Thre's always one

dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers said:

Immediately he was followed by some poor male in a black
4-wheel drive tank thing, who overtook so close he almost
side-swiped me. Thing is, the black wheel-drive thing is
local, and this is not the first time this overtaking too
close has happened.

Get his number, and file a dangerous driving complaint at
your police station.

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dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers said:

Immediately he was followed by some poor male in a black
4-wheel drive tank thing, who overtook so close he

almost

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side-swiped me. Thing is, the black wheel-drive thing is
local, and this

is not

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the first time this overtaking too close has happened.

Get his number, and file a dangerous driving complaint at
your police

station.

Seconded. I did this with a car who passed me too close a
couple of times, and they went and had a word. No problems
since then.

cheers, clive

dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers said:

Thing is, the black wheel-drive thing is local, and this is
not the first time this overtaking too close has happened.

If you know where Mr. Fat Big Stupid Big Fat Fatty Stupid
4x4 O'Cretin lives, then shooting him and his family, and
burning the bodies, should prove a simple exercise...

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If you know where Mr. Fat Big Stupid Big Fat Fatty Stupid
4x4 O'Cretin lives, then shooting him and his family, and
burning the bodies, should prove a simple exercise...

Say what you mean Dave ;-)

Cheers, helen s

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dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers said:

Or in the case of today, two at once...

Cycling back from town today. Myopic aged prat fails to
notice the large lady swathed in bright yellow, who cut me
up overtaking me and then immediately performed a left
turn in front of me. Immediately he was followed by some
poor male in a black 4-wheel drive tank thing, who
overtook so close he almost side-swiped me. Thing is, the
black wheel-drive thing is local, and this is not the
first time this overtaking too close has happened. So on
my return I have informed Vernon of this, and have
suggested that if some point in the future said black 4-
wheel drive thing manages to knock me off - if I am
deceased, it is highly likely to have been intentional on
the part of the driver and I have informed Vernon I'd like
the full-weight of CTC legal team brought to bear on
it :-(

The rest of the ride was lovely. Amazing how most drivers
are courteous and when overtaking me have no problem
giving me plenty of room. Great weather too.

Cheers, helen s

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No worries Helen. We'll send da boys round...

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No worries Helen. We'll send da boys round...

Thank you ;-)

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dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers said:

Thing is, the black wheel-drive thing is local, and this
is not the first time this overtaking too close has
happened.

If you know where Mr. Fat Big Stupid Big Fat Fatty Stupid
4x4 O'Cretin lives, then shooting him and his family, and
burning the bodies, should prove a simple exercise...

Burning bodies is always a PITA - remember the foot'n'mouth
epidemic? Stick to the simple old-fashioned methods: sandbag
the sucker and then fake a motor accident. There are so many
of those that nobody looks closely at them.

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Sue said:

Burning bodies is always a PITA - remember the
foot'n'mouth epidemic? Stick to the simple old-fashioned
methods: sandbag the sucker and then fake a motor
accident. There are so many of those that nobody looks
closely at them.

I listened to the second part of "War on the Roads" on the
BBC World Service this morning: <url:http://www.bbc.co.uk/w-
orldservice/specials/1225_deathontheroads/page6.shtml>

Apparently in India the police are supposed to treat all
fatalities where a motor vehicle is involved as murder,
until proven otherwise. Of course, corruption and a high
workload mean that it doesn't work that way in practice, but
the idea seems like a good 'un.

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