I had a really lovely ride in the country last weekend. Took a route that I had never been on
before, even in a car. Lots to see, people to wave at, etc. Tractors at work, chainsaws, Watusi
cattle. And no dogs attacked me. Occasionally, on my work commute, there is a pitbull with Rabies
whose massive jowls (spraying putrid mucus) are as high as my face, who gallumphs along beside me
describing to me how he is going to rip my limbs off... but aside from that, no trouble yet. I did
buy a pepper spray for my country rides, knowing that angry farm dogs are more fixed in their
purpose than their city counterparts. I think more experienced at dismembering carcasses also.
Anyway, I don't know about yours, but I can't ride my 'bent in an upright position without at least
one hand on the handlebar. Well, maybe I can but I'm not ready to try it. So I bought a spray that
looks like it can be handled one-handed. Now I am considering how to mount it. I don't want it to
fall off. In a moment of gravest extreme I want to be able to grab it without fumbling, and deploy
it quickly.
I am actively soliciting ideas and suggestions on how to do this. *My* ideas are too weird.. I was
trying to figger a way to mount it with a section of bungee cord threaded inside the frame, so that
it would hold the spray container up against a frame hole in plain view. I thought that might allow
me to [censored]-stretch-aim-fire-follow-through in one easy motion. Perhaps a small pouch depending
from the bar. Maybe two sprays mounted in the rear pointing outward with some kind of remote
activation on the handle bars...[1] I also have some industrial strength velcro tape that may offer
some alternatives. Maybe I could fasten it to my windbreaker or something with velcro. If a mtn lion
should get me off of my bike and start dragging me into the brush for a repast maybe that way I'd
have some recourse [2].
[1] I was riding my bike through a high-density neighborhood, and a hood (one of a group of similar
hoods) shouted at me. I ignored it and it came running after me like it was going to knock me
off of the bike. In a case like this a similar setup would make it a matter of a single
movement to get its attention. And visualize this.. after such a incident a fella gets his
fellow benters together, all with similar setups. An entire phalanx of 'bents, side-by-side,
goes through the the infected area, and in one quick pass cleans it out.
[2] My wife and I were at a conference. They were shutting down for the evening, and said "The
dining room will be open until 11 PM for snacks, after that you will have no recourse". So
sometimes we will ask the other, "Do we have any recourse on hand? I need a snack". But since
we have a 12-yer-old daughter we generally are left with no recourse.