Another Dog Question

In article <[email hidden]>,

David said:

It's about my dog Tootsie. She is a lovable lab and sometimes when it is
really cold outside (it gets down to around 52 deg F around here or even
colder) I am afraid it might catch a sniffle. (So I always make sure she
gets some hot soup on those brrrrrr cold days.) Sometimes when we go for a
walk and Tootsie has this quizzical look on her face and I just wonder if
she thinks I am being cruel by not getting her one of those horrid little
doggie coats (know what I mean?) I'm just wondering if you any of you have
the same experience and just how you have dealt with it.

How thick is her fur?
--
Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-[censored]." -Jack Nicholson

David said:

It's about my dog Tootsie. She is a lovable lab and sometimes when it is
really cold outside (it gets down to around 52 deg F around here or even
colder) I am afraid it might catch a sniffle. (So I always make sure she
gets some hot soup on those brrrrrr cold days.) Sometimes when we go for a
walk and Tootsie has this quizzical look on her face and I just wonder if
she thinks I am being cruel by not getting her one of those horrid little
doggie coats (know what I mean?) I'm just wondering if you any of you have
the same experience and just how you have dealt with it.

Oh, I know exactly what you mean. I had the same experience. How I
dealt with it? Dogs, when frozen, make wonderful skeets.

(ba dump bump!)

Note: No animals were harmed in the making of this post.

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"Curt James" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

David said:

It's about my dog Tootsie. She is a lovable lab and sometimes when it is
really cold outside (it gets down to around 52 deg F around here or even
colder) I am afraid it might catch a sniffle. (So I always make sure she
gets some hot soup on those brrrrrr cold days.) Sometimes when we go for
a
walk and Tootsie has this quizzical look on her face and I just wonder if
she thinks I am being cruel by not getting her one of those horrid little
doggie coats (know what I mean?) I'm just wondering if you any of you
have
the same experience and just how you have dealt with it.

Oh, I know exactly what you mean. I had the same experience. How I
dealt with it? Dogs, when frozen, make wonderful skeets.

(ba dump bump!)

Note: No animals were harmed in the making of this post.

Ba dumb bump!!

On Sat, 10 Dec 2005 06:49:45 +1000, "David" <[email hidden]>

Quoted message said:

It's about my dog Tootsie. She is a lovable lab and sometimes when it is
really cold outside (it gets down to around 52 deg F around here or even
colder) I am afraid it might catch a sniffle. (So I always make sure she
gets some hot soup on those brrrrrr cold days.) Sometimes when we go for a
walk and Tootsie has this quizzical look on her face and I just wonder if
she thinks I am being cruel by not getting her one of those horrid little
doggie coats (know what I mean?) I'm just wondering if you any of you have
the same experience and just how you have dealt with it.

I just kick my dogs' arses and get them to keep moving.

If you take them in public places you do need to be mindful and aware
that when they [censored], it is advisable to catch the turd in a your
plastic bag as it is on the way out. This way it makes a useful
hand-warmer in your coat pocket, and is easier to handle than if you
let it freeze solid.

HTH

OmManiPadmeOmelet said:

How thick is her fur?

Om, he's TROLLING. Badly, I'll grant you, but he's making fun of my
post in an ersatz parody. Please don't feed the trolls!

Dally

In article <[email hidden]>,

JRH said:

On Sat, 10 Dec 2005 06:49:45 +1000, "David" <[email hidden]>

Quoted message said:

It's about my dog Tootsie. She is a lovable lab and sometimes when it is
really cold outside (it gets down to around 52 deg F around here or even
colder) I am afraid it might catch a sniffle. (So I always make sure she
gets some hot soup on those brrrrrr cold days.) Sometimes when we go for a
walk and Tootsie has this quizzical look on her face and I just wonder if
she thinks I am being cruel by not getting her one of those horrid little
doggie coats (know what I mean?) I'm just wondering if you any of you have
the same experience and just how you have dealt with it.

I just kick my dogs' arses and get them to keep moving.

If you take them in public places you do need to be mindful and aware
that when they [censored], it is advisable to catch the turd in a your
plastic bag as it is on the way out. This way it makes a useful
hand-warmer in your coat pocket, and is easier to handle than if you
let it freeze solid.

HTH

<snork> You are eevil... ;-D
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Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-[censored]." -Jack Nicholson

"OmManiPadmeOmelet" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

In article <[email hidden]>,

David said:

It's about my dog Tootsie. She is a lovable lab and sometimes when it is
really cold outside (it gets down to around 52 deg F around here or even
colder) I am afraid it might catch a sniffle. (So I always make sure she
gets some hot soup on those brrrrrr cold days.) Sometimes when we go for
a
walk and Tootsie has this quizzical look on her face and I just wonder if
she thinks I am being cruel by not getting her one of those horrid little
doggie coats (know what I mean?) I'm just wondering if you any of you
have
the same experience and just how you have dealt with it.

How thick is her fur?

Not thick. They don't get real thick around here. But, it's OK, Om - I am
hoping that Dally might give me the benefit of her experience.

"David" <[email hidden]> wrote:

I scribbled:

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Dogs, when frozen, make wonderful skeets.

(ba dump bump!)

Note: No animals were harmed in the making of this post.

Ba dumb bump!!

^^^^^^^^^

heh

That too. <g>

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Curt
http://curtjames.com/

"Curt James" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

"David" <[email hidden]> wrote:

I scribbled:

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Dogs, when frozen, make wonderful skeets.

(ba dump bump!)

Note: No animals were harmed in the making of this post.

Ba dumb bump!!

^^^^^^^^^

heh

That too. <g>

Curt - it was a typo! I didn't mean it

Dally said:

OmManiPadmeOmelet said:

How thick is her fur?

Om, he's TROLLING. Badly, I'll grant you, but he's making fun of my
post in an ersatz parody. Please don't feed the trolls!

He got a response from you dopey fat trollop, and you are also
"trolling", which proves my point that we all "troll" when it suits
our purpose.

Now John Williams is a stalker, and it's important that Dolly doesn't
go down that path again, or she may get some more retaliation.

"JRH" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

On Sat, 10 Dec 2005 06:49:45 +1000, "David" <[email hidden]>

Quoted message said:

It's about my dog Tootsie. She is a lovable lab and sometimes when it is
really cold outside (it gets down to around 52 deg F around here or even
colder) I am afraid it might catch a sniffle. (So I always make sure she
gets some hot soup on those brrrrrr cold days.) Sometimes when we go for
a
walk and Tootsie has this quizzical look on her face and I just wonder if
she thinks I am being cruel by not getting her one of those horrid little
doggie coats (know what I mean?) I'm just wondering if you any of you
have
the same experience and just how you have dealt with it.

I just kick my dogs' arses and get them to keep moving.

If you take them in public places you do need to be mindful and aware
that when they [censored], it is advisable to catch the turd in a your
plastic bag as it is on the way out. This way it makes a useful
hand-warmer in your coat pocket, and is easier to handle than if you
let it freeze solid.

I don't need to take [censored] from my dog, Charles. I get way too much around
here.

Dally said:

OmManiPadmeOmelet said:

How thick is her fur?

Om, he's

So, you're saying that Om's reply wasn't a humorous piece as well? Get
a grip.

Quoted message said:

TROLLING.

Is that your expert opinion?

Quoted message said:

Badly, I'll grant you, but he's making fun of my post
in an ersatz parody. Please don't feed the trolls!

Ersatz. Oooooooooh! Please don't feed your vocabulary. It seems to be
rather full already.

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On Sat, 10 Dec 2005 08:11:30 +1000, "David" <[email hidden]>

Quoted message said:

"JRH" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

On Sat, 10 Dec 2005 06:49:45 +1000, "David" <[email hidden]>

Quoted message said:

It's about my dog Tootsie. She is a lovable lab and sometimes when it is
really cold outside (it gets down to around 52 deg F around here or even
colder) I am afraid it might catch a sniffle. (So I always make sure she
gets some hot soup on those brrrrrr cold days.) Sometimes when we go for
a
walk and Tootsie has this quizzical look on her face and I just wonder if
she thinks I am being cruel by not getting her one of those horrid little
doggie coats (know what I mean?) I'm just wondering if you any of you
have
the same experience and just how you have dealt with it.

I just kick my dogs' arses and get them to keep moving.

If you take them in public places you do need to be mindful and aware
that when they [censored], it is advisable to catch the turd in a your
plastic bag as it is on the way out. This way it makes a useful
hand-warmer in your coat pocket, and is easier to handle than if you
let it freeze solid.

I don't need to take [censored] from my dog, Charles. I get way too much around
here.

You give as good as you get David - and better.

At least you have a great sense of humour, while the three stooges
Curly (Williams), Larry (Michaels) and Mo (Brinks), can't muster a
smile between them, the miserable, spiteful [censored]. ;o)

HAGW!

TFIF!

Curt James said:

Dally said:

OmManiPadmeOmelet said:

How thick is her fur?

Om, he's

So, you're saying that Om's reply wasn't a humorous piece as well? Get
a grip.

You think that question was humorous? I assumed he was answering Oz's
question, which I knew not to be an actual question. (BTW, Oz, being an
Aussie, is heading into mid-summer just about now.)

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

TROLLING.

Is that your expert opinion?

Yes. Do you disagree?

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Badly, I'll grant you, but he's making fun of my post
in an ersatz parody. Please don't feed the trolls!

Ersatz. Oooooooooh! Please don't feed your vocabulary. It seems to be
rather full already.

What are you talking about? Are you trying to say you don't know
"ersatz"? It's just a word, and the right one for the situation. Here,
I googled it for you:

Quoted message said:

ersatz \AIR-sahts; UR-sats\, adjective:
Being a substitute or imitation, usually an inferior one.

Now, would you like to discuss what "Do not feed the trolls" means?

Dally

David said:

"Curt James" <[email hidden]> wrote

Quoted message said:

"David" <[email hidden]> wrote:

I scribbled:

Quoted message said:

> Dogs, when frozen, make wonderful skeets.
>
> (ba dump bump!)
>
> Note: No animals were harmed in the making of this post.
>
Ba dumb bump!!

^^^^^^^^^

heh

That too. <g>

Curt - it was a typo! I didn't mean it

Damn it, man! Are you saying I'm NOT dumb?!!! I craft these posts VERY
carefully in order to mimic the stupidity of some the MFW patrons. If
you say you didn't mean it then I'm obviously not doing my job. (sigh)

Back to the drawing board...

I know, I'll add something about guns to the next post.

:-)

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JRH said:

the miserable, spiteful [censored]. ;o)

Miserable, spiteful [censored] is good, but my favorite is brittle
[censored]. I've used that one over and over. Thanks for that!

Quoted message said:

HAGW!

Mine started early.

Quoted message said:

TFIF!

Yes, Friday! And today was a snow day for me. I'm certain the teachers
were as happy as many of the students. :-)

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Dally wrote:

re "How thick is her fur?"

Quoted message said:

You think that question was humorous?

Yes.

Quoted message said:

(BTW, Oz, being an Aussie,

No [censored].

Quoted message said:

is heading into mid-summer just about now.)

Nooooo [censored]!

Hence the huuuuumor. Didn't I tell you to get a grip?

Quoted message said:

Do you disagree?

Generally.

Sadly, people are typically idiots who fail to think things through
and speak in error. It's normally best to disagree with whatever's
being said. Not a blanket statement at all, but, unfortunately, true
to a very large degree.

Quoted message said:

Are you trying to say you don't know "ersatz"?

Why would you think it necessary to put that word in quotes?

Quoted message said:

It's just a word, and the right one for the situation.

I strongly suspect that it's not just a word at all, but an attempt on
your part to sound superior to mask your feelings of inferiority at
being badgered in this newsgroup.

Quoted message said:

Here, I googled it for you:

Please. Go back and reread the part about idiots who fail to think
things through and speak in error.

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On Sat, 10 Dec 2005 06:49:45 +1000, "David" <[email hidden]>

Quoted message said:

She is a lovable lab

Labs are the stupidest dogs alive.

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JRH said:

If you take them in public places you do need to be mindful and aware
that when they [censored], it is advisable to catch the turd in a your
plastic bag as it is on the way out.

That's good n fine Chuck, but there's no excuse for you playing in it,
rolling in it, then eating it.

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