Does Lance Armstrong wear prosthetics?

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sykul doode said:

I was watching some clips of Lance in his cycling shorts and he
doesn't look like he's missing his testicles.

Someone has been watching too much TV.

"sykul doode" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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I was watching some clips of Lance in his cycling shorts and he
doesn't look like he's missing his testicles. But didn't they remove
them when he had surgery for cancer years ago? In the clips his
crotch looks very full in the spandex shorts. There's quite a big
bulge. Did he get testicular implants or does he wear a cup?

Well I don't know about his nuts but I cycle. Those bike shorts have a
sewn-in pad (called a chamois) in the seat that runs to the front. Similar
to a Kotex but flatter and wider 🙂 This pad serves to ease the hotspots
that happen when spending a long time in the saddle. The pad also helps
keeps the male genitals (genital in Lance's case, presumably) pushed up and
out of the way so they do not get sat upon while riding. This is not
comfortable and is to be avoided.

So in short, the bulge you are seeing is a combination of chamois (pad) and
supported male external genitalia.

Steve

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In article <[email hidden]>,

sykul doode said:

I was watching some clips of Lance in his cycling shorts and he
doesn't look like he's missing his testicles.

Someone has been watching too much TV.

Or too much Lance Armstrong.

On Thu, 14 Jul 2005 18:55:48 -0400, sykul doode <[email hidden]>

Quoted message said:

I was watching some clips of Lance in his cycling shorts and he
doesn't look like he's missing his testicles. But didn't they remove
them when he had surgery for cancer years ago? In the clips his
crotch looks very full in the spandex shorts. There's quite a big
bulge. Did he get testicular implants or does he wear a cup?

Geez, how gay are you? *

Life is Good!
Jeff

*Not that there is anything wrong with that;-)

This sounds like something I'd be curious about... but even I'm not!!! Actually, now I'm never going to be able to look at old Lance without staring at his crotch.

Anyway, I'm sure he's had his testicles replaced with those fire balls that generate a spark when you knock them together. Why else would he be so fast?

LotteBum

sykul doode said:

I was watching some clips of Lance in his cycling shorts and he
doesn't look like he's missing his testicles. But didn't they remove
them when he had surgery for cancer years ago? In the clips his
crotch looks very full in the spandex shorts. There's quite a big
bulge. Did he get testicular implants or does he wear a cup?

Ladies and Germs, the downside of HD TV.

;o)

In article <[email hidden]>,

sykul doode said:

I was watching some clips of Lance in his cycling shorts and he
doesn't look like he's missing his testicles. But didn't they remove
them when he had surgery for cancer years ago? In the clips his
crotch looks very full in the spandex shorts. There's quite a big
bulge. Did he get testicular implants or does he wear a cup?

Yes, implants are available; have known men with one or two. Years
ago they were made with aluminum alloy. Probably used aluminium in
GB. Ha Ha; my spelling checker spat up its lunch.

--
Michael Press

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"sykul doode" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

I was watching some clips of Lance in his cycling shorts and he
doesn't look like he's missing his testicles. But didn't they remove
them when he had surgery for cancer years ago? In the clips his
crotch looks very full in the spandex shorts. There's quite a big
bulge. Did he get testicular implants or does he wear a cup?

Well I don't know about his nuts but I cycle. Those bike shorts have a
sewn-in pad (called a chamois) in the seat that runs to the front. Similar
to a Kotex but flatter and wider 🙂 This pad serves to ease the hotspots
that happen when spending a long time in the saddle. The pad also helps
keeps the male genitals (genital in Lance's case, presumably) pushed up and
out of the way so they do not get sat upon while riding. This is not
comfortable and is to be avoided.

So in short, the bulge you are seeing is a combination of chamois (pad) and
supported male external genitalia.

Steve

Every day on alt.gossip.celebrities is an education.

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sykul doode said:

I was watching some clips of Lance in his cycling shorts and he
doesn't look like he's missing his testicles. But didn't they remove
them when he had surgery for cancer years ago? In the clips his
crotch looks very full in the spandex shorts. There's quite a big
bulge. Did he get testicular implants or does he wear a cup?

Hes got ONE testicle.
But a big [censored].

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sykul doode said:

I was watching some clips of Lance in his cycling shorts and he
doesn't look like he's missing his testicles. But didn't they remove
them when he had surgery for cancer years ago? In the clips his
crotch looks very full in the spandex shorts. There's quite a big
bulge. Did he get testicular implants or does he wear a cup?

of course he has implants - where do you think he stores his drugs?

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Anyway, I'm sure he's had his testicles replaced with those fire balls
that generate a spark when you knock them together.

I would have thought that replacing them with those little chinese "stress
balls" that ring like a bell when you roll them around would be more
suitable. It would save him having to fit a bell to his bars 🙂

Graeme

Preesi <[email hidden]> wrote:
:> sykul doode wrote:
:> > I was watching some clips of Lance in his cycling shorts and he
:> > doesn't look like he's missing his testicles. But didn't they
:> > remove them when he had surgery for cancer years ago? In the
:> > clips his crotch looks very full in the spandex shorts. There's
:> > quite a big bulge. Did he get testicular implants or does he wear
:> > a cup?
:>
:> Hes got ONE testicle.
:> But a big [censored].
:>

Is he your master, Preesi?

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I was watching some clips of Lance in his cycling shorts and he
doesn't look like he's missing his testicles. But didn't they remove
them when he had surgery for cancer years ago? In the clips his
crotch looks very full in the spandex shorts. There's quite a big
bulge. Did he get testicular implants or does he wear a cup?

Sure will be nice when The Tour is over
Dave

http://www.mentorcorp.com/testicular-implants/index.htm

Of course he has a fake - you can even get them for pets!

http://www.neuticles.com/index1.html

Steady Rollin' Man said:

http://www.mentorcorp.com/testicular-implants/index.htm

Well, if Ladies have implants, so can the Gentlemen. A level playing field for all! :p

roshea said:

Of course he has a fake - you can even get them for pets!

http://www.neuticles.com/index1.html

Because they can?

cfsmtb said:

Steady Rollin' Man said:

http://www.mentorcorp.com/testicular-implants/index.htm

Well, if Ladies have implants, so can the Gentlemen. A level playing
field for all! :p

And with Lance's, it'd have to be made from OCLV carbon fibre? Gotta
keep the weight down for the mountains..

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FeAudrey said:

Quoted message said:

So in short, the bulge you are seeing is a combination of chamois (pad) and
supported male external genitalia.

Steve

Every day on alt.gossip.celebrities is an education.

I'm thinking that this could be the most important cross-posting for RBR
since the apline skiiers showed up unexpectedly...

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