On Sun, 03 Jun 2007 01:13:09 -0600, [email hidden] wrote:
Aha! Whining and complaining works!
Today, a great blue heron posed for me against the tasteful backdrop
of a brick outhouse, a dumpster, and a trash barrel:
http://i13.tinypic.com/62p5gk8.jpg
Then it flew off:
http://i8.tinypic.com/6gl6l28.jpg
An email asked me about the absurd water slide mentioned elsewhere:
http://i10.tinypic.com/4xwp82e.jpg
That's what a water slide is, and that's how this one usually
looks--unused. Mostly, it serves to justify part of the maintenance
budget for the state park. A cheerful sign warns that the pond is
filled with untreated river water, a tactful method of warning
swimmers that they could get sick if they let any of that stuff get up
their noses.
The chain-link fence through which the picture was taken keeps out
beavers, which gnawed down the ornamental trees years ago. The fence
also stops softshell turtles, which I sometimes find on the path next
to the fence, imitating green manhole covers, baffled and furious
because they can't reach the sandy beach, which would be perfect for
laying eggs.
Later, I came across this fiend, lurking in one of the wooden
bird-boxes nailed to the cottonwoods:
http://i9.tinypic.com/637fyqf.jpg
Apologists for the creature may try to excuse it for gnawing that huge
hole in the bird box, but what can they say about this hideous debris
at the foot of the tree?
http://i8.tinypic.com/62h8bch.jpg
Yes, that's a nail sticking up from a board, a plank that has
obviously torn off the tree where it supported the lower part of the
bird house and thrown down by the squirrel to endanger passing bicycle
tires.
Cheers,
Carl Fogel