Jeez, it must be Sunday since here is Perry Butler's pitiful lament yet once
again.
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Quoted message said:Edward Dolan said:Quoted message said:
Ed, do you have the intelligence to read for content? Doesn't appear
so! I compared you to Kennedy because you ARE just like Edward
Kennedy. Both of you are Irish, Ed's, raivng lunatics, elderly,
senile, never had to work, lived off mommy and daddys money, and are
sitting at 6 o'clock politically except looking in different
directions.
No, Kennedy is a liberal and I am not. That is the difference and it is
all
the difference in the world.
I wasn't expecting you to see that you are just like Edward Kennedy,
after all you're both at the bottom of the politcal clock looking
different ways. Besides, as I said before both of you are Irish, Ed's,
raivng lunatics, elderly, senile, never had to work, and the only way
you got to where you are today is by living off mommy and daddy's money
Ted Kennedy has actually worked very hard all of his life being in politics.
If I had been him, I would never have lifted a finger to do anything. The
Kennedys do not know anything at all about being parasites. You have to come
to me for that.
I am getting elderly, no doubt about that, but who isn't. The only way to
avoid getting elderly is to arrange to die young. So far, I am not yet
senile, but who knows, that may lie in the future for me. I take great pride
in not having had to work like a servant and a slave all of my life. Of
course, I understand your jealousy. If I were you, I would be jealous of me
too.
Quoted message said:Quoted message said:By the way, I have worked some, but I didn't like it much.
Why go through life doing something that you don't like. I am
way too smart for that kind of dumbness, but maybe not you.
Ah, but the difference between me and you is I am doing something I
enjoy, as opposed to your inability to do anything involving the
success of others. People ask me when I'm going to quit teaching and my
answer is always, "When it's no fun anymore!"
I do not care at all in the success of other people. Such a concept would
never even occur to me.
Quoted message said:You are just a leech on society. Point in fact, you ride your bike on
public roads but do nothing to contribute to the establishment and
maintenance of those roads. In other words, you are a leech to
society. You talk out of one side of your mouth and behave the
opposite. Just like Edward Kennedy! Wah! Wah! Wah! ! ! ! ! !
Yes, I can truly understand your jealousy of me. Hells Bells, if I were you
I would be jealous of me too.
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Quoted message said:Quoted message said:But I don't believe you! Teachers are always saying how much they enjoy
doing what they are doing and thinking they are making a contribution to
society. It is all blarney. Even the damn kids don't appreciate what you
do
for them. You would have been better off if, like me, you had spent your
life contemplating your navel.
Of course you don't believe me! You've never had a career and been
successful! You don't know the difference between work and a
successful career, because you have only worked. This is a concept that
is beyond the small mind of little Eddie Dolan. I would hate to be
scared to do nothing but contemplate my navel like you!
Contemplating one's navel is the most important thing you can do in life.
Running around like a crazy man thinking you are doing good in the world or
helping others is total insanity. The world is in the mess it is in because
of fools like you.
Quoted message said:I wonder what embarrassment made you hole up in Worthington to hide
from society!
Was it work related?
Was it sexual?
Were you a momma's boy? (OK, we know the answer to that one!)
Are you impotent?
Are you a pervert and hiding in the sanctity of the Catholic Church
with your other friends?
Are you a homosexual in denial?
Here we see Perry Butler in all his Alexandrine glory. I mean, just how
despicable can you get. Let this be a lesson to all of you that of all the
vices envy is the worst.
Quoted message said:Aside from your personality, how ugly are you?
Perry Butler, the teacher, embodies all the worst features of juvenility.
However, it is an occupational hazard. When you hang around kids all day,
you take on some of their characteristics. Poor Perry! I feel sorry for him.
He has been a hard working slob all of his life and, like Rodney
Dangerfield, he gets no respect.
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Quoted message said:Quoted message said:Your wife and kids will never tell you the truth about yourself because
they
know it would destroy you. You have a very delicate ego which will not
take
any hard knocks. This is what comes of working around kids all your life.
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Yes Ed, I'll try to remember this the next time one of them hugs me!
When was the last time you had a hug? I doubt if even Jesus will hug
you.
You bet, just what I need, some good old fashion hugging!
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Quoted message said:See you next Sunday!
Not necessarily. Either say something that the newsgroup will be interested
in reading or I will cut you off. I can only suffer fools up to a certain
point.
Regards,
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota