Is it really necessary to include a tapering phase in a cycling training program, or is it just a fancy way of saying take a few days off before the big event - and if so, cant we all just agree that a good ol fashioned rest week is just as effective, and a heck of a lot less complicated, than trying to carefully calibrate our training loads and intensity to achieve some mythical optimal level of freshness and fatigue resistance?
And while were on the subject, whats the deal with all the different tapering protocols out there - do we really need to choose between a 7-10 day gradual reduction in volume and intensity, a 3-5 day step-down taper, or a 1-2 day crash taper, or can we just pick one and hope for the best? And what about all the various formulas and algorithms that are supposed to help us calculate the perfect taper - are they really worth the trouble, or are they just a bunch of hooey?
And lets not forget about the whole taper tantrum phenomenon - you know, where youre feeling all rested and recovered, but your body is still trying to tell you that youre not doing enough, and you start to freak out and wonder if youve made a huge mistake by taking it easy for a few days - is that just a normal part of the tapering process, or is it a sign that youre doing something wrong?
And finally, can we please just talk about the fact that tapering is basically just a form of self-inflicted torture - I mean, who thought it was a good idea to take a bunch of highly motivated, type-A athletes and tell them to stop doing the thing they love for a few days, just to see how they react? Its like a recipe for disaster - or at the very least, a serious case of the taper tantrums.