Summer Bugs

NYC XYZ said:

I HATE THEM!!!!

Premature exclamation?

Springtime Bill

In article <[email hidden]>,

Leo Lichtman said:

"I hate them!", ejaculated Tom Swift.

Let's not jump to conclusions.

cheers,
Tom

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I HATE THEM!!!!

I have noted of late that NYC is getting much more discriminating in his
selection of newsgroups to post to. This is all to the good and I urge him
to stay with ARBR especially. We are a very small newsgroup need all the
members we can get.

Hmmm ... that rec.backcountry seems like it would be an interesting group. I
wonder if they need my ministrations?

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

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NYC XYZ said:

I HATE THEM!!!!

Premature exclamation?

Springtime Bill

We here in Minnesota go directly from winter into summer. Our springs are
the pits. I have heard tell that other sections of the country have
magnificent springs, often lasting a month or more. But that is not the case
here.

Yesterday I had the heat on in the house as it was so chilly and today it
has become like summer. There are even flies and mosquitoes buzzing about
the house. How can all of this happen in a single day?

Minnesota is gorgeous in the summer time, but the rest of the year it is
strictly for polar bears. It is my aim in life to die in a warm spot, like
maybe Panama or Costa Rica.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

PS. Sorni, your user address really sucks. Why is that? Are you just one
humongous sucker?

Edward Dolan said:

It is my aim in life to die in a warm spot, like
maybe Panama or Costa Rica.

I'm sure there are many kind folks who hope you get your wish very
soon.

- Frank Krygowski

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Edward Dolan said:

It is my aim in life to die in a warm spot, like
maybe Panama or Costa Rica.

I'm sure there are many kind folks who hope you get your wish very
soon.

- Frank Krygowski

I have never seen a name with so many consonants in it. There is something
totally screwed up with the Slavic languages. The Poles seem to be the worst
in this regard.

Note my name if you please. So sensible a name has never existed except in
the lovely green land of Ireland - and one that is easy to say and spell
too. I think it means in Irish "the dark one". Yea, I go to sleep every
night muttering my name under my breath. It is music to my ears. Imagine
going to sleep every night muttering the name Krygowksi. God! Such a name
would give me nightmares!

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

On 16 Apr 2006 07:42:47 -0700, "NYC XYZ" <[email hidden]>

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I HATE THEM!!!!

I eat them. Makes a great snack and you don't even have to stop to
eat.

dgk said:

I eat them. Makes a great snack and you don't even have to stop to
eat.

Heh...their sentiments exactly towards me! Four bites already...at
least dogs don't bite and just chase you for a bit.

Edward Dolan said:

I have noted of late that NYC is getting much more discriminating in his
selection of newsgroups to post to. This is all to the good and I urge him
to stay with ARBR especially. We are a very small newsgroup need all the
members we can get.

Yes, I say we shanghai other newsgroups plant the recumbent bug in 'em!

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Hmmm ... that rec.backcountry seems like it would be an interesting group. I
wonder if they need my ministrations?

If you like a matching pair of black eyes -- some of these people are
probably MN Hmong hunters!

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Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

In article <[email hidden]>,

Edward Dolan said:

to stay with ARBR especially.

Hmmm, I rode my recumbent into work.

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Hmmm ... that rec.backcountry seems like it would be an interesting group. I
wonder if they need my ministrations?

Depends on your net.species.

Slurp.

Followups reduced.

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"Eugene Miya" <[email hidden]> wrote
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ARBR is not the same with/without you.

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In article <[email hidden]>,

Edward Dolan said:

to stay with ARBR especially.

Hmmm, I rode my recumbent into work.

More than the Dolan's done in years on both accounts,
so it seems.

Do you still have the Stratus?

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Hmmm ... that rec.backcountry seems like it would be an
interesting group. I wonder if they need my ministrations?

Depends on your net.species.

Slurp.

Junk food. Moderation. The tasty bits are gone already
anyway...

For many of us in ARBR, noodling for bottom feeders
has no further appeal.

Jon Meinecke
net.subtle-apteryx

Ed said:

There are even flies and mosquitoes buzzing about
the house.

Ed:

A good scrub of your body will reduce the flies - perhaps with a
scotch-brite pad and heavy duty cleanser.

And if you were to die, you would no longer attract the mosquitos.

;-)

D'ohBoy

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Jon Meinecke said:

ARBR is not the same with/without you.

I never knew it existed.
Too many groups to monitor.

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my recumbent into work.

More than the Dolan's done in years on both accounts,
so it seems.

Do you still have the Stratus?

Yes. That's the "to work in the rain" bike.
I rode the Trek in today. And likely the the rest of the week.
I did see another recumb over the weekend on a bike path.
Not a Rans.

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Hmmm ... that rec.backcountry seems like it would be an
interesting group. I wonder if they need my ministrations?

Depends on your net.species.
Slurp.

Junk food. Moderation. The tasty bits are gone already anyway...
For many of us in ARBR, noodling for bottom feeders
has no further appeal.

Noodles can be good.

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"Jon Meinecke" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Mr. Meinecke knows he should not top post, so why does he do it?

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See Eugene,

The net.species in ARBR have certain peculiarities.... trolling
by disassociation from reality and projection is standard behavior
by a prolific, but lesser species there.

It appears that Mr. Meinecke is reading my humble messages after all, even
though he remains too fear stricken to ever respond directly to anything I
say. This is why I constantly refer to him as a weasel, a creature known for
its slithery, sideways behavior.

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This one is easy to troll, but he's really only a one-trick pony.
Taking Mr. Ed on a trek through the rec.backcountry is the only
reason I respond. He really needs to get out more. The people
in rec.bicycles.misc really appreciate it when he visits.

The folks in RBM are even dumber than the folks who pollute ARBR. Let us not
worry about what they might think. You need to read Bill Baka to get a clue
about that group.

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Note that he's mistaken my species as weasel. %^) The net.weasel
family can take care of themselves and more. We flightless birds
are no competition for Mustelidae, and particularly for the gulo gulo
luscus.

No one is going to look up any of the above. Way too much work!

Mr. Meinecke has had me down as a troll from day one, not ever realizing
that all he was getting, along with everyone else, was nothing but
quintessential Ed Dolan. I have no interest in trolling. That is for idiots.
Ed Gin was truly the only troll that ARBR ever had from my perspective.
Flabby was a one note Johnny and essentially harmless.

It is really too bad that Mr. Meinecke and I do not get along better as we
have many similar interests when it comes to how a newsgroup should conduct
itself. However, personality clashes often determine everything in this
world of woe and there is no help for it. I simply can't stand his Germanic
stolidity. He seems not to have even a spark of Irish lightness.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

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As a fishing technique, effective for catfish, though some might
call noodling unsavory as a practice. Figuratively, a common
method when trolling for Dolan here.

No one, but no one, can troll the Great Ed Dolan. On the other hand, I
can easily troll all the suckers and bottom feeders who infest ARBR.

Apparently Meinecke stays current on this newsgroup although he never
makes any contributions to it anymore. Well, he will learn some wit and
wisdom simply by reading what Ed Dolan the Great writes to this miserable
newsgroup, otherwise known as ARBR.

Meinecke was one of the main things that was wrong with this group when
push came to shove. When a criminal vandal troll showed up here (Ed
Gin), all he knew how to do was to run and hide like the cowardly weasel
that he is. He does not have a clue about what destroyed this group. It
takes talent to be as dense as he ever proves himself to be. I attribute
his density to his Germanic racial traits.

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"Edward Dolan" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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No one, but no one, can troll the Great Ed Dolan.

Just did.
No idea what makes you great.

I respond to almost everyone who addresses any of my messages. But I do so
on my terms only. I always end up talking about what I want to talk about,
not what someone else might want me to talk about. Therefore, I cannot be
trolled. Only dunces allow themselves to be trolled.

My Greatness comes from a persona I have created for Usenet purposes. I am
sick and tired of all the nonentities who infest Usenet. For God's sakes,
they do not even use their real names. I decided from day one that I was not
going to be a cipher like all the rest of them. Therein lies my Greatness!

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Apparently Meinecke stays current on this newsgroup although he never
makes any contributions to it anymore.

So most net.unglates.

??? Way too lazy to EVER look up anything! It comes from my professional
training as a librarian.

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Meinecke was one of the main things that was wrong with this group when
push came to shove. When a criminal vandal troll showed up here (Ed
Gin),
all he knew how to do was to run and hide like the cowardly weasel that
he
is. He does not have a clue about what destroyed this group. It takes
talent to be as dense as he ever proves himself to be. I attribute his
density to his Germanic racial traits.

No context. No interest spark.
It's Usenet.

You would have had to experience Ed Gin to know what I am talking about. He
was totally mindless and into nothing but name calling. He stepped on every
thread with his spamming messages. He forged other's real names and
addresses as well as using dozens of different user names himself. All of
his posts were through proxies. He never responded to anything that was
said. He in effect destroyed ARBR because no one on the group (except for a
few of us) had the guts to fight him.

Mr. Meinecke always prided himself on being somewhat responsible for good
Usenet etiquette, yet when push came to shove he absented himself. That is
why I do not like him much. Yes, he is intelligent, but what good is
intelligence without courage?

Poor Mr. Meinecke does not know a troll from a hole in the ground. When a
real troll showed up he was out to lunch. Note how I have responded to your
message. Does it seem like I am trolling you? However, I am prepared to
take you to task for your constipated one-liners if you wish.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

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"Eugene Miya" <[email hidden]> wrote in message

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In article <[email hidden]>,

Jon Meinecke said:

The net.species in ARBR have certain peculiarities.... trolling
by disassociation from reality and projection is standard behavior
by a prolific, but lesser species there.

Well every news group, mailing list, listserv, Wiki, etc. has a degree
of this. A signature signal. Amuse yourself in alt.culture.alaska some
time.

Interestingly Floyd had his turn with Mr. Ed about 18 months ago.
In short order, Floyd made mincemeat of him without raising a sweat.
After Floyd ID'ed Ed's "raging bull" as "mooing cow mode...", here's
the best Ed could offer. Classic.

I don't ever recall having any conversation with anyone name Eugene Miya
before. The only Floyd I recall is some idiot from Barrow, Alaska who argued
that the Eskimo was superior to the Norse because the Eskimo hunted the g.d.
whale and was able to survive in the high arctic by doing so whereas the
Norse chose not to do that and were therefore not able to survive - as no
sensible human should ever want to do in the first place. Floyd was nothing
but a freaking idiot for living in Barrow - a regular paradise on this earth
no doubt! I think Floyd thought he was an Eskimo himself!

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http://groups.google.com/group/alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent/msg/27fa342ff5a0e6ca?dmode=source

Nope, I do not trust a cowardly weasel like Meinecke to ever go to a link of
his. The rest of you do so at your peril.
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I have to go out of my way to see Mr. Ed's unoriginal content in its
original form. A few weeks ago, he apparently claimed "net.fungus"
as his species. Tinea cruris, according to someone who quoted his
post.

This is what is wrong with a character like Meinecke. He has kill-filed me
so he only sees what others' quote from my messages. This is fundamentally
unfair to me, but what does Meinecke know of fairness. His hypocrisy is
overwhelming. I read his messages as he writes them, but he does not do the
same with me. Yet, he feels free to comment on me and my messages.

Once you have kill-filed someone it is only fair that you no longer comment
on whoever it is that you have kill-filed. However, since I have not
kill-filed him and read all of his messages, I am perfectly free to comment
on him and his messages. Kill-filers are the most incredibly stupid people
in the world.

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> Meinecke was one of the main things that was wrong with this group when
> push came to shove. When a criminal vandal troll showed up here (Ed
> Gin),
> all he knew how to do was to run and hide like the cowardly weasel that
> he
> is. He does not have a clue about what destroyed this group. It takes
> talent to be as dense as he ever proves himself to be. I attribute his
> density to his Germanic racial traits.

No context. No interest spark.
It's Usenet.

"Shall we play a game?" - WOPR

Dolan's game has convinced many subject matter experts that ARBR
isn't worth their time. C'est la vie. What he imagines I have or have
not done and what he projects of me by my surname is inconsequential.

I am not imagining anything in connection with Meinecke. He pretended to
have the best interests of ARBR at heart, but he proved to be nothing but a
craven coward. Ed Gin said boo and Meinecke fainted dead away. His surname
is mud as far as I am concerned.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

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http://groups.google.com/group/alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent/msg/27fa342ff5a0e6ca?dmode=source

I'd forgotten that. Thanks for the reminder! Reading it again,
just like when I wrote the article he responded to, had me just
tied up with fits of laughter.

Poor Ed had a bad day on that one. (Does he ever have a really
good day though?)

--
Floyd L. Davidson <http://www.apaflo.com/floyd_davidson>
Ukpeagvik (Barrow, Alaska) [email hidden]

My God! We do not want this lunatic back in our sacred cycling precincts. If
you listen to him you will end up in Barrow yourself hunting the g.d. whale
and drinking yourself to death like the freaking Eskimos.

I hear the high arctic is melting away due to global warming and that the
polar bear will soon be extinct. Now if we could just figure out a way to
make old Floyd extinct. How he can ride any kind of a bicycle in Barrow is
one for the books. Do they even have any roads there?

According to Floyd, we should all be taking our vacations in Barrow in
January. There we would never see the sun, and enjoy 50 degrees below zero.
The main thing we should take with us when we go there on our vacations is
plenty of liquor so we can get as drunk as the natives. After all, when you
are living that far north, you do not want to see, feel or hear anything -
except maybe the beating of your own heart just to reassure you that you
have not died and gone to a very cold and dark Hell. Greenland, anyone?

As Scott lay dying in his tent in Antarctica, he wrote in his diary, "God,
this is an awful place!" Hey Floyd, you brain dead nit-wit, why don't you
go to Antarctica. Barrow (and all of Alaska for that matter) is for sissies.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

Edward Dolan said:

My God! We do not want this lunatic back in our sacred cycling precincts. If
you listen to him you will end up in Barrow yourself hunting the g.d. whale
and drinking yourself to death like the freaking Eskimos.

I hear the high arctic is melting away due to global warming and that the
polar bear will soon be extinct. Now if we could just figure out a way to
make old Floyd extinct. How he can ride any kind of a bicycle in Barrow is
one for the books. Do they even have any roads there?

According to Floyd, we should all be taking our vacations in Barrow in
January. There we would never see the sun, and enjoy 50 degrees below zero.
The main thing we should take with us when we go there on our vacations is
plenty of liquor so we can get as drunk as the natives. After all, when you
are living that far north, you do not want to see, feel or hear anything -
except maybe the beating of your own heart just to reassure you that you
have not died and gone to a very cold and dark Hell. Greenland, anyone?

As Scott lay dying in his tent in Antarctica, he wrote in his diary, "God,
this is an awful place!" Hey Floyd, you brain dead nit-wit, why don't you
go to Antarctica. Barrow (and all of Alaska for that matter) is for sissies.

Ahem, it seems that in addition to being retarded, Mr. Dolan is a
racist too.

Not surprising, as the two go hand in hand often enough.

--
Floyd L. Davidson <http://www.apaflo.com/floyd_davidson>
Ukpeagvik (Barrow, Alaska) [email hidden]

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Edward Dolan said:

My God! We do not want this lunatic back in our sacred cycling precincts.
If
you listen to him you will end up in Barrow yourself hunting the g.d.
whale
and drinking yourself to death like the freaking Eskimos.

I hear the high arctic is melting away due to global warming and that the
polar bear will soon be extinct. Now if we could just figure out a way to
make old Floyd extinct. How he can ride any kind of a bicycle in Barrow is
one for the books. Do they even have any roads there?

According to Floyd, we should all be taking our vacations in Barrow in
January. There we would never see the sun, and enjoy 50 degrees below
zero.
The main thing we should take with us when we go there on our vacations is
plenty of liquor so we can get as drunk as the natives. After all, when
you
are living that far north, you do not want to see, feel or hear anything -
except maybe the beating of your own heart just to reassure you that you
have not died and gone to a very cold and dark Hell. Greenland, anyone?

As Scott lay dying in his tent in Antarctica, he wrote in his diary, "God,
this is an awful place!" Hey Floyd, you brain dead nit-wit, why don't you
go to Antarctica. Barrow (and all of Alaska for that matter) is for
sissies.

Ahem, it seems that in addition to being retarded, Mr. Dolan is a
racist too.

Not surprising, as the two go hand in hand often enough.

I only know what I read in the liberal mass media about the Eskimo and his
drunken ways. But are not all those people from Northeastern Siberia, which
is also the home of all the original inhabitants of the Americas. DNA
studies have conclusively proven that. In other words, they are all
Mongoloids. Is Floyd also a Mongoloid or is he a Caucasoid? I don't think he
is a Negroid as I doubt there are any Negroes stupid enough to be living in
Barrow, Alaska. It takes a really dumb Caucasoid like Floyd to think that
Barrow is a good place to settle down.

But Hells Bells, I don't blame the Eskimo for being nothing but a drunken
savage. If I had to live in that godforsaken land, that is what I would do
too. I would just drink and drink until it killed me. Either that, or get
the hell out of there. It is really very strange in this day and age that
anyone would choose to live in such a frozen land. Floyd lives there because
he is crazy, but surely not all Eskimos are crazy. They must know there is a
better world for them to be living in than the high arctic.

All this talk about drinking has made me thirsty. Please excuse me now while
I hop on my trusty bike and make a run to the local liquor store to get some
of my favorite vino. Just thinking about crazy Floyd there in frozen Barrow,
Alaska, is enough to drive anyone to drink.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota