Another Dog Question

"Curt James" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Dally wrote:

re "How thick is her fur?"

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You think that question was humorous?

Yes.

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(BTW, Oz, being an Aussie,

No [censored].

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is heading into mid-summer just about now.)

Nooooo [censored]!

Hence the huuuuumor. Didn't I tell you to get a grip?

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Do you disagree?

Generally.

Sadly, people are typically idiots who fail to think things through
and speak in error. It's normally best to disagree with whatever's
being said. Not a blanket statement at all, but, unfortunately, true
to a very large degree.

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Are you trying to say you don't know "ersatz"?

Why would you think it necessary to put that word in quotes?

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It's just a word, and the right one for the situation.

I strongly suspect that it's not just a word at all, but an attempt on
your part to sound superior to mask your feelings of inferiority at
being badgered in this newsgroup.

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Here, I googled it for you:

Please. Go back and reread the part about idiots who fail to think
things through and speak in error.

--

I am in total ersatz of your response to Dally!

Curt James said:

Dally wrote:

re "How thick is her fur?"

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You think that question was humorous?

Yes.

Well, reasonable people can differ on what constitutes humor.

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(BTW, Oz, being an Aussie,

No [censored].

So you'd agree, then, that's it's a parody. We just differ on whether
it's a bad, fake, stupid parody or a funny, insightful parody. Fine.

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Are you trying to say you don't know "ersatz"?

Why would you think it necessary to put that word in quotes?

Because I was referring to a specific word as a noun, rather than using
it properly in a sentence as an adjective. Does this question mean you
not only don't know normal English words, but aren't familiar with
punctuation, either? No wonder you and Queenie kick it up every now and
then. She's a Grammar Weenie, you're... not.

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It's just a word, and the right one for the situation.

I strongly suspect that it's not just a word at all, but an attempt on
your part to sound superior to mask your feelings of inferiority at
being badgered in this newsgroup.

LOL, NOW you're being funny. Right? 'Cuz I'm not entirely sure. You
might really think I'm lording it over you with my fancy words. In
which case, it shows a whole lot more about YOUR sense of inferiority
than MY sense of inferiority. (Because, shhhhh, the secret is, I really
DO speak like this. I used "bathetic" in a sentence out loud at a party
this afternoon.)

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Please. Go back and reread the part about idiots who fail to think
things through and speak in error.

Why?

By the way, I'm sorry this seems so adversarial. You were on my case
about something the other day and I really don't have any particular
problem with you other than your affinity for feeding trolls. I meant
to try to be nicer to you... the opportunity just hasn't arisen.

Dally

In article <[email hidden]>, Dally <[email hidden]>

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OmManiPadmeOmelet said:

How thick is her fur?

Om, he's TROLLING. Badly, I'll grant you, but he's making fun of my
post in an ersatz parody. Please don't feed the trolls!

Dally

yes dear... ;-)
--
Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-[censored]." -Jack Nicholson

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Curt James said:

Dally wrote:

re "How thick is her fur?"

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You think that question was humorous?

Yes.

Well, reasonable people can differ on what constitutes humor.

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(BTW, Oz, being an Aussie,

No [censored].

So you'd agree, then, that's it's a parody. We just differ on whether
it's a bad, fake, stupid parody or a funny, insightful parody. Fine.

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Are you trying to say you don't know "ersatz"?

Why would you think it necessary to put that word in quotes?

Because I was referring to a specific word as a noun, rather than using it
properly in a sentence as an adjective. Does this question mean you not
only don't know normal English words, but aren't familiar with
punctuation, either? No wonder you and Queenie kick it up every now and
then. She's a Grammar Weenie, you're... not.

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It's just a word, and the right one for the situation.

I strongly suspect that it's not just a word at all, but an attempt on
your part to sound superior to mask your feelings of inferiority at
being badgered in this newsgroup.

LOL, NOW you're being funny. Right? 'Cuz I'm not entirely sure. You
might really think I'm lording it over you with my fancy words. In which
case, it shows a whole lot more about YOUR sense of inferiority than MY
sense of inferiority. (Because, shhhhh, the secret is, I really DO speak
like this. I used "bathetic" in a sentence out loud at a party this
afternoon.)

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Please. Go back and reread the part about idiots who fail to think
things through and speak in error.

Why?

By the way, I'm sorry this seems so adversarial. You were on my case
about something the other day and I really don't have any particular
problem with you other than your affinity for feeding trolls. I meant to
try to be nicer to you... the opportunity just hasn't arisen.

I just hope that Curt can make it through these dark days until you are nice
to him again.

"OmManiPadmeOmelet" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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In article <[email hidden]>, Dally <[email hidden]>

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OmManiPadmeOmelet said:

How thick is her fur?

Om, he's TROLLING. Badly, I'll grant you, but he's making fun of my
post in an ersatz parody. Please don't feed the trolls!

Dally

yes dear... ;-)

That's good Om. If you don't humour her she gets apoplectic (in a bathetic
kind of way.)

Dally said:

reasonable people can differ on what constitutes humor.

Agreed.

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I was referring to a specific word as a noun, rather than using
it properly in a sentence as an adjective.

Not necessary as the context made it clear. What year was your grammar
primer written?

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No wonder you and <snip> kick it up every now and
then. She's a Grammar Weenie, you're... not.

We /kick it up/ because she's a brittle [censored].

re ersatz

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I really DO speak like this. I used "bathetic" in
a sentence out loud at a party this afternoon.

Hmm. (Googles)

Why would you use bathetic when schmaltzy or hokey work just as well?!
I won't tell you why and you won't figure it out. That's life.

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Please. Go back and reread the part about idiots who
fail to think things through and speak in error.

Why?

Because, you're spending too much time on the word troll. Troll is a
perspective thing. The Broken Record is 99 percent troll. Everyone
else here seems to be just a regular joe, sometimes with good info and
other times with an axe to grind or a past hurt to be nursed. But,
troll, troll, troll is heard far too often in this ng, imo.

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By the way, I'm sorry this seems so adversarial.

[censored].

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You were on my case about something the other day

I was on your case because you were on MY case. I don't get your troll
fixation. Probably - although you'll offer a fake laugh or whatever -
because you've been called that and Dully and whatever else various
patrons of this ng have thrown at you.

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and I really don't have any particular problem with
you other than your affinity for feeding trolls.

Feeding trolls? It's called post and reply. Again, get a grip.

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I meant to try to be nicer to you... the opportunity
just hasn't arisen.

Hey, don't put yourself out.

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Dally said:

Curt James said:

Dally said:

It's just a word, and the right one for the situation.

I strongly suspect that it's not just a word at all, but an attempt on
your part to sound superior to mask your feelings of inferiority at
being badgered in this newsgroup.

LOL, NOW you're being funny. Right? 'Cuz I'm not entirely sure. You
might really think I'm lording it over you with my fancy words. In
which case, it shows a whole lot more about YOUR sense of inferiority
than MY sense of inferiority.

That seems to be a big theme for Curt.

"David" <[email hidden]> wrote:

re Dally and my state of mind

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I just hope that Curt can make it through these dark days
until you are nice to him again.

YEAH! That was another *barking* laugh in the dog thread. Thank you,
David. A keeper, most definitely.

H-h-how will I ever survive if she's not nice to me again?

I, I, well, I realize I'm being BATHETIC, b-b-but...

Wait, maybe it's just ersatz bathetic. Never mind.

--
Curt
http://curtjames.com/

JMW said:

Dally <[email hidden]> wrote:

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In which case, it shows a whole lot more about
YOUR sense of inferiority than MY sense of inferiority.

That seems to be a big theme for Curt.

Trolls and now theme. Sheesh.

You're both imbeciles. It's called Post and Reply. There are no trolls
and there is no theme. Get it straight.

And, hey, I realize I haven't been on the best of terms with the both
of you, but could you see it in your hearts to send me a wedding
invitation? Because it looks like it's headed in that direction.

--

David said:

If you don't humour her she gets apoplectic (in a
bathetic kind of way.)

Apoplectic I knew, but bathetic was a new one on me.

Yeah, but I really think it's... ERSATZ BATHETIC, OKAY???

<g>

Note: This is not part of a troll theme. It's simply text. If you're
reading it then you have no one to blame but yourself.

--
Curt
http://curtjames.com/

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"David" <[email hidden]> wrote:

re Dally and my state of mind

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I just hope that Curt can make it through these dark days
until you are nice to him again.

YEAH! That was another *barking* laugh in the dog thread. Thank you,
David. A keeper, most definitely.

H-h-how will I ever survive if she's not nice to me again?

I, I, well, I realize I'm being BATHETIC, b-b-but...

Wait, maybe it's just ersatz bathetic. Never mind.

Ha ha! Thanks for the laughs, Curt

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David said:

If you don't humour her she gets apoplectic (in a
bathetic kind of way.)

Apoplectic I knew, but bathetic was a new one on me.

Yeah, but I really think it's... ERSATZ BATHETIC, OKAY???

<g>

Note: This is not part of a troll theme. It's simply text. If you're
reading it then you have no one to blame but yourself.

You know, I've lost quite a bit of weight lately, it is starting to worry
me. In factI haven't eaten for days. I (for one) take Dally's warning
seriously.

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JMW said:

Dally <[email hidden]> wrote:

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In which case, it shows a whole lot more about
YOUR sense of inferiority than MY sense of inferiority.

That seems to be a big theme for Curt.

Trolls and now theme. Sheesh.

You're both imbeciles. It's called Post and Reply. There are no trolls
and there is no theme. Get it straight.

And, hey, I realize I haven't been on the best of terms with the both
of you, but could you see it in your hearts to send me a wedding
invitation? Because it looks like it's headed in that direction.

--

I promised Dally that I woud not feed the trolls, so excuse my lapse here. I
really don't think there will be a wedding as first they would have to meet
and then find something in common other than their dislike of you. Also I
believe that Dally is already married and she and Mr Cuckold seem to be very
happy.

On Sat, 10 Dec 2005 13:40:14 +1000, "David" <[email hidden]>

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"OmManiPadmeOmelet" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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In article <[email hidden]>, Dally <[email hidden]>

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OmManiPadmeOmelet wrote:

> How thick is her fur?

Om, he's TROLLING. Badly, I'll grant you, but he's making fun of my
post in an ersatz parody. Please don't feed the trolls!

Dally

yes dear... ;-)

That's good Om. If you don't humour her she gets apoplectic (in a bathetic
kind of way.)

But she is such a lovely sweet and knowledgeable person who wears her
heart on her sleeve and smiles sweetly in the face of adversity, which
say without a trace of bathos.

Curt James said:

JMW said:

Dally <[email hidden]> wrote:

Quoted message said:

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In which case, it shows a whole lot more about
YOUR sense of inferiority than MY sense of inferiority.

That seems to be a big theme for Curt.

Trolls and now theme. Sheesh.

You're both imbeciles. It's called Post and Reply. There are no trolls
and there is no theme. Get it straight.

And, hey, I realize I haven't been on the best of terms with the both
of you, but could you see it in your hearts to send me a wedding
invitation? Because it looks like it's headed in that direction.

Well he really doesn't have that many friends, and he is an advocate
of the old adage: the enemy of my enemy is my friend.

When under siege even Dully will do.

Curt James said:

JMW said:

Dally <[email hidden]> wrote:

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

In which case, it shows a whole lot more about
YOUR sense of inferiority than MY sense of inferiority.

That seems to be a big theme for Curt.

Trolls and now theme. Sheesh.

You're both imbeciles. It's called Post and Reply. There are no trolls
and there is no theme. Get it straight.

And, hey, I realize I haven't been on the best of terms with the both
of you, but could you see it in your hearts to send me a wedding
invitation? Because it looks like it's headed in that direction.

Well he really doesn't have that many friends, and he is an advocate
of the old adage: the enemy of my enemy is my friend.

When under siege even Dully will do.

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On Sat, 10 Dec 2005 13:40:14 +1000, "David" <[email hidden]>

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"OmManiPadmeOmelet" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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In article <[email hidden]>, Dally <[email hidden]>
wrote:

> OmManiPadmeOmelet wrote:
>
> > How thick is her fur?
>
> Om, he's TROLLING. Badly, I'll grant you, but he's making fun of my
> post in an ersatz parody. Please don't feed the trolls!
>
> Dally

yes dear... ;-)

That's good Om. If you don't humour her she gets apoplectic (in a bathetic
kind of way.)

But she is such a lovely sweet and knowledgeable person who wears her
heart on her sleeve and smiles sweetly in the face of adversity, which
say without a trace of bathos.

Undoubtedly. And of course being the accomplished athlete that she is gives
her that much more credibility.

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On Sat, 10 Dec 2005 13:40:14 +1000, "David" <[email hidden]>

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"OmManiPadmeOmelet" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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In article <[email hidden]>, Dally <[email hidden]>
wrote:

> OmManiPadmeOmelet wrote:
>
> > How thick is her fur?
>
> Om, he's TROLLING. Badly, I'll grant you, but he's making fun of my
> post in an ersatz parody. Please don't feed the trolls!
>
> Dally

yes dear... ;-)

That's good Om. If you don't humour her she gets apoplectic (in a bathetic
kind of way.)

But she is such a lovely sweet and knowledgeable person who wears her
heart on her sleeve and smiles sweetly in the face of adversity, which
say without a trace of bathos.

Undoubtedly. And of course being the accomplished athlete that she is gives
her that much more credibility.

On Sat, 10 Dec 2005 08:43:19 GMT, "David" <[email hidden]>

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On Sat, 10 Dec 2005 13:40:14 +1000, "David" <[email hidden]>

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"OmManiPadmeOmelet" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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> In article <[email hidden]>, Dally <[email hidden]>
> wrote:
>
>> OmManiPadmeOmelet wrote:
>>
>> > How thick is her fur?
>>
>> Om, he's TROLLING. Badly, I'll grant you, but he's making fun of my
>> post in an ersatz parody. Please don't feed the trolls!
>>
>> Dally
>
> yes dear... ;-)

That's good Om. If you don't humour her she gets apoplectic (in a bathetic
kind of way.)

But she is such a lovely sweet and knowledgeable person who wears her
heart on her sleeve and smiles sweetly in the face of adversity, which
say without a trace of bathos.

Undoubtedly. And of course being the accomplished athlete that she is gives
her that much more credibility.

Don't forget she is also a participant in disabled for the aged
triathlons, although it's gone very quiet on that front lately. ;o)

On Sat, 10 Dec 2005 08:43:19 GMT, "David" <[email hidden]>

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On Sat, 10 Dec 2005 13:40:14 +1000, "David" <[email hidden]>

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"OmManiPadmeOmelet" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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> In article <[email hidden]>, Dally <[email hidden]>
> wrote:
>
>> OmManiPadmeOmelet wrote:
>>
>> > How thick is her fur?
>>
>> Om, he's TROLLING. Badly, I'll grant you, but he's making fun of my
>> post in an ersatz parody. Please don't feed the trolls!
>>
>> Dally
>
> yes dear... ;-)

That's good Om. If you don't humour her she gets apoplectic (in a bathetic
kind of way.)

But she is such a lovely sweet and knowledgeable person who wears her
heart on her sleeve and smiles sweetly in the face of adversity, which
say without a trace of bathos.

Undoubtedly. And of course being the accomplished athlete that she is gives
her that much more credibility.

Don't forget she is also a participant in disabled for the aged
triathlons, although it's gone very quiet on that front lately. ;o)