OT Knife orgasm!!

In article <[email hidden]>,

David Cohen said:

I collect knives. Primarily factory production knives, especially limited
editions and high end ones. The UPS man...I call him Santa...just delivered
my latest acquisition: a Chris Reeve Large Sebenza, Unique Classic, gold Paw
Print, exclusive to Plaza Cutlery of California:

http://www.plazacutlery.com/Reeves/Reeve1460492.htm

It's magnificant. Considered by many to be the finest factory production
knife of it's type ever made. I got this particular version for the puppy
prints 🙂

My loins are tingling 🙂)

David

You need one of these:

http://www.loveleaf.net/ts/GRHK480TS.html#GRHK480

Now THAT is a knife. ;-)

Cheers!
--
Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-[censored]." -Jack Nicholson

"David Cohen" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

I collect knives. Primarily factory production knives, especially limited
editions and high end ones. The UPS man...I call him Santa...just delivered
my latest acquisition: a Chris Reeve Large Sebenza, Unique Classic, gold
Paw Print, exclusive to Plaza Cutlery of California:

http://www.plazacutlery.com/Reeves/Reeve1460492.htm

It's magnificant. Considered by many to be the finest factory production
knife of it's type ever made. I got this particular version for the puppy
prints 🙂

My loins are tingling 🙂)

Chris Reeves??

Isn't he dead??

David Cohen said:

I collect knives. Primarily factory production knives, especially limited
editions and high end ones. The UPS man...I call him Santa...just delivered
my latest acquisition: a Chris Reeve Large Sebenza, Unique Classic, gold Paw
Print, exclusive to Plaza Cutlery of California:

http://www.plazacutlery.com/Reeves/Reeve1460492.htm

It's magnificant. Considered by many to be the finest factory production
knife of it's type ever made. I got this particular version for the puppy
prints 🙂

My loins are tingling 🙂)

David

Get a life.

OmManiPadmeOmelet said:

http://www.loveleaf.net/ts/GRHK480TS.html#GRHK480

Now THAT is a knife. ;-)

Cheers!
--
Om.

You hold it against your poor fathers throat while you molest him?

David said:

Quoted message said:

Om.

You hold it against your poor fathers throat while you molest him?

We know he does, but he's a nice guy, so we look the other way.

"OmManiPadmeOmelet" <[email hidden]> wrote

Quoted message said:

David Cohen said:

I collect knives. Primarily factory production knives, especially limited
editions and high end ones. The UPS man...I call him Santa...just
delivered
my latest acquisition: a Chris Reeve Large Sebenza, Unique Classic, gold
Paw
Print, exclusive to Plaza Cutlery of California:

http://www.plazacutlery.com/Reeves/Reeve1460492.htm

It's magnificant. Considered by many to be the finest factory production
knife of it's type ever made. I got this particular version for the puppy
prints 🙂

My loins are tingling 🙂)

You need one of these:

http://www.loveleaf.net/ts/GRHK480TS.html#GRHK480

Now THAT is a knife. ;-)

If I were into collecting fantasy knives, which I'm not, but many are, a
good batleth would be required.

Ka-pla'!

David

David Cohen said:

I collect knives. Primarily factory production knives, especially limited
editions and high end ones. The UPS man...I call him Santa...just delivered
my latest acquisition: a Chris Reeve Large Sebenza, Unique Classic, gold Paw
Print, exclusive to Plaza Cutlery of California:

http://www.plazacutlery.com/Reeves/Reeve1460492.htm

It's magnificant. Considered by many to be the finest factory production
knife of it's type ever made. I got this particular version for the puppy
prints 🙂

My loins are tingling 🙂)

David

Your post is off topic to this group. You posted a message because you
received something from UPS. You must live a very lonely life. LOL

On Wed, 21 Dec 2005 03:45:10 -0800, pickle soup <[email hidden]>

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Your post is off topic to this group. You posted a message because you
received something from UPS. You must live a very lonely life. LOL

STFU you punkass beach, before we get some muscleheads together, drive
out there, and beat the living [censored] ot of you.

In article <[email hidden]>,

David Cohen said:

"OmManiPadmeOmelet" <[email hidden]> wrote

Quoted message said:

David Cohen said:

I collect knives. Primarily factory production knives, especially limited
editions and high end ones. The UPS man...I call him Santa...just
delivered
my latest acquisition: a Chris Reeve Large Sebenza, Unique Classic, gold
Paw
Print, exclusive to Plaza Cutlery of California:

http://www.plazacutlery.com/Reeves/Reeve1460492.htm

It's magnificant. Considered by many to be the finest factory production
knife of it's type ever made. I got this particular version for the puppy
prints 🙂

My loins are tingling 🙂)

You need one of these:

http://www.loveleaf.net/ts/GRHK480TS.html#GRHK480

Now THAT is a knife. ;-)

If I were into collecting fantasy knives, which I'm not, but many are, a
good batleth would be required.

Ka-pla'!

David

That's spelled with a Q'...... ;-)

I actually have one of those.
It hangs on the home gym wall, right next to my crossbow.

My personal favorite in my knife collection however is one of these:

http://www.imsplus.com/ims8d.html

Cheers!
--
Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-[censored]." -Jack Nicholson

"OmManiPadmeOmelet" <[email hidden]> wrote

Quoted message said:

David Cohen said:

"OmManiPadmeOmelet" <[email hidden]> wrote

Quoted message said:

"David Cohen" <[email hidden]> wrote:

> I collect knives. Primarily factory production knives, especially
> limited
> editions and high end ones. The UPS man...I call him Santa...just
> delivered
> my latest acquisition: a Chris Reeve Large Sebenza, Unique Classic,
> gold
> Paw
> Print, exclusive to Plaza Cutlery of California:
>
> http://www.plazacutlery.com/Reeves/Reeve1460492.htm
>
> It's magnificant. Considered by many to be the finest factory
> production
> knife of it's type ever made. I got this particular version for the
> puppy
> prints 🙂
>
> My loins are tingling 🙂)

You need one of these:

http://www.loveleaf.net/ts/GRHK480TS.html#GRHK480

Now THAT is a knife. ;-)

If I were into collecting fantasy knives, which I'm not, but many are, a
good batleth would be required.

Ka-pla'!

That's spelled with a Q'...... ;-)

Klingon is like Hebrew, or Russian, or Chinese. It is a non-English
alphabet, so, any phonetet equivilant is as correct as any other phonetic
equivilant. There are no "k"s or "q"s in Klingon.

Quoted message said:

I actually have one of those.
It hangs on the home gym wall, right next to my crossbow.

My personal favorite in my knife collection however is one of these:

http://www.imsplus.com/ims8d.html

Which one?

David

In article <[email hidden]>,

David Cohen said:

"OmManiPadmeOmelet" <[email hidden]> wrote

Quoted message said:

David Cohen said:

"OmManiPadmeOmelet" <[email hidden]> wrote
> "David Cohen" <[email hidden]> wrote:
>
>> I collect knives. Primarily factory production knives, especially
>> limited
>> editions and high end ones. The UPS man...I call him Santa...just
>> delivered
>> my latest acquisition: a Chris Reeve Large Sebenza, Unique Classic,
>> gold
>> Paw
>> Print, exclusive to Plaza Cutlery of California:
>>
>> http://www.plazacutlery.com/Reeves/Reeve1460492.htm
>>
>> It's magnificant. Considered by many to be the finest factory
>> production
>> knife of it's type ever made. I got this particular version for the
>> puppy
>> prints 🙂
>>
>> My loins are tingling 🙂)
>
> You need one of these:
>
> http://www.loveleaf.net/ts/GRHK480TS.html#GRHK480
>
> Now THAT is a knife. ;-)

If I were into collecting fantasy knives, which I'm not, but many are, a
good batleth would be required.

Ka-pla'!

That's spelled with a Q'...... ;-)

Klingon is like Hebrew, or Russian, or Chinese. It is a non-English
alphabet, so, any phonetet equivilant is as correct as any other phonetic
equivilant. There are no "k"s or "q"s in Klingon.

Since it's a fake language, it's academic....
I actually have a Klingon language CD.

Amazing what people do for entertainment!

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

I actually have one of those.
It hangs on the home gym wall, right next to my crossbow.

My personal favorite in my knife collection however is one of these:

http://www.imsplus.com/ims8d.html

Which one?

The Trench knife.
The one with the Brass 'nucks.

Got it from a pawn shop in Palmdale when I was about 17. ;-)

Quoted message said:

David

--
Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-[censored]." -Jack Nicholson

"OmManiPadmeOmelet" <[email hidden]> wrote

Quoted message said:

David Cohen said:

"OmManiPadmeOmelet" <[email hidden]> wrote

Quoted message said:

"David Cohen" <[email hidden]> wrote:
> "OmManiPadmeOmelet" <[email hidden]> wrote
> > "David Cohen" <[email hidden]> wrote:
> >
> >> I collect knives. Primarily factory production knives, especially
> >> limited
> >> editions and high end ones. The UPS man...I call him Santa...just
> >> delivered
> >> my latest acquisition: a Chris Reeve Large Sebenza, Unique Classic,
> >> gold
> >> Paw
> >> Print, exclusive to Plaza Cutlery of California:
> >>
> >> http://www.plazacutlery.com/Reeves/Reeve1460492.htm
> >>
> >> It's magnificant. Considered by many to be the finest factory
> >> production
> >> knife of it's type ever made. I got this particular version for the
> >> puppy
> >> prints 🙂
> >>
> >> My loins are tingling 🙂)
> >
> > You need one of these:
> >
> > http://www.loveleaf.net/ts/GRHK480TS.html#GRHK480
> >
> > Now THAT is a knife. ;-)
>
> If I were into collecting fantasy knives, which I'm not, but many are,
> a
> good batleth would be required.
>
> Ka-pla'!

That's spelled with a Q'...... ;-)

Klingon is like Hebrew, or Russian, or Chinese. It is a non-English
alphabet, so, any phonetet equivilant is as correct as any other phonetic
equivilant. There are no "k"s or "q"s in Klingon.

Since it's a fake language, it's academic....

It is NOT a fake language. It's a real language, spoken by real people,
without lives.

Quoted message said:

I actually have a Klingon language CD.

A Trekkie calls Klingon a "fake language"? That's just wrong.

Quoted message said:

Amazing what people do for entertainment!

Yeah, right. You're a Trekkie, admit it!!

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

I actually have one of those.
It hangs on the home gym wall, right next to my crossbow.

My personal favorite in my knife collection however is one of these:

http://www.imsplus.com/ims8d.html

Which one?

The Trench knife.
The one with the Brass 'nucks.

Oh, I like it!

I wonder if, in the entire history of warfare, anyone was ever hit by the
brass nuckles of a trench knife?

David

In article <[email hidden]>,

David Cohen said:

"OmManiPadmeOmelet" <[email hidden]> wrote

Quoted message said:

David Cohen said:

"OmManiPadmeOmelet" <[email hidden]> wrote
> "David Cohen" <[email hidden]> wrote:
>> "OmManiPadmeOmelet" <[email hidden]> wrote
>> > "David Cohen" <[email hidden]> wrote:
>> >
>> >> I collect knives. Primarily factory production knives, especially
>> >> limited
>> >> editions and high end ones. The UPS man...I call him Santa...just
>> >> delivered
>> >> my latest acquisition: a Chris Reeve Large Sebenza, Unique Classic,
>> >> gold
>> >> Paw
>> >> Print, exclusive to Plaza Cutlery of California:
>> >>
>> >> http://www.plazacutlery.com/Reeves/Reeve1460492.htm
>> >>
>> >> It's magnificant. Considered by many to be the finest factory
>> >> production
>> >> knife of it's type ever made. I got this particular version for the
>> >> puppy
>> >> prints 🙂
>> >>
>> >> My loins are tingling 🙂)
>> >
>> > You need one of these:
>> >
>> > http://www.loveleaf.net/ts/GRHK480TS.html#GRHK480
>> >
>> > Now THAT is a knife. ;-)
>>
>> If I were into collecting fantasy knives, which I'm not, but many are,
>> a
>> good batleth would be required.
>>
>> Ka-pla'!
>
> That's spelled with a Q'...... ;-)

Klingon is like Hebrew, or Russian, or Chinese. It is a non-English
alphabet, so, any phonetet equivilant is as correct as any other phonetic
equivilant. There are no "k"s or "q"s in Klingon.

Since it's a fake language, it's academic....

It is NOT a fake language. It's a real language, spoken by real people,
without lives.

'zactly.

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

I actually have a Klingon language CD.

A Trekkie calls Klingon a "fake language"? That's just wrong.

Quoted message said:

Amazing what people do for entertainment!

Yeah, right. You're a Trekkie, admit it!!

In one of my former lives. ;-)
The BO gets to you after awhile.

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

> I actually have one of those.
> It hangs on the home gym wall, right next to my crossbow.
>
> My personal favorite in my knife collection however is one of these:
>
> http://www.imsplus.com/ims8d.html

Which one?

The Trench knife.
The one with the Brass 'nucks.

Oh, I like it!

Me too!
It's got a nice "heft".

Quoted message said:

I wonder if, in the entire history of warfare, anyone was ever hit by the
brass nuckles of a trench knife?

Most likely...

Quoted message said:

David

--
Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-[censored]." -Jack Nicholson

[snip a knife version of "I'll you mine if you show me yours"]

Check out http://www.svord.co.nz.

I carry on of their 'economy sporting' knives when I go into the bush:
a 7inch blade 'Pig Sticker' (coded PSGP). Mine is slightly different
from the one shown, having a different and darker type of wooden
handle.
These things are purely functional, and come with a lifetime garauntee.

I also carry a multipurpose stainless skinning and boning knive of
similar size and from a different manufacturer, but it is a bit more
dainty than the above 'sticker'.

(A frustrated Adam, who was meant to be in the bush for the last week
hunting deer, but the weather turned sour, and whose dog is chaffing to
get out as well.)

--
Adam PR Taylor
http://www.nelliedog.co.nz

In article <[email hidden]>,

Adam PR Taylor said:

[snip a knife version of "I'll you mine if you show me yours"]

Cute. ;-)

Quoted message said:

Check out http://www.svord.co.nz.

Nice site, thanks!

Quoted message said:

I carry on of their 'economy sporting' knives when I go into the bush:
a 7inch blade 'Pig Sticker' (coded PSGP). Mine is slightly different
from the one shown, having a different and darker type of wooden
handle.
These things are purely functional, and come with a lifetime garauntee.

I also carry a multipurpose stainless skinning and boning knive of
similar size and from a different manufacturer, but it is a bit more
dainty than the above 'sticker'.

(A frustrated Adam, who was meant to be in the bush for the last week
hunting deer, but the weather turned sour, and whose dog is chaffing to
get out as well.)

Mmmm, I can empathize.
I could not afford a deer lease this year.
Been spending a lot of money on the house and yard,
but it's looking pretty good now!

There is a small herd grazing across the street from me nearly every
night, but it's illegal to discharge firearms in town..... <sigh>

Quoted message said:

--
Adam PR Taylor
http://www.nelliedog.co.nz

--
Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-[censored]." -Jack Nicholson

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

I carry on of their 'economy sporting' knives when I go into the bush:
a 7inch blade 'Pig Sticker' (coded PSGP). [snip]
(A frustrated Adam, who was meant to be in the bush for the last week
hunting deer, but the weather turned sour, and whose dog is chaffing to
get out as well.)

[snip]

Quoted message said:

There is a small herd grazing across the street from me nearly every
night, but it's illegal to discharge firearms in town..... <sigh>

I have been thinking quite a bit about this (especially as deer in NZ
are considered a pest and are regularly poisoned by DoC on public
lands, meaning that while they are feral, and there is no limit, there
are not many about and finding them is the hard part).

How about putting a good dog (Ping David Cohen!) or two onto them to
bail/hold them in a corner somewhere, and then moving in and
"stick'em"?
I know it would cause a helluva commotion, but.....

Mmmmmm, Venison for Christmas, ugglugllgulglglugllglg.....

--
Adam PR Taylor
http://www.nelliedog.co.nz

Adam PR Taylor said:

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

I carry on of their 'economy sporting' knives when I go into the bush:
a 7inch blade 'Pig Sticker' (coded PSGP). [snip]
(A frustrated Adam, who was meant to be in the bush for the last week
hunting deer, but the weather turned sour, and whose dog is chaffing to
get out as well.)

[snip]

Quoted message said:

There is a small herd grazing across the street from me nearly every
night, but it's illegal to discharge firearms in town..... <sigh>

I have been thinking quite a bit about this (especially as deer in NZ
are considered a pest and are regularly poisoned by DoC on public
lands, meaning that while they are feral, and there is no limit, there
are not many about and finding them is the hard part).

How about putting a good dog (Ping David Cohen!) or two onto them to
bail/hold them in a corner somewhere, and then moving in and
"stick'em"?
I know it would cause a helluva commotion, but.....

Apparently you haven't seen the American videos of deer beating the
[censored] out of some people. It's becoming more common, and a few people
have been gored and hoofed pretty badly, particularly by bucks in rut.
A spear might be OK, but I don't think you want to close enough to use
a knife.

In article <[email hidden]>,

Adam PR Taylor said:

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

I carry on of their 'economy sporting' knives when I go into the bush:
a 7inch blade 'Pig Sticker' (coded PSGP). [snip]
(A frustrated Adam, who was meant to be in the bush for the last week
hunting deer, but the weather turned sour, and whose dog is chaffing to
get out as well.)

[snip]

Quoted message said:

There is a small herd grazing across the street from me nearly every
night, but it's illegal to discharge firearms in town..... <sigh>

I have been thinking quite a bit about this (especially as deer in NZ
are considered a pest and are regularly poisoned by DoC on public
lands, meaning that while they are feral, and there is no limit, there
are not many about and finding them is the hard part).

How about putting a good dog (Ping David Cohen!) or two onto them to
bail/hold them in a corner somewhere, and then moving in and
"stick'em"?
I know it would cause a helluva commotion, but.....

Mmmmmm, Venison for Christmas, ugglugllgulglglugllglg.....

--
Adam PR Taylor
http://www.nelliedog.co.nz

Well...
I do own a crossbow. ;-)
--
Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-[censored]." -Jack Nicholson

In article <[email hidden]>,

JMW said:

Adam PR Taylor said:

Quoted message said:

> I carry on of their 'economy sporting' knives when I go into the bush:
> a 7inch blade 'Pig Sticker' (coded PSGP). [snip]
> (A frustrated Adam, who was meant to be in the bush for the last week
> hunting deer, but the weather turned sour, and whose dog is chaffing to
> get out as well.)

[snip]

Quoted message said:

There is a small herd grazing across the street from me nearly every
night, but it's illegal to discharge firearms in town..... <sigh>

I have been thinking quite a bit about this (especially as deer in NZ
are considered a pest and are regularly poisoned by DoC on public
lands, meaning that while they are feral, and there is no limit, there
are not many about and finding them is the hard part).

How about putting a good dog (Ping David Cohen!) or two onto them to
bail/hold them in a corner somewhere, and then moving in and
"stick'em"?
I know it would cause a helluva commotion, but.....

Apparently you haven't seen the American videos of deer beating the
[censored] out of some people. It's becoming more common, and a few people
have been gored and hoofed pretty badly, particularly by bucks in rut.
A spear might be OK, but I don't think you want to close enough to use
a knife.

Agreed.
Adult bucks really are not to be underestimated.

Spear?

Maybe with an Atlatl:

http://www.sonic.net/~quine/atlatl.html

Interesting concept.

I found it rather interesting that on that one episode of "Survivor"
that that guy was able to kill a wild pig with a knife.

He was very lucky.......
--
Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-[censored]." -Jack Nicholson