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Mike Jacoubowsky said:Quoted message said:like the old SNL skit "the Change Bank"
In my opinion, one of their all-time best pieces of work. Even better than
New Super Colon Blow.
Quarry cereal?
Bass O Matic?
Big Red?
Jewess Jeans?
Spud Beer?
[Open on interior of hospital room. A patient is led into
the room by nurses]
Announcer: You've just had a heavy session of electroshock
therapy, and you're more relaxed than you've been in
weeks. [Patient climbs into bed] All those childhood
traumas magically wiped away, along with most of your
personality. Now is the time, time for Spud. [Nurse wheels
in bucket with cans of Spud Beer]
Singers: Ohhhhh, Spud!
Announcer: Filled with the full, rich flavor of potatoes.
[Patients begin smiling] Spud, the beer brewed for people
who can't taste the difference.
[Patients and nurses open cans of Spud]
Singers:
"When you say Spud, just put your mind on hold.
Do what you're told, and open a cold,
Refreshing Spud. Just watch your life go by.
No need to try. When you've got Spud. Ohhhhh Spud!"
Announcer: Spud, the beer that made Boise famous.
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Michael Press