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Proper Brooks Proofide application technique

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  1. Brooks leather saddle aficionados know that keeping your
    saddle sufficiently saturated with Proofide dressing is a
    constant struggle.

    I developed an easy and fool-proof method.

    The evening before each ride, I melt about an inch of
    Proofide in a 10" cast iron skillet. I dip bike shorts into
    the Proofide and squish the shorts a few times with a flat-
    face potato masher, so the chamois soaks up the maximum
    amount of Proofide.

    The shorts line-dry overnight over my bathtub. In the
    morning, voila! I'm wearing a Proofide applicator for
    the commute!

    Notes: -- Keep the stove temperature barely warm enough to
    melt the Proofide. You aren't trying to cook your shorts :-)
    -- I use Spandex shorts with Coolmax chamois, haven't tried
    with wool shorts, but a leather chamois would definitely not
    work. -- Skillets are abundant at thrift shops, mine was $1.
    -- Leaving the Proofide in the skillet between applications
    is OK. After it cools, I carefully place plastic wrap on the
    surface to keep air and contaminants away. -- Here in dry,
    dry, dry Southern California, Proofide evaporation is always
    a concern. So I prepare two pairs of shorts for each
    workday, one for the morning and one for the return home.
    The unworn pair travels in a ziplock bag.

  2. Jeff said:

    Brooks leather saddle aficionados know that keeping your
    saddle sufficiently saturated with Proofide dressing is a
    constant struggle.

    I developed an easy and fool-proof method.

    The evening before each ride, I melt about an inch of
    Proofide in a 10" cast iron skillet. I dip bike shorts
    into the Proofide and squish the shorts a few times with a
    flat-face potato masher, so the chamois soaks up the
    maximum amount of Proofide.

    The shorts line-dry overnight over my bathtub. In the
    morning, voila! I'm wearing a Proofide applicator for the
    commute!

    This gives new meaning to the expression lardass

    Pete

  3. You forgot to mention wearing the shorts inside out, so the
    saddle, not you posterior, gets the proofhide.

    Otherwise, it sounds like a very practical idea ;-3)

    - -

    "May you have the wind at your back. And a really low gear
    for the hills!"

    Chris Zacho ~ "Your Friendly Neighborhood Wheelman"

    Chris'Z Corner geocities.comczcorner

  4. On Thu, 01 Apr 2004 20:12:28 GMT, "Jeff" <[email hidden]>

    Quoted message said:

    The evening before each ride, I melt about an inch of
    Proofide in a 10" cast iron skillet. I dip bike shorts into
    the Proofide and squish the shorts a few times with a flat-
    face potato masher, so the chamois soaks up the maximum
    amount of Proofide.

    The shorts line-dry overnight over my bathtub. In the
    morning, voila! I'm wearing a Proofide applicator for
    the commute!

    Must be an April fool post. Do you turn the saddle
    inside out so that you can ride the underside where the
    Proofide goes?

  5. Jeff said:

    Brooks leather saddle aficionados know that keeping your
    saddle sufficiently saturated with Proofide dressing is a
    constant struggle.

    I developed an easy and fool-proof method.

    The evening before each ride, I melt about an inch of
    Proofide in a 10" cast iron skillet. I dip bike shorts
    into the Proofide and squish the shorts a few times with a
    flat-face potato masher, so the chamois soaks up the
    maximum amount of Proofide.

    The shorts line-dry overnight over my bathtub. In the
    morning, voila! I'm wearing a Proofide applicator for the
    commute!

    That sounds utterly digusting ;-)

  6. I have a can of the Brooks Proofide, the smell is
    horrendous, but I think some women actually like that
    smell. -tom

    "Zog The Undeniable" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:406d9e6d.0@entanet...

    Quoted message said:
    Jeff said:

    Brooks leather saddle aficionados know that keeping your
    saddle


    sufficiently

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    saturated with Proofide dressing is a constant struggle.

    I developed an easy and fool-proof method.

    The evening before each ride, I melt about an inch of
    Proofide in a 10" cast iron skillet. I dip bike shorts
    into the Proofide and squish the shorts a few times with
    a flat-face potato masher, so the chamois soaks up the
    maximum amount of Proofide.

    The shorts line-dry overnight over my bathtub. In the
    morning, voila! I'm wearing a Proofide applicator for
    the commute!

    That sounds utterly digusting ;-)

  7. Jeff said:

    Brooks leather saddle aficionados know that keeping your
    saddle sufficiently saturated with Proofide dressing is a
    constant struggle.

    I developed an easy and fool-proof method.

    OK, when are the rbt denizens going to start recognizing all
    of the April Fool's day jokes?

    --
    Dave dvt at psu dot edu

  8. Proofide is also really handy when you run out of Astro Glide.

  9. "Tom Nakashima" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    I have a can of the Brooks Proofide, the smell is
    horrendous, but I think some women actually like that
    smell. -tom

    Maybe, in some cases, over the alternative? ;-)

  10. Tom Nakashima said:

    I have a can of the Brooks Proofide, the smell is
    horrendous, but


    -snip misogyny-

    New (2003 copper-top tin, 2004 green one) Proofhide actually
    smells nice - not like a charnel house. It's completely
    different in texture too.

    --
    Andrew Muzi www.yellowjersey.org Open every day since 1
    April, 1971

  11. A Muzi said:

    Tom Nakashima wrote:

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    I have a can of the Brooks Proofide, the smell is
    horrendous, but


    -snip misogyny-

    Quoted message said:

    New (2003 copper-top tin, 2004 green one) Proofhide
    actually smells nice - not like a charnel house. It's
    completely different in texture too.

    Not only that, the newer proofide with the silver-topped
    cover is thinner and runnier, and each package comes
    complete with 25% less of that thick stuff than what you
    used to get with the large, copper-top rimmed containers
    (56g vs. 40g.)

    - Don Gillies San Diego, CA

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