Another conquest for Lance?

I thought Lance had quit cycling. If we're not talking about the races he took part in why are we talking about him?

helmutRoole2 said:

Cool! She's 21, he's 36. I wonder what they talk about? MTV, The Smerfs?

Here's a sample of their most recent conversation.

Lance: Hi, I'm Lance Armstrong.
Olson: Hi, are you that Lance Armstrong guy who won that Tour de Whatever thingy? I remember when you won the first time because that's when I graduated from fourth grade.
Lance: Yes. I'm Lance Armstrong.
Olson: I just got out the the clinic for an eating disorder and for prescription drug addiction. It wasn't way cool but my mom said if I did it she'd pay for my plastic surgery. Do my eyes still look puffy? How about my lips? Cheeks? [censored]? I can't feel my nipples but that happened the last time too.
Lance: Your eyes look puffy but that's probably from all the meth we've been smoking. Let me feel your [censored]. They feel like sand filled socks. Nice. So natural, I think. I wouldn't know since I've never touched a real pair. Well, it's been so long. Does my mom count? So, you wana [censored] or something?
Olson: Sure, but can we watch cartoons while we're doing it.
Lance: Sure. Let's get it on.

Of course, you are wrong but funny nonetheless 😄

When will the sex tape come out?

helmutRoole2 said:

Cool! She's 21, he's 36. I wonder what they talk about? MTV, The Smerfs?

Here's a sample of their most recent conversation.

Lance: Hi, I'm Lance Armstrong.
Olson: Hi, are you that Lance Armstrong guy who won that Tour de Whatever thingy? I remember when you won the first time because that's when I graduated from fourth grade.
Lance: Yes. I'm Lance Armstrong.
Olson: I just got out the the clinic for an eating disorder and for prescription drug addiction. It wasn't way cool but my mom said if I did it she'd pay for my plastic surgery. Do my eyes still look puffy? How about my lips? Cheeks? [censored]? I can't feel my nipples but that happened the last time too.
Lance: Your eyes look puffy but that's probably from all the meth we've been smoking. Let me feel your [censored]. They feel like sand filled socks. Nice. So natural, I think. I wouldn't know since I've never touched a real pair. Well, it's been so long. Does my mom count? So, you wana [censored] or something?
Olson: Sure, but can we watch cartoons while we're doing it.
Lance: Sure. Let's get it on.

HAHAHAHA!!! Probably so true!!!

It couldn't have been all that bad IMO

classic1 said:

It couldn't have been all that bad IMO

I'm guessing that the surgeon gave them identical sets of breasts, as well.

Gregers said:

I'm guessing that the surgeon gave them identical sets of breasts, as well.

Not surgeon. Photoshopper.

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