Does Lance Armstrong wear prosthetics?

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sykul doode said:

I was watching some clips of Lance in his cycling shorts and he
doesn't look like he's missing his testicles.

Someone has been watching too much TV.

"sykul doode" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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I was watching some clips of Lance in his cycling shorts and he
doesn't look like he's missing his testicles. But didn't they remove
them when he had surgery for cancer years ago? In the clips his
crotch looks very full in the spandex shorts. There's quite a big
bulge. Did he get testicular implants or does he wear a cup?

Well I don't know about his nuts but I cycle. Those bike shorts have a
sewn-in pad (called a chamois) in the seat that runs to the front. Similar
to a Kotex but flatter and wider 🙂 This pad serves to ease the hotspots
that happen when spending a long time in the saddle. The pad also helps
keeps the male genitals (genital in Lance's case, presumably) pushed up and
out of the way so they do not get sat upon while riding. This is not
comfortable and is to be avoided.

So in short, the bulge you are seeing is a combination of chamois (pad) and
supported male external genitalia.

Steve

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Quoted message said:

In article <[email hidden]>,

sykul doode said:

I was watching some clips of Lance in his cycling shorts and he
doesn't look like he's missing his testicles.

Someone has been watching too much TV.

Or too much Lance Armstrong.

On Thu, 14 Jul 2005 18:55:48 -0400, sykul doode <[email hidden]>

Quoted message said:

I was watching some clips of Lance in his cycling shorts and he
doesn't look like he's missing his testicles. But didn't they remove
them when he had surgery for cancer years ago? In the clips his
crotch looks very full in the spandex shorts. There's quite a big
bulge. Did he get testicular implants or does he wear a cup?

Geez, how gay are you? *

Life is Good!
Jeff

*Not that there is anything wrong with that;-)

sykul doode said:

I was watching some clips of Lance in his cycling shorts and he
doesn't look like he's missing his testicles. But didn't they remove
them when he had surgery for cancer years ago? In the clips his
crotch looks very full in the spandex shorts. There's quite a big
bulge. Did he get testicular implants or does he wear a cup?

Ladies and Germs, the downside of HD TV.

;o)

In article <[email hidden]>,

sykul doode said:

I was watching some clips of Lance in his cycling shorts and he
doesn't look like he's missing his testicles. But didn't they remove
them when he had surgery for cancer years ago? In the clips his
crotch looks very full in the spandex shorts. There's quite a big
bulge. Did he get testicular implants or does he wear a cup?

Yes, implants are available; have known men with one or two. Years
ago they were made with aluminum alloy. Probably used aluminium in
GB. Ha Ha; my spelling checker spat up its lunch.

--
Michael Press

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"sykul doode" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

I was watching some clips of Lance in his cycling shorts and he
doesn't look like he's missing his testicles. But didn't they remove
them when he had surgery for cancer years ago? In the clips his
crotch looks very full in the spandex shorts. There's quite a big
bulge. Did he get testicular implants or does he wear a cup?

Well I don't know about his nuts but I cycle. Those bike shorts have a
sewn-in pad (called a chamois) in the seat that runs to the front. Similar
to a Kotex but flatter and wider 🙂 This pad serves to ease the hotspots
that happen when spending a long time in the saddle. The pad also helps
keeps the male genitals (genital in Lance's case, presumably) pushed up and
out of the way so they do not get sat upon while riding. This is not
comfortable and is to be avoided.

So in short, the bulge you are seeing is a combination of chamois (pad) and
supported male external genitalia.

Steve

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sykul doode said:

I was watching some clips of Lance in his cycling shorts and he
doesn't look like he's missing his testicles. But didn't they remove
them when he had surgery for cancer years ago? In the clips his
crotch looks very full in the spandex shorts. There's quite a big
bulge. Did he get testicular implants or does he wear a cup?

Hes got ONE testicle.
But a big [censored].

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Preesi <[email hidden]> wrote:
:> sykul doode wrote:
:> > I was watching some clips of Lance in his cycling shorts and he
:> > doesn't look like he's missing his testicles. But didn't they
:> > remove them when he had surgery for cancer years ago? In the
:> > clips his crotch looks very full in the spandex shorts. There's
:> > quite a big bulge. Did he get testicular implants or does he wear
:> > a cup?
:>
:> Hes got ONE testicle.
:> But a big [censored].
:>

Is he your master, Preesi?

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Quoted message said:

I was watching some clips of Lance in his cycling shorts and he
doesn't look like he's missing his testicles. But didn't they remove
them when he had surgery for cancer years ago? In the clips his
crotch looks very full in the spandex shorts. There's quite a big
bulge. Did he get testicular implants or does he wear a cup?

Sure will be nice when The Tour is over
Dave

http://www.mentorcorp.com/testicular-implants/index.htm

Of course he has a fake - you can even get them for pets!

http://www.neuticles.com/index1.html

sykul doode says...

Quoted message said:

I was watching some clips of Lance in his cycling shorts and he
doesn't look like he's missing his testicles. But didn't they remove
them when he had surgery for cancer years ago? In the clips his
crotch looks very full in the spandex shorts. There's quite a big
bulge. Did he get testicular implants or does he wear a cup?

That's where he keeps his dope.

FeAudrey said:

Quoted message said:

So in short, the bulge you are seeing is a combination of chamois (pad) and
supported male external genitalia.

Steve

Every day on alt.gossip.celebrities is an education.

I'm thinking that this could be the most important cross-posting for RBR
since the apline skiiers showed up unexpectedly...

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On Thu, 14 Jul 2005 18:55:48 -0400, sykul doode <[email hidden]>

Quoted message said:

I was watching some clips of Lance in his cycling shorts and he
doesn't look like he's missing his testicles. But didn't they remove
them when he had surgery for cancer years ago? In the clips his
crotch looks very full in the spandex shorts. There's quite a big
bulge. Did he get testicular implants or does he wear a cup?

Damn! Now I have that crappy Bobby Vee song stuck in my head!

# Rubber ball, I come bouncin' back to you...

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in traffic on their way to the gym to ride the stationary bicycle."
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sykul doode says...

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Quoted message said:

I was watching some clips of Lance in his cycling shorts and he
doesn't look like he's missing his testicles. But didn't they remove
them when he had surgery for cancer years ago? In the clips his
crotch looks very full in the spandex shorts. There's quite a big
bulge. Did he get testicular implants or does he wear a cup?

Mad Dog said:

That's where he keeps his dope.

Like those sumu wrestlers.

Just zis Guy, you know? a écrit :

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"Let’s have a moment of silence for all those Americans who are stuck
in traffic on their way to the gym to ride the stationary bicycle."
- Earl Blumenauer

:-) :-) :-)

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Roger Zoul said:

Preesi said:

Quoted message said:

sykul doode wrote:
> I was watching some clips of Lance in his cycling shorts and he
> doesn't look like he's missing his testicles. But didn't they
> remove them when he had surgery for cancer years ago? In the
> clips his crotch looks very full in the spandex shorts. There's
> quite a big bulge. Did he get testicular implants or does he wear
> a cup?

Hes got ONE testicle.
But a big [censored].

Is he your master, Preesi?

Roger?
WTF is wrong with you?

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preesi
~~~~~~~~~
"The Meek Shall Inherit The Earth?
Yeah, after The Strong Kick The Enemies Asses For You Cowards!"
~~~~~~~~~
My Websites: http://tinyurl.com/yvw45
Where I Hang Out: http://www.there.com
Lets go surfing together: http://www.lluna.de/
My Pogo and AIM name: PreesiGirl
(Come play with me)