table manners

[censored], Barry.

Benhua! said:

[censored], Barry.

you still getting off to sailor moon?

You still getting off with your special friends behing Dearington?

"Rescue" <[email hidden]> wrote in news:1140761359.086654.10890
@p10g2000cwp.googlegroups.com:

Quoted message said:

did you know, if you get meat on you plate, and it has a bone in it,
you can pick it up.
that's acceptable

if you eat hot peppers and need to blow your nose, just blow it and
blow it good, blow out the candles! this is acceptable

A gentlemen can stuff a cloth napkin onto
a lady's lap, come in at an angle, push
the napkin across her thighs, don't worry that your
hands may brush her legs, is aight you're being a
gentlemen

if you burp..giggle and say..scuse me...

Barry,

Well that certainly was in poor taste, imho.

PLONK!

Andy

Benhua! said:

You still getting off with your special friends behing Dearington?

you still walking down that broad path?

Andy said:

Well that certainly was in poor taste, imho.

PLONK!

I think Andy must have fell in.

That's what you get Andy, crapping where you eat!

Andy said:

"Rescue" <[email hidden]> wrote in news:1140761359.086654.10890
@p10g2000cwp.googlegroups.com:

Quoted message said:

did you know, if you get meat on you plate, and it has a bone in it,
you can pick it up.
that's acceptable

if you eat hot peppers and need to blow your nose, just blow it and
blow it good, blow out the candles! this is acceptable

A gentlemen can stuff a cloth napkin onto
a lady's lap, come in at an angle, push
the napkin across her thighs, don't worry that your
hands may brush her legs, is aight you're being a
gentlemen

if you burp..giggle and say..scuse me...

Barry,

Well that certainly was in poor taste, imho.

PLONK!

Andy

He's right about meat served on-the-bone, according to Miss Manners.

Bob

zxcvbob said:

Andy said:

"Rescue" <[email hidden]> wrote in
news:1140761359.086654.10890 @p10g2000cwp.googlegroups.com:

Quoted message said:

did you know, if you get meat on you plate, and it has a bone in it,
you can pick it up.
that's acceptable

Well that certainly was in poor taste, imho.

PLONK!

He's right about meat served on-the-bone, according to Miss Manners.

Bob

Unless it's a pork chop smothered in gravy 😉

Jill

zxcvbob said:

He's right about meat served on-the-bone, according to Miss Manners.

Bob

Never too old to learn... and I thought it was "only if it had wings"
😉

Cheers
Cathy(xyz)

jmcquown said:

zxcvbob said:

Andy said:

"Rescue" <[email hidden]> wrote in
news:1140761359.086654.10890 @p10g2000cwp.googlegroups.com:

> did you know, if you get meat on you plate, and it has a bone
> in it, you can pick it up. that's acceptable
> [snip]

Well that certainly was in poor taste, imho.

PLONK!

He's right about meat served on-the-bone, according to Miss
Manners.

Bob

Unless it's a pork chop smothered in gravy 😉

Jill

Gravy or not, I would eat a steak or chop with a knife and fork until I
got down to just the bone, and then pick it up and gnaw the last bits
off of the bone -- daintily, of course.

Maybe that's why most meat is sold boneless these days; to save the
hostess the embarrassment of having guests eat with their fingers. ;-)

Bob

zxcvbob said:

He's right about meat served on-the-bone, according to Miss Manners.

I don't believe that to be correct.

Brian

--
If televison's a babysitter, the Internet is a drunk librarian who
won't shut up.
-- Dorothy Gambrell (http://catandgirl.com)

"zxcvbob" <[email hidden]> wrote

Quoted message said:

Gravy or not, I would eat a steak or chop with a knife and fork until I
got down to just the bone, and then pick it up and gnaw the last bits
off of the bone -- daintily, of course.

Except for the dainty part, that's how I eat pork chops, which
I was relentlessly razzed about, still makes me laugh.

nancy

Default User said:

zxcvbob said:

He's right about meat served on-the-bone, according to Miss Manners.

I don't believe that to be correct.

what do you do with a turkey leg?

On Fri, 24 Feb 2006 11:55:19 -0600, zxcvbob <[email hidden]>
rummaged among random neurons and opined:

Quoted message said:

He's right about meat served on-the-bone, according to Miss Manners.

Well, there are limits, I'd daresay. You wouldn't pick up an entire
t-bone and start gnawing away and anything with a sauce or gravy is
verboten. Common sense is a wonderous thing.

Terry "Squeaks" Pulliam Burd
AAC(F)BV66.0748.CA

--
"If the soup had been as hot as the claret, if the claret had been as
old as the bird, and if the bird's breasts had been as full as the
waitress's, it would have been a very good dinner."

-- Duncan Hines

To reply, replace "spaminator" with "cox"

On 24 Feb 2006 18:34:14 -0800, "Rescue" <[email hidden]>
rummaged among random neurons and opined:

Quoted message said:

Default User said:

zxcvbob said:

He's right about meat served on-the-bone, according to Miss Manners.

I don't believe that to be correct.

what do you do with a turkey leg?

Cut it off the bone unless you're at a fair. Then you can wander about
gnawing on it. Etiquette does not apply to fairs <g>

Terry "Squeaks" Pulliam Burd
AAC(F)BV66.0748.CA

--
"If the soup had been as hot as the claret, if the claret had been as
old as the bird, and if the bird's breasts had been as full as the
waitress's, it would have been a very good dinner."

-- Duncan Hines

To reply, replace "spaminator" with "cox"

Rescue said:

Default User said:

zxcvbob said:

He's right about meat served on-the-bone, according to Miss
Manners.

I don't believe that to be correct.

what do you do with a turkey leg?

Knife and fork, it such a thing is served whole. It really shouldn't be.

Brian

--
If televison's a babysitter, the Internet is a drunk librarian who
won't shut up.
-- Dorothy Gambrell (http://catandgirl.com)

Default User said:

Knife and fork, it such a thing is served whole. It really shouldn't be.

how do you feel about hot searing painful ass gas at the table?

"Rescue" <[email hidden]> hitched up their panties and posted
news:[email hidden]:

Quoted message said:

Default User said:

zxcvbob said:

He's right about meat served on-the-bone, according to Miss Manners.

I don't believe that to be correct.

what do you do with a turkey leg?

If at mother's home one uses a knife and fork. In my home ya' pick it up
with fingers and eat it.

Michael

--
“It requires a certain kind of mind to see beauty in a hamburger bun.”
_Ray Kroc, creator of the McDonald's franchise

"Default User" <[email hidden]> hitched up their panties and
posted news:[email hidden]:

Quoted message said:

Rescue said:

Default User said:

zxcvbob wrote:

> He's right about meat served on-the-bone, according to Miss
> Manners.

I don't believe that to be correct.

what do you do with a turkey leg?

Knife and fork, it such a thing is served whole. It really shouldn't be.

Brian

Now and then they would serve them (whole) in the cafeteria at my former
employer's. It was a chore to eat. One did not want to look like a cave
man in the cafeteria by gnawing on it whole so one struggled with knife and
fork.

Michael

--
“It requires a certain kind of mind to see beauty in a hamburger bun.”
_Ray Kroc, creator of the McDonald's franchise