dear mrs blonde 4wd driver

[Theo Bekkers]

LotteBum wrote:
> Donga Wrote:
>> Deck-waving competition?
> Yep. That and I think Theo lives on a freeway.

Hehe. In an estate where all the streets are named after breeds of cows, on
the corner of Murray Grey and Limousin. I get to Murray Grey from Hereford
and can leave via Angus.

Theo
Growing trees so that people in the city can continue to breathe.

 

[Donga]

On Mar 30, 1:52 pm, SteveA <SteveA.2o8...@no-
mx.forums.cyclingforums.com> wrote:

> Honda Jazz? Let me get it right. The Honda Odyssy is the Honda in
> which you have sex with your wife while your mum is inside the house
> minding the kids, and the Jazz is the one where you don't get any?

I seem to dimly recall getting a hammy cramp whilst in a compromising
situation in a Mini Minor. Might even have been the first time ... ah
she was a lovely girl ... sniff.

Donga

 

[SteveA]

On Mar 30, 1:52 pm, SteveA <SteveA.2o8...@no-
mx.forums.cyclingforums.com> wrote:

> Honda Jazz? Let me get it right. The Honda Odyssy is the Honda in
> which you have sex with your wife while your mum is inside the house
> minding the kids, and the Jazz is the one where you don't get any?

I seem to dimly recall getting a hammy cramp whilst in a compromising
situation in a Mini Minor. Might even have been the first time ... ah
she was a lovely girl ... sniff.

Donga

........Toyota Corolla...........Meiers Road at Long Pocket.........

I have no idea what it is like now, but it used to be such a quiet tranquil spot between the golf course and the river

And you tell the children of today about it and they just don't believe you.....

SteveA

 

[Donga]

On Mar 30, 5:48 pm, SteveA <SteveA.2o9...@no-
mx.forums.cyclingforums.com> wrote:
> Donga Wrote:> On Mar 30, 1:52 pm, SteveA <SteveA.2o8...@no-
> > mx.forums.cyclingforums.com> wrote:
>
> > > Honda Jazz? Let me get it right. The Honda Odyssy is the Honda in
> > > which you have sex with your wife while your mum is inside the house
> > > minding the kids, and the Jazz is the one where you don't get any?
>
> > I seem to dimly recall getting a hammy cramp whilst in a compromising
> > situation in a Mini Minor. Might even have been the first time ... ah
> > she was a lovely girl ... sniff.
>
> > Donga
>
> ........Toyota Corolla...........Meiers Road at Long Pocket.........
>
> I have no idea what it is like now, but it used to be such a quiet
> tranquil spot between the golf course and the river
>
> And you tell the children of today about it and they just don't believe
> you.....
>
> SteveA
>
> --
> SteveA

Would I know her? Try me.

It's still a lovely spot - I ride down there but now I will pick my
way a bit, with your information.

As for the children, they studiously avoid coming upstairs until they
hear the coffee grinder.

Donga

 

[Richard Sherratt]

On 29 Mar 2007 22:51:22 -0700, "Donga"
<[email protected]> wrote:

>On Mar 30, 1:52 pm, SteveA <SteveA.2o8...@no-
>mx.forums.cyclingforums.com> wrote:
>
>> Honda Jazz? Let me get it right. The Honda Odyssy is the Honda in
>> which you have sex with your wife while your mum is inside the house
>> minding the kids, and the Jazz is the one where you don't get any?
>
>I seem to dimly recall getting a hammy cramp whilst in a compromising
>situation in a Mini Minor. Might even have been the first time ... ah
>she was a lovely girl ... sniff.

I had a girlfriend who's father lent us his Pug 403 wagon with three
rows of seats where the middle row folded down into the floor to make
a huge passion pit

--
Regards.
Richard.

 

[Donga]

On Mar 30, 8:21 pm, Richard Sherratt
<[email protected]> wrote:
> On 29 Mar 2007 22:51:22 -0700, "Donga"
>
> <[email protected]> wrote:
> >On Mar 30, 1:52 pm, SteveA <SteveA.2o8...@no-
> >mx.forums.cyclingforums.com> wrote:
>
> >> Honda Jazz? Let me get it right. The Honda Odyssy is the Honda in
> >> which you have sex with your wife while your mum is inside the house
> >> minding the kids, and the Jazz is the one where you don't get any?
>
> >I seem to dimly recall getting a hammy cramp whilst in a compromising
> >situation in a Mini Minor. Might even have been the first time ... ah
> >she was a lovely girl ... sniff.
>
> I had a girlfriend who's father lent us his Pug 403 wagon with three
> rows of seats where the middle row folded down into the floor to make
> a huge passion pit
>
> --
> Regards.
> Richard.

Would we know her too?

God I love where these a.b threads can go! hehehe

Donga

 

[LotteBum]

God I love where these a.b threads can go! hehehe

LALALALALALALALALALALAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

 

[SteveA]

On 29 Mar 2007 22:51:22 -0700, "Donga"
<[email protected]> wrote:

>On Mar 30, 1:52 pm, SteveA <SteveA.2o8...@no-
>mx.forums.cyclingforums.com> wrote:
>
>> Honda Jazz? Let me get it right. The Honda Odyssy is the Honda in
>> which you have sex with your wife while your mum is inside the house
>> minding the kids, and the Jazz is the one where you don't get any?
>
>I seem to dimly recall getting a hammy cramp whilst in a compromising
>situation in a Mini Minor. Might even have been the first time ... ah
>she was a lovely girl ... sniff.

I had a girlfriend who's father lent us his Pug 403 wagon with three
rows of seats where the middle row folded down into the floor to make
a huge passion pit

--
Regards.
Richard.

I can't say that I ever had a girlfriend's father who gave me that much encouragement.


SteveA

 

[Donga]

On Apr 2, 2:11 pm, SteveA <SteveA.2oe...@no-
mx.forums.cyclingforums.com> wrote:

> I can't say that I ever had a girlfriend's father who gave me that much
> encouragement.

You're a brave man to keep this one going. Look out for that shottie!

Donga

 

[SteveA]

On Apr 2, 2:11 pm, SteveA <SteveA.2oe...@no-
mx.forums.cyclingforums.com> wrote:

> I can't say that I ever had a girlfriend's father who gave me that much
> encouragement.

You're a brave man to keep this one going. Look out for that shottie!

Donga

Truth as a defence? And I meant it in the nicest possible way, of course!

SteveA

 

[Terryc]

Richard Sherratt wrote:

> I had a girlfriend who's father lent us his Pug 403 wagon with three
> rows of seats where the middle row folded down into the floor to make
> a huge passion pit

Did alarm bells sound at any stage?

 

[Zebee Johnstone]

In aus.bicycle on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 10:21:46 GMT
Richard Sherratt <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> I had a girlfriend who's father lent us his Pug 403 wagon with three
> rows of seats where the middle row folded down into the floor to make
> a huge passion pit

I'm told my father's father had a Buick like that. My mother's father
refused to let her go out with him because of that car...

(Obviously didn't do any good.)

Zebee

 

[Richard Sherratt]

On Tue, 03 Apr 2007 19:27:38 +1000, Terryc
<[email protected]> wrote:

>Richard Sherratt wrote:
>
>> I had a girlfriend who's father lent us his Pug 403 wagon with three
>> rows of seats where the middle row folded down into the floor to make
>> a huge passion pit
>
>Did alarm bells sound at any stage?

Alarm bells?

--
Regards.
Richard.

 

[Terryc]

Richard Sherratt wrote:

>>Did alarm bells sound at any stage?
>
>
> Alarm bells?

That everything was going your way?
And there might have been a catch.

 

[Richard Sherratt]

On Wed, 04 Apr 2007 18:29:29 +1000, Terryc
<[email protected]> wrote:

>Richard Sherratt wrote:
>
>>>Did alarm bells sound at any stage?
>>
>>
>> Alarm bells?
>
>That everything was going your way?
>And there might have been a catch.

Heck, no. I was 19 and horny

--
Regards.
Richard.

 

[Terryc]

Richard Sherratt wrote:

>>That everything was going your way?
>>And there might have been a catch.
>
>
> Heck, no. I was 19 and horny

Know that feeling {
but, even so, around that age, when I brought a girl home one time and
one of mum's first few sentences was "I can not wait to be a
grandmother" <no other siblings in relationships> and this girl
responded warmly, I was glad to ended despite a couple of nice
attributes. Wise choice, 9 months later she is married and pushing a
pram and nope and naah. PHEW.
>

 

[Richard Sherratt]

On Thu, 05 Apr 2007 21:16:48 +1000, Terryc
<[email protected]> wrote:

>Richard Sherratt wrote:
>
>>>That everything was going your way?
>>>And there might have been a catch.
>>
>>
>> Heck, no. I was 19 and horny
>
>Know that feeling {
>but, even so, around that age, when I brought a girl home one time and
>one of mum's first few sentences was "I can not wait to be a
>grandmother" <no other siblings in relationships> and this girl
>responded warmly, I was glad to ended despite a couple of nice
>attributes. Wise choice, 9 months later she is married and pushing a
>pram and nope and naah. PHEW.

Clever mum




--
Regards.
Richard.

 

[Donga]

On Apr 6, 8:12 am, Richard Sherratt
<[email protected]> wrote:

> >Know that feeling {
> >but, even so, around that age, when I brought a girl home one time and
> >one of mum's first few sentences was "I can not wait to be a
> >grandmother" <no other siblings in relationships> and this girl
> >responded warmly, I was glad to ended despite a couple of nice
> >attributes. Wise choice, 9 months later she is married and pushing a
> >pram and nope and naah. PHEW.

I got one of those as a 19 year old in the USA. The girl's mother said
she would be excited to visit her daughter in Australia. Needless to
say, that was the beginning of the end.

Donga

 

[LotteBum]

I got one of those as a 19 year old in the USA. The girl's mother said she would be excited to visit her daughter in Australia. Needless to say, that was the beginning of the end.

It's not nice to speak of your wife like that.

Kidding.

Wow, must have been the done thing back then. My mum is the opposite - she takes pleasure in telling them how difficult, annoying, not to mention *****y I am. Paulie must have seen that as some sort of challenge/sadistic game. One I'm sure he regrets every day, including this morning when I blamed a stack I had (which has left me bruised all over and feeling quite sore and sorry for myself) entirely on him for going to fast in front of me (hey, I'm a sheep - I follow).

Lotte

P.S. Speaking of Mums, Steve, are you coming to visit your old lady soon?