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  1. Check out this column published on the front page of the sports section in Monday's edition of The
    Tennessean (Nashville, TN)

    And my reply, which I emailed to Larry Woody and also posted on my club's web site at
    mborobike.comdiscind.htm

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    My response to Larry Woody, emailed to [email hidden]:

    It was with some interest that I read your column in Monday's paper ("NASCAR overlooked in list of
    'Ten Toughest Athletes.'"😉

    I've never been a great fan of NASCAR nor have I followed it very closely, though as a child in the
    50's and 60's I enjoyed being able to go to the local dirt-track races in Oklahoma City. Until I
    read your column, I was totally ignorant of what some NASCAR drivers put themselves through. It is
    that ignorance of NASCAR that prevents me from making public comment on the relative "toughness" of
    NASCAR drivers.

    And it is that same ignorance of bicycle racing that should have prevented you from commenting on
    the "toughness" of professional cyclists, especially Lance Armstrong.

    If you think that a cyclist is just "peddling his bike uphill" then I invite you to come join the
    Murfreesboro Bicycle Club on any of their 20 to 60 mile rides through the relative flat terrain of
    Rutherford County. We have any number of over 50 (over 60, over 70) men -- and women -- who will be
    happy to hold back and help pull your manly self over the first "hill."

    After you've recovered from that stroll through the countryside, consider what professional bicycle
    racing is like. Imagine riding a bicyle - no, not just riding, RACING - from Gatlinburg over
    Newfound Gap into Cherokee, NC.

    Four times.

    In less than seven hours.

    Then do it again the next day.

    And the next.

    For three weeks straight.

    Not tough enough for your?

    Now, think about doing that (while supporting your body weight over the handle bars) after having
    broken a collarbone on the first day. That is what Tyler Hamilton did in the Tour De France 2003.

    As for Lance Armstrong, I'm sure you as a sports writer are aware that he has done the above better
    than anyone for five years running. And that after being given less than a ten-percent chance of
    even surviving testicular cancer that had spread to his lungs and brain.

    No, Lance Armstrong, Tyler Hamilton, and other cyclists wouldn't last a single round with Mike
    Tyson. But then, Tyson wouldn't last a mile on a bike with even the slowest rider in the pro
    peloton. Tough? Mike Tyson is just a stree thug who isn't fit to carry Lance Armstrong's water
    bottle. If I were a sports writer I wouln't waste a single column-inch on Mike Tyson.

    I realize you have to write for your readership, and I realize that readership is overwhelmingly
    more interested in NASCAR than pro cycling. However, there is a line between informing and educating
    (the role of a journalist) and pandering to the mob. I leave it to you to figure out which side of
    that line your column fell on.

  2. In article <[email hidden]>, Ed Stevens

    Quoted message said:

    Check out this column published on the front page of the sports section in Monday's edition of The
    Tennessean (Nashville, TN)

    And my reply, which I emailed to Larry Woody and also posted on my club's web site at
    mborobike.comdiscind.htm

    Ed,

    Speaking as a writer whose editors relish hate mail (it lets them know that people are reading), I
    recommend ignoring clumsy little digs like this one from Larry Woody
    (tennessean.comwoody). Besides, anyone who writes for money and
    doesn't know the difference between "peddling" and "pedaling" is too dim to argue with. Bantering
    with nitwits like this is hardly sporting, on a par with shooting puppies at the pound.

    BTW, Woody also forgot to mention that Hemingway was mad for bike racing and wrote admiringly of the
    sport. In "The End of an Avocation," in "A Moveable Feast," Hemingway wrote: "I have started many
    stories about bicycle racing but have never written one that is as good as the races are both on the
    indoor and outdoor tracks and on the roads."

    Cheers,

    Patrick O'Grady Mad Dog Media maddogmedia.commaddogmedia.com

  3. I think he misses the point. Perhaps the USA Today author doesn't consider NASCAR driver
    athletes. Certainly there is a difference between an activity that requires a motor and one that
    does not. Just because a sport has "an estimated 75 million race fans" does not make its
    participants athletes.

    -Bob

  4. Bob said:

    I think he misses the point. Perhaps the USA Today author doesn't consider NASCAR driver athletes.
    Certainly there is a difference between an activity that requires a motor and one that does not.
    Just because a sport has "an estimated 75 million race fans" does not make its participants
    athletes.

    Auto-racing boosters would point to the extreme loads and stresses which are placed on the human
    body , as well as the risk of catastrophic, flaming, ratings-producing death.

    For what it's worth, NASCAR is terrible. Those cars resemble a "stock" car like a Kentucky Derby
    winner resembles a pack mule; there's zero basis in reality in them anymore, other than erzatz
    fiberglass bodies. If it I *must* admit to an interest in any motorsport, it's the World Rally Championship--nearly-
    production cars, driven on real roads. They turn left. They turn right. They climb, they descend,
    they break down, they get going again.

    Cycling is neat though. For not much money (compared to, say WRC or NASCAR!) you can ride what your
    pro hero rides. On the street.

    (whether that's a good idea or not for *you* is an ENTIRELY different question!)

    -Luigi

  5. Quoted message said:

    Cycling is neat though. For not much money (compared to, say WRC or NASCAR!) you can ride what your
    pro hero rides. On the street.

    But a stripped road bike might not be appropriate under street conditions, I'd say go with fenders
    and wider tires, at least in the winter.

    NASCAR is for spectators.

    --

    _______________________ALL AMIGA IN MY MIND_______________________ ------------------"Buddy Holly,
    the Texas Elvis"------------------
    __________306.350.357.38>>[email hidden]__________

  6. On Fri, 05 Mar 2004 00:04:43 -0500, "Eric S. Sande" <[email hidden]>

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    Cycling is neat though. For not much money (compared to, say WRC or NASCAR!) you can ride what
    your pro hero rides. On the street.

    But a stripped road bike might not be appropriate under street conditions, I'd say go with fenders
    and wider tires, at least in the winter.

    Hence: "wheter or not that's a good idea for *you* is another question ENTIRELY!".

    I never pay attention. don't they ride wider tires at Paris-Roubaix? like 28mm?

    -Luigi

  7. Quoted message said:

    I never pay attention. don't they ride wider tires at Paris-Roubaix? like 28mm?

    Well, at PBP they ride all kinds of weird stuff.

    --

    _______________________ALL AMIGA IN MY MIND_______________________ ------------------"Buddy Holly,
    the Texas Elvis"------------------
    __________306.350.357.38>>[email hidden]__________

  8. On Fri, 05 Mar 2004 00:12:51 -0500, "Eric S. Sande" <[email hidden]>

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    I never pay attention. don't they ride wider tires at Paris-Roubaix? like 28mm?

    Well, at PBP they ride all kinds of weird stuff.

    Those crazy cyclists. what won't they think of next?

    -Luigi

  9. Quoted message said:

    There is a lot more difference between a NASCAR "stock" car and a real car that you could drive on
    the street than fenders and racing tires.

    All cars look the same to me.

    --

    _______________________ALL AMIGA IN MY MIND_______________________ ------------------"Buddy Holly,
    the Texas Elvis"------------------
    __________306.350.357.38>>[email hidden]__________

  10. On Fri, 05 Mar 2004 00:14:33 -0500, Luigi de Guzman <[email hidden]> from

    Cox Communications said:
    Eric S. Sande said:
    Quoted message said:

    I never pay attention. don't they ride wider tires at Paris-Roubaix? like 28mm?

    Well, at PBP they ride all kinds of weird stuff.

    Those crazy cyclists. what won't they think of next?

    The Furnace Creek 508 in the fixed gear category. Ouch.

    --
    [email hidden]
    Do something boring.
    109

  11. "Luigi" wrote ...

    Quoted message said:

    Auto-racing boosters would point to the extreme loads and stresses which are placed on the human
    body , as well as the risk of catastrophic, flaming, ratings-producing death.

    Yes, but again... that doesn't make the driver an athlete any more than someone who takes off in in
    the space shuttle or flies an F-15 is an athlete.

    -Bob

  12. "Bob" <[email hidden]> wrote :

    Quoted message said:

    Perhaps the USA Today author doesn't consider NASCAR driver athletes.

    The un-official expansion of the NASCAR acronym is:

    Non-Athletic Sports Centered Around Rednecks

    -Steve Goodridge (who prefers Formula 1)

  13. Steven Goodridge said:

    The un-official expansion of the NASCAR acronym is:

    Non-Athletic Sports Centered Around Rednecks

    See (actually hear, it's audio) the following for some insight into the mind of a NASCAR fan:

    orock1059.comprank711.swf
    --
    terry morse Palo Alto, CA terrymorse.combike

  14. Bob said:

    "Luigi" wrote ...

    Quoted message said:

    Auto-racing boosters would point to the extreme loads and stresses which are placed on the human
    body , as well as the risk of catastrophic, flaming, ratings-producing death.

    Yes, but again... that doesn't make the driver an athlete any more than someone who takes off in in
    the space shuttle or flies an F-15 is an athlete.

    I think the confusion stems from the fact that to do any of the above (NASCAR, astronaut, fighter
    pilot), you have to be in really very good shape - what most people would consider "athletic".

    That doesn't mean that the average NASCAR driver would last two laps in a criterium - or that
    they wouldn't for that matter. Some of them ARE in really, really great shape. All of them are in
    what most folks would consider very good shape, but not necessarily what we would consider "very
    good shape".

    Mark Hickey Habanero Cycles habcycles.comhabcycles.com Home of the $695 ti frame

  15. Quoted message said:

    I think the confusion stems from the fact that to do any of the above (NASCAR, astronaut, fighter
    pilot), you have to be in really very good shape - what most people would consider "athletic".

    I was fortunate in that my father was the liaison to his firm's sponsored NASCAR drivers. As a
    result we followed the Winston Cup circuit for a couple of summers and I got to meet many of the
    drivers (Richard Petty would shower in our Winnebago after races).

    Very talented people with exceptional skill, but I have a hard time thinking of the typical NASCAR
    driver as being "really very good shape".

    Chris Neary [email hidden]

    "Science, freedom, beauty, adventure: what more could you ask of life? Bicycling combined all the
    elements I loved" - Adapted from a quotation by Charles Lindbergh

  16. Quoted post said:

    Originally posted by Chris Neary
    >I think the confusion stems from the fact that to do any of the above (NASCAR, astronaut, fighter

    Quoted message said:

    pilot), you have to be in really very good shape - what most people would consider "athletic".



    I was fortunate in that my father was the liaison to his firm's sponsored NASCAR drivers. As a
    result we followed the Winston Cup circuit for a couple of summers and I got to meet many of the
    drivers (Richard Petty would shower in our Winnebago after races).

    Very talented people with exceptional skill, but I have a hard time thinking of the typical NASCAR
    driver as being "really very good shape".

    Chris Neary [email hidden]

    "Science, freedom, beauty, adventure: what more could you ask of life? Bicycling combined all the
    elements I loved" - Adapted from a quotation by Charles Lindbergh

    Mr. O'Grady is right though about the response letter. I've seen dozens of this kind of column written and the ensuing barrage of whiney poorly written rebuttals; they never have the desired effect. OP’s letter is only slightly better (sorry).

    I might have written something like this:

    “Of course Larry Woody is correct; NASCAR drivers deserve to be on the revered list of toughest athletes. But I fear he has completely overlooked the sport of <choose from darts, bocce ball, ping-pong> whose athletes must endure <insert specious list of grueling physical demands>.

  17. "Eric S. Sande" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:<[email hidden]>...

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    Cycling is neat though. For not much money (compared to, say WRC or NASCAR!) you can ride what
    your pro hero rides. On the street.

    But a stripped road bike might not be appropriate under street conditions, I'd say go with fenders
    and wider tires, at least in the winter.

    Don't tell that to all the bike messengers in NYC riding fixed gear track bikes. Other than a
    front brake and a whole lotta design and fitting they aren't much different from what Marth
    Notstein is riding.

    Quoted message said:


    NASCAR is for spectators.

    I'll bet there are more than a few small track racers in the grandstands. But you are mostly right
    about that.

    Andy

  18. NASCAR drivers endure heat stress! And noise!

    wowie wow wow!

    .max i spent a few years in the engineroom of a nuculer submarine. way hotter, noisier and
    dangersouser. WHERE'S MY WHEATIES CONTRACT?

    --
    the part of <[email hidden]> was played by maxwell monningh 8-p

  19. DiabloScott said:

    Mr. O'Grady is right though about the response letter. I've seen dozens of this kind of column
    written and the ensuing barrage of whiney poorly written rebuttals; they never have the desired
    effect. OP’s letter is only slightly better (sorry).

    I might have written something like this:

    “Of course Larry Woody is correct; NASCAR drivers deserve to be on the revered list of toughest
    athletes. But I fear he has completely overlooked the sport of <choose from darts, bocce ball, ping-
    pong> whose athletes must endure <insert specious list of grueling physical demands>.

    Hey, table-tennis is hardcore. Olympic table-tennis players strike balls as fast or faster than
    their lawn-tennis compatriots can in their game. It's a fiercely physical contest--more so than
    NASCAR by a long shot.

    -Luigi

  20. In article <[email hidden]>,

    Eric S. Sande said:

    NASCAR is for spectators.

    Just about any sort of sponsored racing seems to be largely for advertisers. Then the local
    economies where the races are held supposedly gets a boost, and then the spectators get some
    satisfaction. Maybe it's a prime example of trickle-down economics?

    I prefer watching races sponsored by purveyors of wristwatches, to any sponsored by Skoal or oil
    corporations. I don't actually have a Tissot watch, though.

    Maybe it would be interesting to look for correlations between advertisers' products and the
    (athletic?) natures of the events they sponsor. But who's go the time to kill for that?

    cheers, Tom

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