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  1. It's a bit dire when a girl gets chatted up by someone over sixty with a dodgy heart and
    arthritic knees ;-)

    I cycled into town this morning, as Nathan is in want of a new shirt to wear with his suit at the
    Club dinner this Saturday night. He wants a black shirt to go with his black suit. So I thought I'd
    call into Tesco as there's quite a bit of men's stuff on sale there and I didn't particularly want
    to pay a lot of dosh. So there's me, locking up the bike at the bike stand when up he comes -
    elderly guy... "Nice bike. Is it French?" Me - "Thanks, no, it's not French, it's Italian." Then
    said elderly guy proceeds to tell me his medical history - dicky heart and arthritic knees, and how
    he still enjoys riding but can't walk much these days.

    As I said, it's a bit dire when it's the over sixty "waiting for god" brigade that do the chatting
    up. And... Vernon fell about laughing when I told him!

    BAH! ;-)

    Cheers, helen s

    p.s. managed to get Nathan a shirt - but not at Tesco.

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  2. "dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Quoted message said:

    As I said, it's a bit dire when it's the over sixty "waiting for god"


    brigade

    I do understand that you're trying to be funny (at least I hope you are) but don't you think that
    the quote above is disgustingly ageist? It suggests that anyone over sixty is just waiting to die.
    There are plenty of people over sixty who lead very active lives and will continue to do so for many
    years. I hope you live long enough to realise that people shouldn't ever be consigned to the scrap
    heap, particularly if merely passing a certain age is the reason for doing so.
    ___
    Michael MacClancy

  3. dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers wrote:

    "Nice bike, is it French ?" is that all he said ? And this is a chat up line in Norfolk ?

    ho hum

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  4. "Michael MacClancy" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Quoted message said:

    "dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    As I said, it's a bit dire when it's the over sixty "waiting for god"


    brigade

    I do understand that you're trying to be funny (at least I hope you are)


    but

    Quoted message said:

    don't you think that the quote above is disgustingly ageist? It suggests that anyone over sixty
    is just waiting to die. There are plenty of people over sixty who lead very active lives and
    will continue to do so for many years. I hope you live long enough to realise that people
    shouldn't ever


    be

    Quoted message said:

    consigned to the scrap heap, particularly if merely passing a certain age


    is

    Quoted message said:

    the reason for doing so.

    houses in Bexhil, I beg to differ that many people over sixty aren't "waiting to die" :p

    Thomas.

  5. Michael MacClancy said:

    I do understand that you're trying to be funny (at least I hope you are) but don't you think that
    the quote above is disgustingly ageist? It suggests that anyone over sixty is just waiting to die.
    There are plenty of people

    I don't think it was a [censored] take on *all* old people. The person used in the example admitted that
    he had a dicky heart and arthritic knees.

    I think you are needlessly over-reacting. But then I'm only 30.

    Love and opinions from Rich x

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  6. Quoted message said:

    I do understand that you're trying to be funny (at least I hope you are) but don't you think that
    the quote above is disgustingly ageist?

    Yes and no.

    Quoted message said:

    It suggests that anyone over sixty is just waiting to die. There are plenty of people over sixty
    who lead very active lives and will continue to do so for many years.

    No it doesn't and yes there are.

    Quoted message said:

    I hope you live long enough to realise that people shouldn't ever be consigned to the scrap heap,
    particularly if merely passing a certain age is the reason for doing so.

    Sigh... when did you have the sense of humour by-pass?

    Cheers, helen s

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  7. "dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Sigh... when did you have the sense of humour by-pass?

    Cheers, helen s


    It'a a good job your humour wasn't racial. In this PC society lots of people are losing their jobs
    because others didn't get the joke.

    KC

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  8. "Abbey Engineer" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    "dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Sigh... when did you have the sense of humour by-pass?

    Cheers, helen s


    It'a a good job your humour wasn't racial. In this PC society lots of


    people

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    are losing their jobs because others didn't get the joke.

    Quite. Swap 'over sixty "waiting for god" brigade' with 'turban wearing curry cooking brethren' or
    even 'wheel chair driving paraplegics' and you can understand the true distaste of this comment. It
    isn't necessary to be objectionable to be funny.
    ___
    Michael MacClancy

  9. Quoted post said:

    Originally posted by Dirtylitterboxo
    It's a bit dire when a girl gets chatted up by someone over sixty with a dodgy heart and
    arthritic knees ;-)<snip>

    so did you get his number then?

  10. I think we should consider the black shirt/black suit combination.

    It is one thing to dismiss a potential life partner on the basis of a life threatening cardiac condition and knackered knees - it is quite another to wear black on black! I shudder to thing of the "club" involved.

    I will continue to wear my plus fours and hacking jacket on my shopper this evening - hope the foxy young thing in green and yellow is on the embankmewnt on my way home - think I impressed her last time with my prolapse story.

    yours slowly

  11. dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers said:


    I cycled into town this morning, as Nathan is in want of a new shirt to wear with his suit at the
    Club dinner this Saturday night. He wants a black shirt to go with his black suit.

    So he's the bouncer then.

    John B

  12. "dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Quoted message said:

    It's a bit dire when a girl gets chatted up by someone over sixty with a


    dodgy

    Quoted message said:

    heart and arthritic knees ;-)

    He wasn't chatting you up it was the bike he fancied!

    KC ;-)

  13. In message <[email hidden]>, Michael MacClancy
    <[email hidden]> writes

    Quoted message said:

    "Just zis Guy, you know?" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    "Michael MacClancy" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    > As I said, it's a bit dire when it's the over sixty "waiting for god"
    brigade

    Quoted message said:

    I do understand that you're trying to be funny (at least I hope you are)


    but

    Quoted message said:

    don't you think that the quote above is disgustingly ageist?

    I suggest that you complain to the ITC, since this was the title of a BBC comdey series.

    Yes, a few years ago, too. The world's moved on since and I don't think they'd get away with the
    title now.

    Oh I don't know, I always took it that the title was meant to a bit ironic - as of course the 2 main
    characters in the series were anything but 'Waiting for God'
    --
    Chris French, Leeds

  14. In article <[email hidden]>, Richard Bates
    <[email hidden]> writes

    Quoted message said:
    Michael MacClancy said:

    I do understand that you're trying to be funny (at least I hope you are) but don't you think that
    the quote above is disgustingly ageist? It suggests that anyone over sixty is just waiting to die.
    There are plenty of people

    I don't think it was a [censored] take on *all* old people. The person used in the example admitted that
    he had a dicky heart and arthritic knees.

    No, the specific comment was - "... it's a bit dire when it's the over sixty 'waiting for god'
    brigade that do the chatting up."

    So unless there were a whole brigade with dicky hearts and arthritic knees (what a frightening
    thought!), the comment has to be read as a reference to all over sixties.

    With that sort of attitude, Helen sounds tailor-made for a job in 'human resources' ...

    :-)

    --
    Roger

  15. Quoted message said:

    Sigh... when did you have the sense of humour by-pass?

    Probably around the same time you had your sensitivity removed.
    ___
    Michael MacClancy

  16. "Michael MacClancy" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    As I said, it's a bit dire when it's the over sixty "waiting for god"


    brigade

    Quoted message said:

    I do understand that you're trying to be funny (at least I hope you are)


    but

    Quoted message said:

    don't you think that the quote above is disgustingly ageist?

    I suggest that you complain to the ITC, since this was the title of a BBC comdey series.

    --
    Guy
    ===

    WARNING: may contain traces of irony. Contents may settle after posting.
    chapmancentral.demon.co.ukchapmancentral.demon.co.uk

  17. What's 25 yards long and smells of urine?

    The bike shop queue on a Thursday.

    It's just not as funny is it?

    Love and ?humour? from Rich x

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    Sig got lost during a reinstall

  18. In article <[email hidden]>, Michael MacClancy

    Quoted message said:

    It suggests that anyone over sixty is just waiting to die. There are plenty of people over sixty
    who lead very active lives and will continue to do so for many years.

    I'm over 60 and going for a new hip next month. I don't feel old!

    --
    A T (Sandy) Morton on the Bicycle Island In the Global Village sandymillport.fsnet.co.uksandymillport.fsnet.co.uk

  19. Quite. The Inuit have no word for "Eastbourne", y'know.

    Dave Larrington - legslarry.beerdrinkers.co.uklegslarry.beerdrinkers.co.uk
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  20. "Just zis Guy, you know?" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    "Michael MacClancy" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    As I said, it's a bit dire when it's the over sixty "waiting for god"


    brigade

    Quoted message said:

    I do understand that you're trying to be funny (at least I hope you are)


    but

    Quoted message said:

    don't you think that the quote above is disgustingly ageist?

    I suggest that you complain to the ITC, since this was the title of a BBC comdey series.

    Yes, a few years ago, too. The world's moved on since and I don't think they'd get away with the
    title now.
    ___
    Michael MacClancy

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