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It's a small world...........

Mtbscottie · 2003-08-31T22:06:15+00:00

So I'm travelling along Interstate 90 yesterday, headed to the Cleveland Air Show. I stopped at a rest stop to get something to drink. On the way out, I noticed a Toyota pickup with a Klein hardtail on the roof, with a Colorado license, and went over and started conversing with it's owner and his wife. I asked where he was from in Colorado, and he stated Fort Collins. I asked him if he had ever rode or been to Fruita. He said, "yeah, but not sure if I'll go there again". "Why is that", I asked, "from what I've read and seen, it's like heaven there". "It's beautiful there, that's for sure" he answered, "great trails too." I asked what turned him off. "Well, it was my first ride with my wife, I've been trying so long to get her to ride with me. She finally agreed to, and so a month into her riding career, we decided to head to Fruita for the weekend. I got her used to fire roads and double track first. So Fruita was her first real shot at single track. So we were just riding along, minding our own business, not bothering anyone. She's having some trobule staying in the single track, veering off trail here and there, totally unintentional. Out of nowhere comes this guy way over 6 feet tall and starts yelling at both of us for her veering off trail. My wife was in tears, and I tried to be reasonalbe to this guy and let him know she's just starting out. He didn't care though, it's as if he owned all the trails. He was a real jerk. So the next day we found this shop called Over The Edge. Great group of people! They asked us how our stay was going, and we told them about the incident. They told me this guy, who goes by the name of JD takes great pride in maintaining and policing the trails. They apologized, and said, he does take it to far sometimes." All the time, I'm trying my hardest to keep from breaking out in laughter! I went on to explain that I knew who he was, and the couple was in total amazement. The wife looked at me and said, "Tell him I said hello, and that it must be great to be a world reknown idiot!" LOL! Loving every minute of it!

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Mtbscottie
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31 August 2003, 22:06 UTC #1

So I'm travelling along Interstate 90 yesterday, headed to the Cleveland Air Show. I stopped at a
rest stop to get something to drink. On the way out, I noticed a Toyota pickup with a Klein hardtail
on the roof, with a Colorado license, and went over and started conversing with it's owner and his
wife. I asked where he was from in Colorado, and he stated Fort Collins. I asked him if he had ever
rode or been to Fruita. He said, "yeah, but not sure if I'll go there again". "Why is that", I
asked, "from what I've read and seen, it's like heaven there". "It's beautiful there, that's for
sure" he answered, "great trails too." I asked what turned him off. "Well, it was my first ride with
my wife, I've been trying so long to get her to ride with me. She finally agreed to, and so a month
into her riding career, we decided to head to Fruita for the weekend. I got her used to fire roads
and double track first. So Fruita was her first real shot at single track. So we were just riding
along, minding our own business, not bothering anyone. She's having some trobule staying in the
single track, veering off trail here and there, totally unintentional. Out of nowhere comes this guy
way over 6 feet tall and starts yelling at both of us for her veering off trail. My wife was in
tears, and I tried to be reasonalbe to this guy and let him know she's just starting out. He didn't
care though, it's as if he owned all the trails. He was a real jerk. So the next day we found this
shop called Over The Edge. Great group of people! They asked us how our stay was going, and we told
them about the incident. They told me this guy, who goes by the name of JD takes great pride in
maintaining and policing the trails. They apologized, and said, he does take it to far sometimes."
All the time, I'm trying my hardest to keep from breaking out in laughter! I went on to explain that
I knew who he was, and the couple was in total amazement. The wife looked at me and said, "Tell him
I said hello, and that it must be great to be a world reknown idiot!"
LOL! Loving every minute of it!

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Bb
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31 August 2003, 22:31 UTC #2

MTBScottie said:
The wife looked at me and said, "Tell him I said hello, and that it must be great to be a world
reknown idiot!"
Yeah sure, and I met Elvis yesterday.
--
-BB- To reply to me, drop the attitude (from my e-mail address, at least)

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Stephen Baker
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31 August 2003, 23:06 UTC #3

BB says:
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The wife looked at me and said, "Tell him I said hello, and that it must be great to be a world
reknown idiot!"
Yeah sure, and I met Elvis yesterday.
And I'll bet Elvis' grammar would have been better than that, too. For future reference, Spanky,
it's "reknowned idiot...."
Steve

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Ctg
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1 September 2003, 00:49 UTC #4

"MTBScottie" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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LOL! Loving every minute of it!
Now JD gets his own fan fiction?!
Why do you care so much about someone you've never even met? This is just usenet, get over it.
Chris

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Deluxe Model
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1 September 2003, 00:49 UTC #5

"ctg" <n/a@n/a.com> wrote in message "]news:[email hidden]...
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"MTBScottie" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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LOL! Loving every minute of it!
Now JD gets his own fan fiction?!
Why do you care so much about someone you've never even met? This is just usenet, get over it.

That's right, it's 'just' Usenet. JD can be an [censored], Scottie can poke fun, you can disagree, and
I can point it out. Get used to it. 🙂

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Super Slinky
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1 September 2003, 00:49 UTC #6

Stephen Baker said...
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And I'll bet Elvis' grammar would have been better than that, too. For future reference, Spanky,
it's "reknowned idiot...."
Steve
Nope. It is 'renowned'. See why being a spelling flamer is so lame?

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Mtbscottie
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1 September 2003, 01:37 UTC #7

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Subject: Re: It's a small world........... From: BB [email hidden] Date: 8/31/2003
5:58 PM Eastern Standard Time Message-id: <[email hidden]>
MTBScottie said:
The wife looked at me and said, "Tell him I said hello, and that it must be great to be a world
reknown idiot!"
Yeah sure, and I met Elvis yesterday.
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-BB- To reply to me, drop the attitude (from my e-mail address, at least)
Whatever, couldn't be more serious.......

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Firewalker
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1 September 2003, 01:38 UTC #8

"Super Slinky" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Stephen Baker said...
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And I'll bet Elvis' grammar would have been better than that, too. For future reference, Spanky,
it's "reknowned idiot...."
Steve
Nope. It is 'renowned'. See why being a spelling flamer is so lame?
If you're going to be a dink, make sure you're correct.
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R.White
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1 September 2003, 02:31 UTC #9

"ctg" <n/a@n/a.com> wrote in message news:<[email hidden]>...
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"MTBScottie" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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LOL! Loving every minute of it!
Now JD gets his own fan fiction?!
Why do you care so much about someone you've never even met? This is just usenet, get over it.
That goes for you too. PKB.

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R.White
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1 September 2003, 02:53 UTC #10

BB <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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MTBScottie said:
The wife looked at me and said, "Tell him I said hello, and that it must be great to be a world
reknown idiot!"
Yeah sure, and I met Elvis yesterday.
Why do you find this so hard to believe? There are chance meetings that are way more bizarre
than this.
Gee, could JD actually be a [censored] in real life too? With those he doesn't know, he probably is. I'm
sure Dahmer had friends who defended him no matter what the facts were too.

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Spider
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1 September 2003, 16:51 UTC #11

[email hidden] (R.White) wrote in message
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BB <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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MTBScottie said:
The wife looked at me and said, "Tell him I said hello, and that it must be great to be a
world reknown idiot!"
Yeah sure, and I met Elvis yesterday.
Why do you find this so hard to believe?
Too convenient. I just doesn't *sound* real.
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Gee, could JD actually be a [censored] in real life too?
But he isn't. I've met him. Neither you nor Stupidski have.
He was very polite to all the other trail users, and to the rest of our group. So, as Duhski says,
if you haven't been there in person, you don't know [censored]. (Paraphrase from his bike testing whines.)
Spider

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Jd
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2 September 2003, 00:17 UTC #13

[email hidden] (MTBScottie) wrote in message
news:<[email hidden]>... <snip a hilarios rambling pisser of a
"paragraph">
Oh, I feel sooo discredited. Please stop spanking me!
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I went on to explain that I knew who he was, and the couple was in total amazement.
This is by far the funniest part because you have absolutely no idea who or what I am. Keep humping
away, howdy eat my doody.
JD

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Mtbscottie
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2 September 2003, 00:52 UTC #14

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Subject: Re: It's a small world........... From: [email hidden] (JD) Date: 9/1/2003 7:56 PM
Eastern Daylight Time Message-id: <[email hidden]>
[email hidden] (MTBScottie) wrote in message
news:<[email hidden]>... <snip a hilarios rambling pisser of a
"paragraph">
Oh, I feel sooo discredited. Please stop spanking me!
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I went on to explain that I knew who he was, and the couple was in total amazement.
This is by far the funniest part because you have absolutely no idea who or what I am. Keep humping
away, howdy eat my doody.
JD
The funny part is that I meet two strangers on the East Coast and describe you just as you act on
this discussion group. If you act different in person then you do on the internet, that only
discredits you even more.

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P E T E F A G E
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2 September 2003, 00:53 UTC #15

BB said:
MTBScottie said:
The wife looked at me and said, "Tell him I said hello, and that it

must be
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Quoted message said:
great to be a world reknown idiot!"
Yeah sure, and I met Elvis yesterday.
I slept with Elvis yesterday (he loves to be spanked "authoritatively"😉.

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Dave W
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2 September 2003, 02:35 UTC #17

(Spider) said:
Nobody is forcing you to read or reply to any of this, or any other post. You choose to paint
yourself as an imbecile in USENET. Don't blame anyone else for that. Trying to change someone who
doesn't want to change is a fool's errand. Are you a fool, or are you as bright as you seem to
think you are?
Spider (who knows a fool's errand when he writes one. *sigh*)
mmmm, I love the smell of irony! specially over a holiday....
Dave (like Sunday beer)

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Tj
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2 September 2003, 04:06 UTC #18

"MTBScottie" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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own business, not bothering anyone. She's having some trobule staying in

the
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single track, veering off trail here and there, totally unintentional.

Out of
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nowhere comes this guy way over 6 feet tall and starts yelling at both of

us
Quoted message said:
for her veering off trail. My wife was in tears, and I tried to be

reasonalbe
Quoted message said:
to this guy and let him know she's just starting out. He didn't care

though,
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it's as if he owned all the trails. He was a real jerk.
Hey..That was me. How the hell did I get to be 6'7"? Oh yeah, I got "streched".
TJ

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Jd
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2 September 2003, 04:06 UTC #19

"ctg" <n/a@n/a.com> wrote in message news:<[email hidden]>...
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"MTBScottie" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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LOL! Loving every minute of it!
Now JD gets his own fan fiction?!
There are so many holes in his little "story", it makes a sieve look solid. Only a moron would think
it has even a little truth in it. Then again, it was written (sic) by one of the biggest morons in
Usenet history.
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Why do you care so much about someone you've never even met?
Maybe he wants to spank me, though it's a wooden-headed fantasy that our resident howdy doody will
never fulfill.
JD

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Jd
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2 September 2003, 04:17 UTC #20

little ricky white scribbled in caryon:
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Gee, could JD actually be a [censored] in real life too?
I can tell you this, ricky. If you were in Fruita (like that'll ever happen because you are a
gutless piece of [censored]) and rode off trail in front of me, I would laugh, as I have been laughing at
all fools on bikes the last five years or so. So, if laughing at barneys is being a [censored], then I am
the biggest [censored] you could ever imagine. Now go hump someone else's leg, muttface.
JD

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R.White
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2 September 2003, 15:54 UTC #21

[email hidden] (JD) wrote in message news:<[email hidden]>...
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little ricky white scribbled in caryon:
Quoted message said:
Gee, could JD actually be a [censored] in real life too?
I can tell you this, ricky. If you were in Fruita (like that'll ever happen because you are a
gutless piece of [censored]) and rode off trail in front of me, I would laugh, as I have been laughing
at all fools on bikes the last five years or so. So, if laughing at barneys is being a [censored], then
I am the biggest [censored] you could ever imagine. Now go hump someone else's leg, muttface.
If I was in Fruita, the only thing you would doing is sucking my [censored].

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Spider
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2 September 2003, 22:06 UTC #22

[email hidden] (R.White) wrote in message
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[email hidden] (MTBScottie) wrote in message
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But he isn't. I've met him. Neither you nor Stupidski have.
That isn't the point. It's how he, and actually you, act towards others on the group.
Spider and JD's other lackeys are too afraid to question his stupid antics, lest they become a
target of his critism.
Heh. Another short-term memory loss patient. Google would solve that, if you knew how to use it.
Quoted message said:
Think of Spider as Scut Farcas's sidekick. He's got to play along as he's too afraid of getting
his own ass whipped.
Let me ask you this:
What is the functional difference between JD flaming someone and what you have done in this post?
I'll wait for the good hypocrite to be courageous and admit his logical error, or try and attempt
more obfuscation. RW, you may want to think twice about that - I know my way around.
Spider

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