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  1. When I was young and it were all trees round ere, any bike
    with drpped handlebars was a "racer", and any racer had short
    mudguards of no practical use whatsoever. I am sure I used
    to believe at the time that this was because construction
    and use regulations required mudguards on roads, but style
    or speed or clearances or something required as little
    mudguard as possible. I hadn't seen one for years until I
    stumbled on one (minus its bike) on the road up in Blackbird
    Leys the other day. The it struck me that most bikes which
    I see on the roads these days have no mudguards (and many
    cyclists have skunk-striped clothing and rucksack).

    Have construction-and-use regs changed, or was it a myth?

  2. Geraint Jones said:

    When I was young and it were all trees round ere, any bike
    with drpped handlebars was a "racer", and any racer had short
    mudguards of no practical use whatsoever. I am sure I used
    to believe at the time that this was because construction
    and use regulations required mudguards on roads, but style
    or speed or clearances or something required as little
    mudguard as possible. I hadn't seen one for years until I
    stumbled on one (minus its bike) on the road up in Blackbird
    Leys the other day. The it struck me that most bikes which
    I see on the roads these days have no mudguards (and many
    cyclists have skunk-striped clothing and rucksack).

    Have construction-and-use regs changed, or was it a myth?

    Myth I think.

    --
    Nigel Cliffe,
    Webmaster at http://www.2mm.org.uk/

  3. Nigel Cliffe said:
    Geraint Jones said:

    When I was young and it were all trees round ere, any bike
    with drpped handlebars was a "racer", and any racer had short
    mudguards of no practical use whatsoever. I am sure I used
    to believe at the time that this was because construction
    and use regulations required mudguards on roads, but style
    or speed or clearances or something required as little
    mudguard as possible. I hadn't seen one for years until I
    stumbled on one (minus its bike) on the road up in Blackbird
    Leys the other day. The it struck me that most bikes which
    I see on the roads these days have no mudguards (and many
    cyclists have skunk-striped clothing and rucksack).

    Have construction-and-use regs changed, or was it a myth?

    Myth I think.

    Odd, but istr the same thing. Back in the, errrr, 70's.

  4. in message <[email hidden]>, Tosspot

    (') said:
    Nigel Cliffe said:
    Geraint Jones said:

    When I was young and it were all trees round ere, any bike
    with drpped handlebars was a "racer", and any racer had short
    mudguards of no practical use whatsoever. I am sure I used
    to believe at the time that this was because construction
    and use regulations required mudguards on roads, but style
    or speed or clearances or something required as little
    mudguard as possible. I hadn't seen one for years until I
    stumbled on one (minus its bike) on the road up in Blackbird
    Leys the other day. The it struck me that most bikes which
    I see on the roads these days have no mudguards (and many
    cyclists have skunk-striped clothing and rucksack).

    Have construction-and-use regs changed, or was it a myth?

    Myth I think.

    Odd, but istr the same thing. Back in the, errrr, 70's.

    Et moi aussi. People told us we had to have mudguards, and consequently
    we used these attenuated things - completely silly. I don't know if the
    rules have changed, either.

    --
    [email hidden] (Simon Brooke) http://www.jasmine.org.uk/~simon/

    Wise man with foot in mouth use opportunity to clean toes.
    ;; the Worlock

  5. Simon Brooke said:

    Et moi aussi. People told us we had to have mudguards, and
    consequently we used these attenuated things - completely silly. I
    don't know if the rules have changed, either.

    The insidious power of AUK.

  6. Simonb said:
    Simon Brooke said:

    Et moi aussi. People told us we had to have mudguards, and
    consequently we used these attenuated things - completely silly. I
    don't know if the rules have changed, either.

    The insidious power of AUK.

    Apparently Raceblades are not allowed on M designated rides as they do
    not keep bums clean enough (never tried them though).

    Talking of dirty bums are you doing the Upper Thames 200? it is bonfire
    night though so could be unpopular.

  7. Simon Brooke said:


    Et moi aussi. People told us we had to have mudguards, and consequently
    we used these attenuated things - completely silly. I don't know if the
    rules have changed, either.

    Before my time, but wasn't one of the things that brakes of that era clagged
    easily so the minimal mudguards kept the brakes working?

    --
    Arthur Clune PGP/GPG Key: http://www.clune.org/pubkey.txt
    The struggle of people against power is the struggle
    of memory against forgetting - Milan Kundera

  8. MartinM said:

    Talking of dirty bums are you doing the Upper Thames 200? it is
    bonfire night though so could be unpopular.

    I'm not Simon, but it's in my diary...

    --
    Dave Larrington - <http://www.legslarry.beerdrinkers.co.uk/>
    Stop it! You're scarin' the Hippo...

  9. MartinM said:
    Quoted message said:


    The insidious power of AUK.

    Apparently Raceblades are not allowed on M designated rides as they do
    not keep bums clean enough (never tried them though).

    If true, that's madness. They keep the rider clean fine. Riders behind and the
    bike itself, well, less so. But they do keep your bum dry and clean.

    --
    Arthur Clune PGP/GPG Key: http://www.clune.org/pubkey.txt
    The struggle of people against power is the struggle
    of memory against forgetting - Milan Kundera

  10. Arthur Clune said:
    MartinM said:
    Quoted message said:

    The insidious power of AUK.

    Apparently Raceblades are not allowed on M designated rides as they do
    not keep bums clean enough (never tried them though).

    If true, that's madness. They keep the rider clean fine. Riders behind and the
    bike itself, well, less so. But they do keep your bum dry and clean.

    What about those seat-post racks and a rack-top bag, like these Topeak
    jobbies:

    http://makeashorterlink.com/?D5C52169B
    and
    http://makeashorterlink.com/?P2D51369B

    Is there sufficient and appropriately positioned mass to keep ones
    bottom dry?

  11. Dave Larrington said:
    MartinM said:

    Talking of dirty bums are you doing the Upper Thames 200? it is
    bonfire night though so could be unpopular.

    I'm not Simon, but it's in my diary...

    Not sure if I'm doing it, but it is a great ride through the Cotswolds.
    The last 10k is entertaining, especially if it is prevailing down like
    last year (I remember Tim looking at the route sheet and saying "the
    time for a right at T in 12km has past" but it was a typo)

  12. in message <[email hidden]>, Arthur Clune

    (') said:
    Simon Brooke said:


    Et moi aussi. People told us we had to have mudguards, and
    consequently we used these attenuated things - completely silly. I
    don't know if the rules have changed, either.

    Before my time, but wasn't one of the things that brakes of that era
    clagged easily so the minimal mudguards kept the brakes working?

    The brakes of that era didn't work anyway, for any useful value of
    'work', whatever you did with/to them.

    --
    [email hidden] (Simon Brooke) http://www.jasmine.org.uk/~simon/

    ;; Women are from Venus. Men are from Mars. Lusers are from Uranus.

  13. Chris said:
    Quoted message said:

    What about those seat-post racks and a rack-top bag, like these Topeak
    jobbies:

    I've not tried a rack bag for years, but my experience with a rack bag
    on a standard rack was that spray tended to come up through the gap
    between the rack and the frame.

    This probably wouldn't happen so much on a smaller frame though

    --
    Arthur Clune PGP/GPG Key: http://www.clune.org/pubkey.txt
    The struggle of people against power is the struggle
    of memory against forgetting - Milan Kundera

  14. Simon Brooke said:

    in message <[email hidden]>, Arthur Clune

    (') said:
    Simon Brooke said:


    Et moi aussi. People told us we had to have mudguards, and
    consequently we used these attenuated things - completely silly. I
    don't know if the rules have changed, either.

    Before my time, but wasn't one of the things that brakes of that era
    clagged easily so the minimal mudguards kept the brakes working?

    The brakes of that era didn't work anyway, for any useful value of
    'work', whatever you did with/to them.

    I think the blocks had something to do with it as well; remember those
    pitted chrome rims? just been having a retro fix on the Tom Simpson
    documentary with the Peugeot with large flange hubs and centre pulls.

  15. Arthur Clune said:
    Chris said:
    Quoted message said:

    What about those seat-post racks and a rack-top bag, like these Topeak
    jobbies:

    I've not tried a rack bag for years, but my experience with a rack bag
    on a standard rack was that spray tended to come up through the gap
    between the rack and the frame.

    This probably wouldn't happen so much on a smaller frame though

    The saddle bag catches anything heading bumwards that the race blades
    don't. Brakes and frame still end up pretty well caked though.

    Yes I finally got round to taking the RBs off and cleaning the bike..

    ...d

  16. in message <[email hidden]>, Arthur Clune

    (') said:
    MartinM said:
    Quoted message said:


    The insidious power of AUK.

    Apparently Raceblades are not allowed on M designated rides as they do
    not keep bums clean enough (never tried them though).

    If true, that's madness. They keep the rider clean fine. Riders behind
    and the bike itself, well, less so. But they do keep your bum dry and
    clean.

    I thought the chief point of requiring mudguards on some audaxes was to
    keep /other/ /riders/ relatively clean and dry. That being the case,
    mudguards which didn't do that well should clearly not be approved.
    However in my experience race blades are pretty good.

    --
    [email hidden] (Simon Brooke) http://www.jasmine.org.uk/~simon/
    ;; Skill without imagination is craftsmanship and gives us
    ;; many useful objects such as wickerwork picnic baskets.
    ;; Imagination without skill gives us modern art.
    ;; Tom Stoppard, Artist Descending A Staircase

  17. in message <[email hidden]>,

    MartinM (') said:


    Simon Brooke said:

    in message <[email hidden]>, Arthur Clune

    (') said:

    Simon Brooke <[email hidden]> wrote:
    >
    > Et moi aussi. People told us we had to have mudguards, and
    > consequently we used these attenuated things - completely silly. I
    > don't know if the rules have changed, either.

    Before my time, but wasn't one of the things that brakes of that era
    clagged easily so the minimal mudguards kept the brakes working?

    The brakes of that era didn't work anyway, for any useful value of
    'work', whatever you did with/to them.

    I think the blocks had something to do with it as well; remember those
    pitted chrome rims? just been having a retro fix on the Tom Simpson
    documentary with the Peugeot with large flange hubs and centre pulls.

    H'mmm... large flange hubs... drool...

    --
    [email hidden] (Simon Brooke) http://www.jasmine.org.uk/~simon/

    Morning had broken, and I found when I looked that we had run out
    of copper roove nails.

  18. Simon Brooke <[email hidden]>typed

    Quoted message said:

    in message <[email hidden]>, Arthur Clune
    ([email hidden]'😉 wrote:

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:
    MartinM said:

    >
    > The insidious power of AUK.

    Apparently Raceblades are not allowed on M designated rides as they do
    not keep bums clean enough (never tried them though).

    If true, that's madness. They keep the rider clean fine. Riders behind
    and the bike itself, well, less so. But they do keep your bum dry and
    clean.

    Quoted message said:

    I thought the chief point of requiring mudguards on some audaxes was to
    keep /other/ /riders/ relatively clean and dry. That being the case,
    mudguards which didn't do that well should clearly not be approved.
    However in my experience race blades are pretty good.

    AIUI the point of mudguards on Audax rides is to keep mud and farmyard
    slurry off seats at controls. People don't really care off whose bike
    the cr*p flies, just don't want it in their cafe or lounge.

    Adequate mudguards keep brown goo off both riders and those riding nearby.

    --
    Helen D. Vecht: [email hidden]
    Edgware.

  19. Simon Brooke said:

    I thought the chief point of requiring mudguards on some audaxes was
    to keep /other/ /riders/ relatively clean and dry.

    And also to minimise the quantity of [censored]-borne clag left on Nice People's
    seating in Pubbes, cafes etc.

    However, even on those rides where mudguards have been compulsory, no-one
    has ever checked while I've been looking.

    --
    Dave Larrington - <http://www.legslarry.beerdrinkers.co.uk/>
    The sixth student said, "I ride my bicycle because I want people to
    look up to me and say 'Wow! He looks really good up there!' The
    teacher replied: 'Go away, Fabrizio!'"

  20. Simon Brooke said:

    in message <[email hidden]>, Arthur Clune

    (') said:
    MartinM said:

    >
    > The insidious power of AUK.

    Apparently Raceblades are not allowed on M designated rides as they do
    not keep bums clean enough (never tried them though).

    If true, that's madness. They keep the rider clean fine. Riders behind
    and the bike itself, well, less so. But they do keep your bum dry and
    clean.

    I thought the chief point of requiring mudguards on some audaxes was to
    keep /other/ /riders/ relatively clean and dry.

    The raceblades thing is down to the individual organiser; they can't
    actually stop you starting without any sort of mudguards, it's not as
    if they go out and check your bike. But it's common courtesy to the
    controls, some of which as Helen V has pointed out are on peoples' own
    home sofas. What you spray over other riders is up to your own
    conscience.

    The ride I have just taken over goes down a lot of cowsh** smeared
    roads but has no mudguard rule; all the controls are either outside or
    on easily wipeable seats, plus it attracts a lot of riders who do not
    possess mudguards. Fortunately I have never ridden it in the rain ;-)

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