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  1. Went to IHOP for breakfast this morning.

    Waitress" "Can I take your order?"
    Andy: "Yes. I'll have the country fried steak and eggs."

    Waitress: "How would you like your eggs?"
    Andy: "Scrambled."

    Waitress: "How would you like your steak?"
    Andy: "Uhm... fried?"

    Waitress: "Ok. One country fried steak fried with scrambled eggs."
    Andy: "And it comes with a side of pancakes."

    Breakfast arrives. No pancakes and my country fried steak is naked. I
    asked where my country gravy was. She just looked at the plate and said
    she'd ask the cook to make some.

    I said "you know what? I'll just pay for the coffee."

    That breakfast was cursed from "Can I take your order."

    :\

    Andy

  2. "Andy" <Q> wrote in message
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    Quoted message said:

    Went to IHOP for breakfast this morning.

    Waitress" "Can I take your order?"
    Andy: "Yes. I'll have the country fried steak and eggs."

    Waitress: "How would you like your eggs?"
    Andy: "Scrambled."

    Waitress: "How would you like your steak?"
    Andy: "Uhm... fried?"

    Waitress: "Ok. One country fried steak fried with scrambled eggs."
    Andy: "And it comes with a side of pancakes."

    Breakfast arrives. No pancakes and my country fried steak is naked. I
    asked where my country gravy was. She just looked at the plate and said
    she'd ask the cook to make some.

    I said "you know what? I'll just pay for the coffee."

    That breakfast was cursed from "Can I take your order."

    :\

    Andy

    Figures. What planet was the waitress from?

    kili

  3. Andy Q said:


    I said "you know what? I'll just pay for the coffee."

    ......and that cost almost $2!! INOT IHOP.

    nb

  4. "kilikini" <[email hidden]> wrote in news:MQ4te.143663
    [email hidden]:

    Quoted message said:

    Figures. What planet was the waitress from?

    kili

    kili,

    I almost asked but my better judgment kicked in.

    Andy

  5. kilikini said:

    Figures. What planet was the waitress from?

    kili

    Venus, obviously. ;->

    jim

  6. "JimLane" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Quoted message said:
    kilikini said:

    Figures. What planet was the waitress from?

    kili

    Venus, obviously. ;->

    jim

    G R O A N...................... Sigh

    kili <g>

  7. Andy said:

    Breakfast arrives. No pancakes and my country fried steak is naked. I
    asked where my country gravy was. She just looked at the plate and said
    she'd ask the cook to make some.

    For some reason, this part strikes me as funny...that she had to *look*
    at the plate - like perhaps the gravy had materialized after you asked
    where your gravy was.

    Then again, what do you expect from a waitress that asks how you want
    your country-friend steak done?

    Lisa Ann

  8. Andy said:

    Went to IHOP for breakfast this morning.
    Waitress" "Can I take your order?"
    Andy: "Yes. I'll have the country fried steak and eggs."
    Waitress: "How would you like your eggs?"
    Andy: "Scrambled."
    Waitress: "How would you like your steak?"
    Andy: "Uhm... fried?"
    Waitress: "Ok. One country fried steak fried with scrambled eggs."
    Andy: "And it comes with a side of pancakes."
    Breakfast arrives. No pancakes and my country fried steak is naked. I
    asked where my country gravy was. She just looked at the plate and said
    she'd ask the cook to make some.
    I said "you know what? I'll just pay for the coffee."

    I'll never forget the time when DH ordered pigs in a blanket, the waitress
    that asked if he wanted pancakes with that...I just figgered she was new.
    Another time the genetic descendant asked what kind of soup they had - the
    waitress said "Campbell's!"
    Have to say many at our regular joint are hard working and attentive.
    Edrena

  9. Edrena said:

    Another time the genetic descendant asked what kind of soup they had - the
    waitress said "Campbell's!"

    Which reminds me of the time I went out to dinner with my brother, his
    wife and our folks...he ordered the "soup du jour", and when it
    arrived, he informed the waitress that she'd brought him the wrong
    soup...he'd *had* "soup du jour" before, and it's chicken!

    I still can't believe we're related...

    Lisa Ann

  10. "Lisa Ann" <[email hidden]> wrote in
    news:[email hidden]:

    Quoted message said:
    Andy said:

    Breakfast arrives. No pancakes and my country fried steak is naked. I
    asked where my country gravy was. She just looked at the plate and


    said

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    she'd ask the cook to make some.

    For some reason, this part strikes me as funny...that she had to


    *look*

    Quoted message said:

    at the plate - like perhaps the gravy had materialized after you asked
    where your gravy was.

    Then again, what do you expect from a waitress that asks how you want
    your country-friend steak done?

    Lisa Ann

    Lisa Ann,

    In all fairness, she was a new, dumb waitress.

    Andy

  11. "Lisa Ann" <[email hidden]> wrote in
    news:[email hidden]:

    Quoted message said:
    Edrena said:

    Another time the genetic descendant asked what kind of soup they had -
    the waitress said "Campbell's!"

    Which reminds me of the time I went out to dinner with my brother, his
    wife and our folks...he ordered the "soup du jour", and when it
    arrived, he informed the waitress that she'd brought him the wrong
    soup...he'd *had* "soup du jour" before, and it's chicken!

    I still can't believe we're related...

    Lisa Ann

    Lisa Ann,

    That's precious!!!

  12. Lisa Ann said:
    Andy said:

    Breakfast arrives. No pancakes and my country fried steak is naked. I
    asked where my country gravy was. She just looked at the plate and said
    she'd ask the cook to make some.

    For some reason, this part strikes me as funny...that she had to *look*
    at the plate - like perhaps the gravy had materialized after you asked
    where your gravy was.

    Then again, what do you expect from a waitress that asks how you want
    your country-friend steak done?

    She's the waitress... this gravy thingie is an issue to address with
    the manager... had she known to cook she'd not be busting her butt
    waiting hand and foot on unappreciative boors. The waitress brought
    exactly what was presented to her by the kitchen and served it, her
    responsibility for what's on the plate stops there. Had little
    Andy-Boy had decent breeding he'd get up off his butt and ask to speak
    with management. Picking on the waitstaff for issues concerning the
    food is just plain dumb and cowardly. Hey, they serve chicken fried
    steak, that joint ain't listed in the Michelin directory... consider
    yerself lucky to get clean silverware.

    Sheldon

  13. Andy wrote:
    (snipping story of my brother)

    Quoted message said:

    That's precious!!!

    No, "precious" would have been one of his young *sons* saying that.
    Embarrassing was having my 40 year old *brother* say it!

    If anyone's ever up for it, I'll post the story about his business trip
    to France. It starts out food-related...but then rapidly goes down
    hill. (It was after he went to France that I started demanding DNA
    tests.)

    Lisa Ann

  14. Andy said:


    In all fairness, she was a new, dumb waitress.

    Anyone at, your literacy level, has no right, to call, anyone dumb.

    Andy has a chicken brain, fried.

    Sheldon

  15. Andy said:
    Lisa Ann said:
    Edrena said:

    Another time the genetic descendant asked what kind of soup they had -
    the waitress said "Campbell's!"

    Which reminds me of the time I went out to dinner with my brother, his
    wife and our folks...he ordered the "soup du jour", and when it
    arrived, he informed the waitress that she'd brought him the wrong
    soup...he'd *had* "soup du jour" before, and it's chicken!

    I still can't believe we're related...

    That's precious!!!

    What's so precious about it, it was you to whom Lisa Ann couldn't
    believe she's related.

    Sheldon

  16. "Lisa Ann" <[email hidden]> wrote in
    news:[email hidden]:

    Quoted message said:

    Andy wrote:
    (snipping story of my brother)

    Quoted message said:

    That's precious!!!

    No, "precious" would have been one of his young *sons* saying that.
    Embarrassing was having my 40 year old *brother* say it!

    If anyone's ever up for it, I'll post the story about his business


    trip

    Quoted message said:

    to France. It starts out food-related...but then rapidly goes down
    hill. (It was after he went to France that I started demanding DNA
    tests.)

    Lisa Ann

    Lisa Ann,

    Do you have a sister "Elly May?"

    Andy

  17. "Sheldon" <[email hidden]> wrote in news:1119153023.922779.110780
    @o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com:

    Quoted message said:
    Lisa Ann said:
    Andy said:

    Breakfast arrives. No pancakes and my country fried steak is naked.


    I

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    asked where my country gravy was. She just looked at the plate and


    said

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    she'd ask the cook to make some.

    For some reason, this part strikes me as funny...that she had to


    *look*

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    at the plate - like perhaps the gravy had materialized after you


    asked

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    where your gravy was.

    Then again, what do you expect from a waitress that asks how you want
    your country-friend steak done?

    She's the waitress... this gravy thingie is an issue to address with
    the manager... had she known to cook she'd not be busting her butt
    waiting hand and foot on unappreciative boors. The waitress brought
    exactly what was presented to her by the kitchen and served it, her
    responsibility for what's on the plate stops there. Had little
    Andy-Boy had decent breeding he'd get up off his butt and ask to speak
    with management. Picking on the waitstaff for issues concerning the
    food is just plain dumb and cowardly. Hey, they serve chicken fried
    steak, that joint ain't listed in the Michelin directory... consider
    yerself lucky to get clean silverware.

    Sheldon

    Sheldon,

    All I can say is you had to be there. No management staff was available
    for the event. Not to mention that the waitress couldn't memorize the
    picture menu with all the captions, substitutions, prices, etc.

    Seriously, she was dumber than you.

    Andy

  18. "Sheldon" <[email hidden]> wrote in news:1119153633.223185.231660
    @z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com:

    Quoted message said:

    What's so precious about it, it was you to whom Lisa Ann couldn't
    believe she's related.

    Now THAT'S funny!!!!!

    Andy

  19. Andy said:

    Do you have a sister "Elly May?"

    No, but I do have cousins named Evelyn Sue, Bunnie Sue and Pennie Jo.
    Oh, and my cousin Bubba.

    We're from Indiana, which might explain some of that. <g>

    Lisa Ann

  20. "Lisa Ann" <[email hidden]> wrote in news:1119154546.482612.9840
    @g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com:

    Quoted message said:
    Andy said:

    Do you have a sister "Elly May?"

    No, but I do have cousins named Evelyn Sue, Bunnie Sue and Pennie Jo.
    Oh, and my cousin Bubba.

    We're from Indiana, which might explain some of that. <g>

    Lisa Ann

    Lisa Ann,

    Whew! I was kinda skirting the issue about yer brother.

    You come from City or Country mouse stock? 😉

    Andy

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