Belly Fat

Claire Poulton said:

FYI. When they did the autopsy on Elvis Presley, they discovered, YIKES! 50
pounds of compacted fecal matter in his intestines.

When they did the autopsy on John Wayne, they discovered DOUBLE YIKES! 70
pounds of compacted fecal matter in his intestines.

Autopsies performed on middle aged men over 50 revealed an average of 30-55
pounds of compacted fecal matter in their intestines.

Hmmm, wonder how that happened.

I suspect they were not nearly as full of [censored] as you.

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Claire Poulton wrote:
| FYI. When they did the autopsy on Elvis Presley, they discovered,
| YIKES! 50 pounds of compacted fecal matter in his intestines.
|
| When they did the autopsy on John Wayne, they discovered DOUBLE
| YIKES! 70 pounds of compacted fecal matter in his intestines.
|
| Autopsies performed on middle aged men over 50 revealed an average of
| 30-55 pounds of compacted fecal matter in their intestines.

Pass the pipe please; I'll have a hit of whatever you're smoking ...

--
Peter
270/215/180
Before/Current Pix:
http://users.thelink.net/marengo/weightlosspix/weightlosspix.html

I would be careful doing autopsy of your cranium...

i

In article said:

FYI. When they did the autopsy on Elvis Presley, they discovered, YIKES! 50
pounds of compacted fecal matter in his intestines.

When they did the autopsy on John Wayne, they discovered DOUBLE YIKES! 70
pounds of compacted fecal matter in his intestines.

Autopsies performed on middle aged men over 50 revealed an average of 30-55
pounds of compacted fecal matter in their intestines.

Hmmm, wonder how that happened.

"Reg" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

I suspect they were not nearly as full of [censored] as you.

Latent fecal matter is important. It's the only thing that allows us to
blow wind with significant import when we want to demonstrate our opinions.

Let me put on my rubber boots because the SH!T is getting deep in
here!

Quoted message said:

FYI. When they did the autopsy on Elvis Presley, they discovered, YIKES! 50
pounds of compacted fecal matter in his intestines.

When they did the autopsy on John Wayne, they discovered DOUBLE YIKES! 70
pounds of compacted fecal matter in his intestines.

Autopsies performed on middle aged men over 50 revealed an average of 30-55
pounds of compacted fecal matter in their intestines.

Hmmm, wonder how that happened.

Claire Poulton said:

FYI. When they did the autopsy on Elvis Presley, they discovered, YIKES! 50
pounds of compacted fecal matter in his intestines.

When they did the autopsy on John Wayne, they discovered DOUBLE YIKES! 70
pounds of compacted fecal matter in his intestines.

Autopsies performed on middle aged men over 50 revealed an average of 30-55
pounds of compacted fecal matter in their intestines.

Hmmm, wonder how that happened.

It's these false statements made by "cleanse" merchants that are full
of [censored], not the people indicated by them.

--
jamie ([email hidden])

"There's a seeker born every minute."

"Claire Poulton" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:<[email hidden]>...

Quoted message said:

FYI. When they did the autopsy on Elvis Presley, they discovered, YIKES! 50
pounds of compacted fecal matter in his intestines.

When they did the autopsy on John Wayne, they discovered DOUBLE YIKES! 70
pounds of compacted fecal matter in his intestines.

Autopsies performed on middle aged men over 50 revealed an average of 30-55
pounds of compacted fecal matter in their intestines.

Hmmm, wonder how that happened.

no [censored]?

billydee said:

"Claire Poulton" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:<[email hidden]>...

Quoted message said:

FYI. When they did the autopsy on Elvis Presley, they discovered, YIKES! 50
pounds of compacted fecal matter in his intestines.

When they did the autopsy on John Wayne, they discovered DOUBLE YIKES! 70
pounds of compacted fecal matter in his intestines.

Autopsies performed on middle aged men over 50 revealed an average of 30-55
pounds of compacted fecal matter in their intestines.

Hmmm, wonder how that happened.

Quoted message said:

no [censored]?

LOL! Last I read this particular claim, JW weighed in with a 60-pound load
and Presley with 40 lbs.

Seriously though, for those of you under 50 who haven't yet enjoyed the
load o' fun that is a colonoscopy, just you wait. Weigh yourself the
morning before you check in, after you've done the prep (which is 90% of
the load o' fun, the actual procedure isn't all that bad) and tell me how
many pounds you're down. It was sure the quickest 8 lbs I ever lost, and
I'm what you'd call a regular guy ;-)

Dan
325/215/180
Atkins since 1/1/02 (yeah, it was a New Year's Resolution)
Besetting sins: good beer, German bread, and Krispy Kremes