Colon Cleansing Program Using Enemas.

"Mary" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

Hope no one is offended.

Just thought some people here may be interested in where
to get a good enema bag Kit

They also have a good enema soap that comes with the bags
and a herbal body detox program that I thought was good

Any way, take a look if you think you may be interested

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Some people here may find it usefull

Mary

Hey, "Mary" (probably Matt in the real world)...are you
stupid, or what? You posted this same [censored] a week ago in
these ng's, although last week you claimed enemas helped you
to lose 5 lbs in 1 week.

There is absolutely no evidence that our colons need any
artificial "detox" programs...a good diet that includes
fiber and vegetables will detox our innards just fine.

BTW - for anyone who is interested, here is the domain
registration info for enemakit.com:

P38 Media LLC [email hidden] P38 Media 1441
Pennsylvania St Suite 18 Denver, co 80218 United States
Phone: +1 (303)3931165

Perhaps [email hidden] would be interested in your
feedback...

That website is hosted by media2host.com - they might be
interested in hearing that Matt (or, "Mary"😉 is spamming
ng's. You can send an abuse report to [email hidden]

Ha Mary/Matt? 😉

ppl like u i call [censored]-neurotics...

why do u wanna "Clean" your inside.. there i so single
studie or something that its healthy, helps loose weght
(only the stuff u got inside)... and i dont think thats a
good idea to do it regulary!

if u want to "Clean" u.. eat some fiber... there u can be
sure u will loose weight by feeling fuller, u can even lower
your cholesterol and triclyzerides and no problems "going t
the toilet" ;P and u WONT loose minerals and stuff... just
dont use the "senna" ones 😉)))

take care all...

Michi...

man... i wanna talk something other than green stools and
enema... *doh*

On 7 Jun 2004 21:55:03 -0700, [email hidden]

(Mary) said:

Hope no one is offended.

Just thought some people here may be interested in where to
get a good enema bag Kit

They also have a good enema soap that comes with the bags
and a herbal body detox program that I thought was good

Any way, take a look if you think you may be interested

enemakit.comenemakit.comOpen ↗

Some people here may find it usefull

Mary

"Mary" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

Hope no one is offended.

Just thought some people here may be interested in where
to get a good enema bag Kit

On boy oh boy just what the doctor ordered, a goose with a
gush. Wash out all those old wallets and wood shavings
clinging on to your colon walls. Actually you should try a
pressure wash like you use to clear your deck - it really
gets into those hard to reach nooks and crannies. Do you
use flavored fluids like douche's? I hear leeches will also
cure insanity.

Ya Gotta love her/him/it's humor. Her and Chung can open a
practice together...Chung and Bung..I can see the sign over
the door - "we are number one in number two."

-DougF

Mary the censored-bag spammer said:

Hope no one is offended.

I find your mere existence on this Earth to be offensive...
take your [censored] scam elsewhere.

(if this follows true to form there will be a [censored]-bag sock
puppet along in a moment)

BJ

Before considering a "detox" notion, consult:

""Detoxification" Schemes"

quackwatch.orgdetox.htmlOpen ↗

This is the exact same word for word commercial spam it was
the first time it was posted.

Mary said:

Hope no one is offended.

Just thought some people here may be interested in where
to get a good enema bag Kit

They also have a good enema soap that comes with the bags
and a herbal body detox program that I thought was good

Any way, take a look if you think you may be interested

enemakit.comenemakit.comOpen ↗

Some people here may find it usefull

Mary

A wire-brush is effective -- try one... BJ

[email hidden] (Mary) wrote in message news:<[email hidden]>...

Quoted message said:

Hope no one is offended.

Just thought some people here may be interested in where
to get a good enema bag Kit

They also have a good enema soap that comes with the bags
and a herbal body detox program that I thought was good

Any way, take a look if you think you may be interested

enemakit.comenemakit.comOpen ↗

Some people here may find it usefull

Mary

Hey, I know where you can get some Q-Tip ear swabs,
guaranteed to help you lose .005 grams of weight with every
monthly application. Anyone interested?

TC

Mary said:

Hope no one is offended.

Just thought some people here may be interested in where
to get a good enema bag Kit

They also have a good enema soap that comes with the bags
and a herbal body detox program that I thought was good

Any way, take a look if you think you may be interested

enemakit.comenemakit.comOpen ↗

Some people here may find it usefull

Mary

I'm not sure, but I think this belongs in the brining
thread...

Bob

"Mary" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

Hope no one is offended.

Just thought some people here may be interested in where
to get a good enema bag Kit

They also have a good enema soap that comes with the bags
and a herbal body detox program that I thought was good

Any way, take a look if you think you may be interested

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Some people here may find it usefull

The people who will make money from this will find it
useful. Considering that enemas can be harmful, like causing
perforations of the colon or electrolyte imbalances, they
are not recommended.

So the second part of this is that some people will find
them deadly.

The herbal detox programs are total wastes. There is no
science to suggest that they work.

Jeff

Quoted message said:

Mary

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Not sold in stores. Limited to one per household member.
Some constrictions apply. Not guaranteed to work for those
on low carbohydrate diets.

"Bob (this one)" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

I'm not sure, but I think this belongs in the brining
thread...

*cough* I will never be able to brine, ever. Thanks.

revek

Quoted message said:

Before considering a "detox" notion, consult:

""Detoxification" Schemes"

quackwatch.orgdetox.htOpen ↗
ml

On second thought, don't.

Quackwatch is the single worse piece of bigoted garbage and
is as reliable in my view as Mary's garbage spamming. They
are two sides of the same idiotic coin.

Enemas certainly have a place in healthcare. Purging and
detoxifying procedures are used in many traditions (e.g.,
panchakarma). I would prefer more evidence-based medicine
and certainly advise GREAT caution before undertaking these
approaches. But I would not reject them in their entirety
nor would I accept a syllable of the quackwatch bigots.

George M. Carter

Die, Spammer, Die!

🙂

Jim Bard wrote:
:: Announcing a revolutionary new product GUARANTEED to save
:: you time and money!
::
:: Jim's new PitaPaper (tm) is an advanced new dietary
:: supplement in the form of pita bread with ZERO CARBS!
:: Reconstituted from the cardboard centers of toilet paper
:: rolls, PitaPaper will enter your digestive tract and use
:: your natural juices and already-consumed delicious foods
:: to regenerate a purely fibrous tissue that, upon
:: elimination, eliminates the need for toilet paper!
::
:: No more having to remember to write down "toilet paper"
:: on your grocery list! No more listening to kids holler
:: "Mom, we're out of toilet paper!" Keep both hands free
:: during nature's golden moment!
::
:: Just send $19.95 to Jim for a one year supply or
:: PitaPaper (tm). Act now, and we'll throw in, absolutely
:: FREE, a JC t-shirt! Hurry, while supplies last!
::
:: Not sold in stores. Limited to one per household member.
:: Some constrictions apply. Not guaranteed to work for
:: those on low carbohydrate diets.

GMCarter said:

Quoted message said:

Before considering a "detox" notion, consult:

""Detoxification" Schemes"

quackwatch.orgdeOpen ↗
tox.html

On second thought, don't.

Quackwatch is the single worse piece of bigoted garbage
and is as reliable in my view as Mary's garbage spamming.
They are two sides of the same idiotic coin.

Enemas certainly have a place in healthcare. Purging and
detoxifying procedures are used in many traditions
(e.g., panchakarma). I would prefer more evidence-based
medicine and certainly advise GREAT caution before
undertaking these approaches. But I would not reject
them in their entirety nor would I accept a syllable of
the quackwatch bigots.

Enemas have a place in healthcare for intractable
constipation or impacted bowel. Traditions of purging and
so-called detoxifying doesn't make them necessary or
healthy. Not one of the cleanse- pushers can name a "toxin"
that these cleanses "purge", and most of them repeat the
lies about waste build-up and imaginary intestinal mucous
that doesn't exist in the medical world.

Meanwhile, a $4 prep for colonoscopy leaves the colon clean
as a whistle, while expensive "cleanses" and "detoxes" and
colonics leave feces that have to be cleaned out with said
prep before colonoscopy.

Aside from their resistance to low-carbing, most of the info
at Quackwatch is excellent. Contrast with Dr. Mercola, who,
aside from his acceptance of low-carbing, has a website
filled with one of the largest collections of alt-med
quackery, claptrap, and false scaremongering rumors on the
entire internet.

--
jamie ([email hidden])

"There's a seeker born every minute."