disgrace

On Fri, 17 Nov 2006 19:00:02 -0500, MagillaGorilla <[email hidden]>

Quoted message said:

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Who knew he was the cycling Crime Scene Investigator?

"MagillaGorilla" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

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I'd be please to go over the bars and still get second place at that level.

Fred Pan said:

"MagillaGorilla" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

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I'd be please to go over the bars and still get second place at that level.

And what "level" is that? Horner's constant presence on the cyclocross
scene is queer. He's becoming anonymous in both road racing and cross.

Top road racers don't do stunts like this because they use the
off-season to sue people, establish relationships with their au pair, or
film commercials.

You never saw Hinault, LeMond or Armstrong doing nonsense like this.

Magilla

"> And what "level" is that? Horner's constant presence on the cyclocross

Quoted message said:

scene is queer. He's becoming anonymous in both road racing and cross.

Top road racers don't do stunts like this because they use the off-season
to sue people, establish relationships with their au pair, or film
commercials.

You never saw Hinault, LeMond or Armstrong doing nonsense like this.

Magilla

Maybe the guy just likes to ride? What do you have against him, did he
knock you off the podium or something? You sound like an unhappy person!

And this is the last I reply to your trolls.

Quoted message said:

http://www.cyclingnews.com/cross.php?id=/photos/2006/nov06/highland06/2007

Nicely framed shot with the swing set providing movement. Too bad that
kid on the bike ruined the photo.

R

MagillaGorilla said:

You never saw Hinault, LeMond or Armstrong doing nonsense like this.

Incorrect--LANCE ate [censored] in several mountain bike races.

Robert

Quoted message said:

MagillaGorilla said:

You never saw Hinault, LeMond or Armstrong doing nonsense like this.

Incorrect--LANCE ate [censored] in several mountain bike races.

Robert

Yeah, but he didn't race the entire circuit like some [censored] cruising
around in the off-season.

Horner's like totally into the cross circuit and will race nationals.
You never saw Lance do something gay like that on the MTB scene.

What Horner does is gay and it needs to stop immediately.

Magilla

Fred Pan said:

"> And what "level" is that? Horner's constant presence on the cyclocross

Quoted message said:

scene is queer. He's becoming anonymous in both road racing and cross.

Top road racers don't do stunts like this because they use the off-season
to sue people, establish relationships with their au pair, or film
commercials.

You never saw Hinault, LeMond or Armstrong doing nonsense like this.

Magilla

Maybe the guy just likes to ride? What do you have against him, did he
knock you off the podium or something? You sound like an unhappy person!

And this is the last I reply to your trolls.

Hinault hated to train. Horner is just riding aimlessly in parks. When
you ride all the time, your effort in any one given race is less than
what it would be had you trained only for one or two specific events.

It's why you never see top road riders racing a full road season, let
alone a cross season - it saps incentive for the following road season
and leads to apathy and burnout.

I'm surprised Horner doesn't know that. He'll find out once again when
he finishes 2 hours down in next year's Tour de France (for the third
year in a row).

Magilla

Quoted message said:

MagillaGorilla wrote:

You never saw Hinault, LeMond or Armstrong doing nonsense like this.

Hinault's very last race was a cyclo cross. Also, as late as 1984 he
chose to ride in the French national championship (finished 5th).

Quoted message said:

I'm surprised Horner doesn't know that. He'll find out once again when
he finishes 2 hours down in next year's Tour de France (for the third
year in a row).

Like about 20 other guys in the TdF, Horner is fighting for one of 6-9
sprint arrivals. Petacchi and Boonen take 2/3 of that, so the other 18
guys are just there for 1-3 stages. Horner just hasn't won his. His
position in the GC is no what he was hired for.

jyh.

jean-yves herve said:

Quoted message said:

MagillaGorilla wrote:

You never saw Hinault, LeMond or Armstrong doing nonsense like this.

Hinault's very last race was a cyclo cross. Also, as late as 1984 he
chose to ride in the French national championship (finished 5th).

Quoted message said:

I'm surprised Horner doesn't know that. He'll find out once again when
he finishes 2 hours down in next year's Tour de France (for the third
year in a row).

Like about 20 other guys in the TdF, Horner is fighting for one of 6-9
sprint arrivals. Petacchi and Boonen take 2/3 of that, so the other 18
guys are just there for 1-3 stages. Horner just hasn't won his. His
position in the GC is no what he was hired for.

I'm sorry jean-yves, but you seem to be speaking Common Sense. Magilla
can't speak it and certainly doesn't understand it. Perhaps you could
translate it into gibberish or one of the nonsense dialects for his
benefit.

R

jean-yves herve said:

Quoted message said:

MagillaGorilla wrote:

You never saw Hinault, LeMond or Armstrong doing nonsense like this.

Hinault's very last race was a cyclo cross. Also, as late as 1984 he
chose to ride in the French national championship (finished 5th).

My point was that Hinault only did that as a lark. Whereas Horny is
actually flying all over the country witht hhe inent to win these
things. Don't ever try to imply the Badger was cruising.

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

I'm surprised Horner doesn't know that. He'll find out once again when
he finishes 2 hours down in next year's Tour de France (for the third
year in a row).

Like about 20 other guys in the TdF, Horner is fighting for one of 6-9
sprint arrivals. Petacchi and Boonen take 2/3 of that, so the other 18
guys are just there for 1-3 stages. Horner just hasn't won his. His
position in the GC is no what he was hired for.

jyh.

Horner never won a USPRO Championships. He never made an Olympic team.
He never medalled in a world championships. Horner will never win a
TdF stage. He's strictly a guy who will go down in cycling history as
someone who dominated Redlands and gave wild quotes. Plus, he also
gave that chicken dance back in '96 after winning that road race.

You people who sit in here on the edge of your seat waiting for Horner
to win a Tour stage or a rainbow jersey are not lucid.

Magilla

RicodJour said:

Quoted message said:

Like about 20 other (gay) guys in the (gay) TdF, ([censored]) Horner is fighting for one of 6-9
(gay) sprint arrivals. ([censored]) Petacchi and ([censored]) Boonen take 2/3 of that, so the other 18
(gay)guys are just there for 1-3 (gay) stages. (Queer) Horner just hasn't won his. His
(gay) position in the ([censored]) GC is no what he was hired for.

I'm sorry jean-yves, but you seem to be speaking Common Sense. Magilla
can't speak it and certainly doesn't understand it. Perhaps you could
translate it into gibberish or one of the nonsense dialects for his
benefit.

R

Edited for Magilla's understanding.

RicodJour said:

I'm sorry jean-yves, but you seem to be speaking Common Sense. Magilla
can't speak it and certainly doesn't understand it. Perhaps you could
translate it into gibberish or one of the nonsense dialects for his
benefit.

Gets pound of excrement's drug test result translator.

MagillaGorilla said:

Horner never won a USPRO Championships. He never made an Olympic team.
He never medalled in a world championships. Horner will never win a
TdF stage. He's strictly a guy who will go down in cycling history as
someone who dominated Redlands and gave wild quotes. Plus, he also
gave that chicken dance back in '96 after winning that road race.

You people who sit in here on the edge of your seat waiting for Horner
to win a Tour stage or a rainbow jersey are not lucid.

Dumbass -

Watch out, you're in danger of becoming Lafferty-esque.

thanks,

K. Gringioni.

Kurgan Gringioni said:

MagillaGorilla said:

Horner never won a USPRO Championships. He never made an Olympic team.
He never medalled in a world championships. Horner will never win a
TdF stage. He's strictly a guy who will go down in cycling history as
someone who dominated Redlands and gave wild quotes. Plus, he also
gave that chicken dance back in '96 after winning that road race.

You people who sit in here on the edge of your seat waiting for Horner
to win a Tour stage or a rainbow jersey are not lucid.

Dumbass -

Watch out, you're in danger of becoming Lafferty-esque.

Mr. Zamboni, it is bad form to denigrate someone's man-crush, or
anti-man-crush. Crushees are people too. If Magoo sees a threat, or
appeal, to his, err, manhood, for lack of a better word, in the form
(oh, that luscious sweaty lycra-clad form) of Horner, it's not your
place to aim the fire hose. Let the flames of passion burn bright!

R

In article <[email hidden]>,

Kyle Legate said:

RicodJour said:

Quoted message said:

Like about 20 other (gay) guys in the (gay) TdF, ([censored]) Horner is fighting
for one of 6-9
(gay) sprint arrivals. ([censored]) Petacchi and ([censored]) Boonen take 2/3 of that,
so the other 18
(gay)guys are just there for 1-3 (gay) stages. (Queer) Horner just hasn't
won his. His
(gay) position in the ([censored]) GC is no what he was hired for.

I'm sorry jean-yves, but you seem to be speaking Common Sense. Magilla
can't speak it and certainly doesn't understand it. Perhaps you could
translate it into gibberish or one of the nonsense dialects for his
benefit.

R

Edited for Magilla's understanding.

Your revised version makes so much more sense than my original. I will
strive to improve. Thanks.

jyh.

RicodJour said:

jean-yves herve said:

Quoted message said:

MagillaGorilla wrote:

You never saw Hinault, LeMond or Armstrong doing nonsense like this.

Hinault's very last race was a cyclo cross. Also, as late as 1984 he
chose to ride in the French national championship (finished 5th).

Quoted message said:

I'm surprised Horner doesn't know that. He'll find out once again when
he finishes 2 hours down in next year's Tour de France (for the third
year in a row).

Like about 20 other guys in the TdF, Horner is fighting for one of 6-9
sprint arrivals. Petacchi and Boonen take 2/3 of that, so the other 18
guys are just there for 1-3 stages. Horner just hasn't won his. His
position in the GC is no what he was hired for.

I'm sorry jean-yves, but you seem to be speaking Common Sense. Magilla
can't speak it and certainly doesn't understand it. Perhaps you could
translate it into gibberish or one of the nonsense dialects for his
benefit.

R

RicodJour and jean-yves herve...sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G...

Magilla

jean-yves hervé said:

In article <[email hidden]>,

Kyle Legate said:

RicodJour said:

> Like about 20 other (gay) guys in the (gay) TdF, ([censored]) Horner is
> fighting for one of 6-9
> (gay) sprint arrivals. ([censored]) Petacchi and ([censored]) Boonen take 2/3
> of that, so the other 18
> (gay)guys are just there for 1-3 (gay) stages. (Queer) Horner just
> hasn't won his. His
> (gay) position in the ([censored]) GC is no what he was hired for.

I'm sorry jean-yves, but you seem to be speaking Common Sense.
Magilla can't speak it and certainly doesn't understand it.
Perhaps you could translate it into gibberish or one of the
nonsense dialects for his benefit.

R

Edited for Magilla's understanding.

Your revised version makes so much more sense than my original. I
will strive to improve. Thanks.

jyh.

You need to throw in some more variety though. I suggest using eupemisms
like "pole smoker," "butt boy," "uphill gardener," "rump ranger," and
"three-legged beaver."

--
Bill Asher

In article <[email hidden]>,

MagillaGorilla said:

RicodJour said:

jean-yves herve said:

>MagillaGorilla wrote:
>
>You never saw Hinault, LeMond or Armstrong doing nonsense like this.

Hinault's very last race was a cyclo cross. Also, as late as 1984 he
chose to ride in the French national championship (finished 5th).

>I'm surprised Horner doesn't know that. He'll find out once again when
>he finishes 2 hours down in next year's Tour de France (for the third
>year in a row).

Like about 20 other guys in the TdF, Horner is fighting for one of 6-9
sprint arrivals. Petacchi and Boonen take 2/3 of that, so the other 18
guys are just there for 1-3 stages. Horner just hasn't won his. His
position in the GC is no what he was hired for.

I'm sorry jean-yves, but you seem to be speaking Common Sense. Magilla
can't speak it and certainly doesn't understand it. Perhaps you could
translate it into gibberish or one of the nonsense dialects for his
benefit.

R

RicodJour and jean-yves herve...sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G...

Excuse me while I kiss this guy.

jyh.