BBC Breakfast TV - Helmets

Breakfast TV in our house is of the CBeebies variety. Helmet
propoganda still going strong on Tikabilla

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audrey said:

Breakfast TV in our house is of the CBeebies variety.
Helmet propoganda still going strong on Tikabilla

I've been looking for a semicircle of paper to wear.
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Cheers,

Al

Al C-F said:

audrey said:

Breakfast TV in our house is of the CBeebies variety.
Helmet propoganda still going strong on Tikabilla

I've been looking for a semicircle of paper to wear.

I'm still looking for my invisible helmet, I know I left it
round here somewhere ...
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In article <[email hidden]>,

Tony Raven said:

That's about right for killed or seriously injured

If this is anything like the statistics I recall being
bandied around during the rows about motorcycle licensing in
the early 80s, the definition of ``seriously injured'' is
incredibly weak, and doesn't mean what you would naively
think it means.

ian

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Just zis Guy said:

Although even if the MRTP did pledge to introduce PR I
might still be challenged to support them with Michael
"Creature of the Night" Howard at the helm.

Widdecombe should have watched her language. I doubt she is
openly anti-semitic herself, but her comment reeked of it
and pandered to that constituency in the Tory party. And it
clearly resonates with the anti-semitic lunatic fringe:

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ian

Ian G Batten said:

Widdecombe should have watched her language. I doubt she
is openly anti-semitic herself, but her comment reeked
of it and pandered to that constituency in the Tory
party. And it clearly resonates with the anti-semitic
lunatic fringe:

Eh? I read it as an attack on vampires. Howard is almost
certainly a vampire. I'm sure of it ;-)

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audrey said:

I'm still looking for my invisible helmet, I know I left
it round here somewhere ...

Did you look under the fridge? Remember: /fridge suck/ is
the most poweful force in the Universe.

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On Wed, 16 Jun 2004 16:25:12 +0100, "Dave Larrington" <[email hidden]>

Quoted message said:

audrey said:

I'm still looking for my invisible helmet, I know I left
it round here somewhere ...

Did you look under the fridge? Remember: /fridge suck/ is
the most poweful force in the Universe.

The Tikabilla Invisi-Helmet (tm) is immune from Fridge Suck

A
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mae <[email hidden]> wedi ysgrifennu:

Quoted message said:

Howard is almost certainly a vampire. I'm sure of it ;-)

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For those unaware of the evidence for this:

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"It appears that there is ‘something of the Transylvanian’
about Michael Howard, as the town of Ruscova has invited the
Conservative leader to reclaim his family’s estates in the
region. Vasile Pop, the Mayor of Ruscova in northern
Romania, has written to Mr Howard, offering his help in
recovering the extensive lands that his family owned prior
to the Nazi invasion. The Mayor believes that, under
Romania’s post-Communist restitution laws, the Conservative
leader will be allowed to reclaim his family’s holdings."

--
Rob

Please keep conversations in the newsgroup so that all may
contribute and benefit.

audrey said:

The Tikabilla Invisi-Helmet (tm) is immune from
Fridge Suck

Nothing can resist the irresistable force of fridge suck
other than things you don't mind losing.

Tony

Tony Raven said:

Nothing can resist the irresistable force of fridge suck
other than things you don't mind losing.

We do seem to have an invisibility field on top of the
fridge, rendering anything you put there unfindable until
you are at least 15 minutes late leaving the house

A

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audrey said:

On Wed, 16 Jun 2004 17:15:32 +0100, "Tony Raven" <junk@raven-

family.com said:

Nothing can resist the irresistable force of fridge suck
other than things you don't mind losing.

We do seem to have an invisibility field on top of the
fridge, rendering anything you put there unfindable until
you are at least 15 minutes late leaving the house

You seem to have a rare variant of the invisibility field
there - worthy of further investigation. The standard fridge
invisibility field means you can only see the objects you
are not looking for. Its also quite subtle in that it knows
when you are trying to fool it by pretending to look for
something else in the hope that the thing you are really
looking for becomes visible.

Tony

In "]news:[email hidden],
Robert Bruce <[email hidden]> typed:

Quoted message said:

mae <[email hidden]> wedi ysgrifennu:

Quoted message said:

Howard is almost certainly a vampire. I'm sure of it ;-)

For those unaware of the evidence for this:

<snip link to Transylvania>

So it's OK to be anti-Romanian, then? Good to hear it.

A

Ian G Batten said:

In article <[email hidden]>,
Just zis Guy, you know? <guy.chapman+usenet-

Quoted message said:

Although even if the MRTP did pledge to introduce PR I
might still be challenged to support them with Michael
"Creature of the Night" Howard at the helm.

Widdecombe should have watched her language. I doubt she
is openly anti-semitic herself

But you think she might be in private?

Quoted message said:

, but her comment reeked of it

It did? I thought she was pointing out his vampiric
qualities.

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audrey <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:<[email hidden]>...

Quoted message said:

Breakfast TV in our house is of the CBeebies variety.
Helmet propoganda still going strong on Tikabilla

I noticed Sarah-Louise-Can't-Sing-In-Tune riding around on
Jason-Fatboy's back the other day wearing what appeared to
be a bicycle helmet. What was that about? I prefer Beverley
and Paul myself

best wishes james

audrey <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:<[email hidden]>...

Quoted message said:

Breakfast TV in our house is of the CBeebies variety.
Helmet propoganda still going strong on Tikabilla

I noticed Sarah-Louise-Can't-Sing-In-Tune riding around on
Jason-Fatboy's back the other day wearing what appeared to
be a bicycle helmet. What was that about? I prefer Beverley
and Paul myself

best wishes james

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Keith Willoughby said:

It did? I thought she was pointing out his vampiric
qualities.

Enough people see a linkage between that and the blood libel
to make it questionable.

ian

On Wed, 16 Jun 2004 20:02:40 +0100, "Ambrose Nankivell"
<[email hidden]> wrote in message
<[email hidden]>:

Quoted message said:

So it's OK to be anti-Romanian, then? Good to hear it.

I have no problem with those Romanians who are able to go
out in daylight and see their reflections in mirrors ;-)

Guy
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On Wed, 16 Jun 2004 20:49:10 +0000 (UTC), Ian G Batten
<[email hidden]> wrote in message <caqbo6$3mp$1@news-
out.ftel.co.uk>:

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

It did? I thought she was pointing out his vampiric
qualities.

Quoted message said:

Enough people see a linkage between that and the blood
libel to make it questionable.

I don't think enough people have even heard of the blood
libel these days for that to be an issue.

And did he threaten to overrule him?

Guy
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In article <[email hidden]>,

Just zis Guy said:

Quoted message said:

Enough people see a linkage between that and the blood
libel to make it questionable.

I don't think enough people have even heard of the blood
libel these days for that to be an issue.

Oh, I rather think you'll find the nutters have.

Quoted message said:

And did he threaten to overrule him?

Who cares? He's a politician. He's a liar. He lies no more
and perhaps even less than most other politicians. That the
worst people can think of is a Paxman egotrip (go on: bet
you can't remember who was being overruled, and about which
issue), rather than, say, lying to the house in order to
force through a vote on a war on fake evidence, shows that
he's not recently been lying as much as others.

ian