went to give blood
yesterday (I'm
> a hetero woman btw) somewhere in UK, and I was asked twice - did you

ever

Quoted message said:

have
> sex with a man who had sex with another man? It's an awkward

question

Quoted message said:

to

Quoted message said:

> answer to start with, and I can't help but feel bad for all the [censored]

men

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

who are
> perfectly healthy, wanted to donate blood, but are not allowed to.
>
> Free toaster? LOL!! You should have demanded a full set of SMEG

kitchen

Quoted message said:

> appliances!!
>

Well if so I apologize. I like people who can laugh.
--
Bear-
Grrrrrrrrrrrr :o)
353/285.5/210

"Pat" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...

Quoted message said:

: Relax dear. It's supposed to be funny. Lighten up.
: --
: Bear-
: Grrrrrrrrrrrr :o)
: 353/285.5/210

I think she was gently ribbing you. That's the way I read it. The part

about

Quoted message said:

the propaganda was meant to make fun of people who think others can be
"talked into" becoming gay. Re-read it again in that light, why doncha?

Pat in TX

But mostly you're just fat.

--
You take stupid to a new level. -- MFW

"Bear" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...

Quoted message said:

I didn't want to say sex and give the wrong impression.

Some people on here know who I am and some don't, so to clear it up:

I am a male [censored]. Bona fide second class citizen of the USA. I spend most
of
my time doing gay things like thinking of ways to destroy the family unit
and undermine marriage. That is when I'm not attending sex orgies or
worshiping Satan. My partner and I both look exactly like the guys in
"Queer
Eye" and "Will and Grace" I'm only here to monitor straight people for
the
home office.

And for Mr. Bush, yes I choose to be gay because of all the benefits. I
enjoy the harrasment, beatings and bashings, name calling and of course
the
prospect of burning for eternity in the lake of fire in hell. All that
and
the free toaster I got when they signed me up.
--
Bear-
Grrrrrrrrrrrr :o)
353/285.5/210

"Bear" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...

Quoted message said:

Relax dear. It's supposed to be funny. Lighten up.
--
Bear-
Grrrrrrrrrrrr :o)
353/285.5/210

"Dropped 30" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...

Quoted message said:

Oh c'mon now, Bear - take your propaganda elsewhere - you're gonna have
people switching teams left & right!

Are you having a bad morning?

I was playing with you, silly bear. you are little hyper, no?

"Pat" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...

Quoted message said:

: Relax dear. It's supposed to be funny. Lighten up.
: --
: Bear-
: Grrrrrrrrrrrr :o)
: 353/285.5/210

I think she was gently ribbing you. That's the way I read it. The part
about
the propaganda was meant to make fun of people who think others can be
"talked into" becoming gay. Re-read it again in that light, why doncha?

Pat in TX

Thank you Pat, you read it right. Bear seems a little touchy, no? But
then -why else would he choose to intro himself this way? LOL :oP~~~~

Dropped 30 said:

"Pat" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...

Quoted message said:

: Relax dear. It's supposed to be funny. Lighten up. : -- : Bear-
: Grrrrrrrrrrrr :o) : 353/285.5/210

I think she was gently ribbing you. That's the way I read it. The
part about the propaganda was meant to make fun of people who
think others can be "talked into" becoming gay. Re-read it again
in that light, why doncha?

Pat in TX

Thank you Pat, you read it right. Bear seems a little touchy, no?
But then -why else would he choose to intro himself this way? LOL
:oP~~~~

Because, sensitive person that you are, maybe he's heard a lot of
stuff over the years that sounded a bit like your post and it might
just have triggered some reaction like the one you got.

TIP: Don't write it so they can understand, write it so they can't
misunderstand. "They" is everybody who reads what you write.

Pastorio

"Bob (this one)" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...

Quoted message said:

Dropped 30 said:

"Pat" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...

Quoted message said:

: Relax dear. It's supposed to be funny. Lighten up. : -- : Bear-
: Grrrrrrrrrrrr :o) : 353/285.5/210

I think she was gently ribbing you. That's the way I read it. The
part about the propaganda was meant to make fun of people who
think others can be "talked into" becoming gay. Re-read it again
in that light, why doncha?

Pat in TX

Thank you Pat, you read it right. Bear seems a little touchy, no?
But then -why else would he choose to intro himself this way? LOL
:oP~~~~

Because, sensitive person that you are, maybe he's heard a lot of stuff
over the years that sounded a bit like your post and it might just have
triggered some reaction like the one you got.

TIP: Don't write it so they can understand, write it so they can't
misunderstand. "They" is everybody who reads what you write.

Pastorio

well, he's a big boy who tried to come across edgy and tounge-in-cheek. If
he's so fragile he shouldn't have tried to pull that off.

BTW: I've heard alot of stuff over the years that sounds like his post and
usually it's from people who recognize a joker.

I'm not the one having the crappy week eating chocolate. :o)
--
Bear
Grrrrrrrr :o)
353/281.5/210

"Dropped 30" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...

Quoted message said:

"Bear" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...

Quoted message said:

Relax dear. It's supposed to be funny. Lighten up.
--
Bear-
Grrrrrrrrrrrr :o)
353/285.5/210

"Dropped 30" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...

Quoted message said:

Oh c'mon now, Bear - take your propaganda elsewhere - you're gonna have
people switching teams left & right!

Are you having a bad morning?

I was playing with you, silly bear. you are little hyper, no?

Hi Bear,

Bear said:

I didn't want to say sex and give the wrong impression.

Some people on here know who I am and some don't, so to clear it up:

I am a male [censored]. Bona fide second class citizen of the USA. I spend
most of my time doing gay things like thinking of ways to destroy
the family
unit and undermine marriage. That is when I'm not attending sex
orgies or
worshiping Satan. My partner and I both look exactly like the guys
in "Queer Eye" and "Will and Grace" I'm only here to monitor
straight people
for the home office.

And for Mr. Bush, yes I choose to be gay because of all the
benefits. I enjoy the harrasment, beatings and bashings, name
calling and of
course the prospect of burning for eternity in the lake of fire in
hell. All
that and the free toaster I got when they signed me up.

Thanks for the laughs Bear. After this week I'm happy to have
*something* related to all this [censored] that doesn't make me want to weep
for the future.

Take care,
Carmen

Your welcome Carmen. I agree. It's been a tough week. Bearhugs to you.
--
Bear
Grrrrrrrr :o)
353/281.5/210

"Carmen" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...

Quoted message said:

Hi Bear,

Bear said:

I didn't want to say sex and give the wrong impression.

Some people on here know who I am and some don't, so to clear it up:

I am a male [censored]. Bona fide second class citizen of the USA. I spend
most of my time doing gay things like thinking of ways to destroy
the family
unit and undermine marriage. That is when I'm not attending sex
orgies or
worshiping Satan. My partner and I both look exactly like the guys
in "Queer Eye" and "Will and Grace" I'm only here to monitor
straight people
for the home office.

And for Mr. Bush, yes I choose to be gay because of all the
benefits. I enjoy the harrasment, beatings and bashings, name
calling and of
course the prospect of burning for eternity in the lake of fire in
hell. All
that and the free toaster I got when they signed me up.

Thanks for the laughs Bear. After this week I'm happy to have
*something* related to all this [censored] that doesn't make me want to weep
for the future.

Take care,
Carmen

"Bear" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...

Quoted message said:

By the way. Here's my web page. Some of the pages are empty at the moment.

http://home.earthlink.net/~polarbear50/index.html

When I first started reading your posts, I was wondering if you were a bear.
Two of my good friends are bears. (I'm a straight woman who always seems to
have gay men as good friends...there are words for girls like me.)

Glad we got your gender now! Such mysteries on usenet.

S t a c i
married to a straight guy

"Craig Smith" <[email hidden]> wrote in message

Quoted message said:

What we really want is to make bestiality legal, have sex in the
streets, and lower the age of consent to 10. Or 8, if you're Michael

Jackson.

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Yeah, see...these are the "lifestyle" differences everyone is talking about.
Straight people are so vanilla compared to you guys.

HONK
S t a c i

S t a c i said:

(I'm a straight woman who always seems to
have gay men as good friends...there are words for girls like me.)

"Wonderful"?

Quoted message said:

S t a c i
married to a straight guy

Good news indeed, for both your sakes!

..:. Craig