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  1. I propose that we give an occasional Special Award to the Clueless Numpty Cager of the
    Week/Month/Day/Whatever.

    I was going to nominate one I saw in the MDG today - two middle-lane road owners travelling at about
    70, overtaking a two mile stretch of slow-moving empty lane, and a bloke in a Rover goes howling
    past me (I'm in lane 1), comes up behind them, brakes, and follows them with about a 0.5s gap. Lane
    3 is empty, lane 1 is empty, but his lane is lane 2 and that's where he's staying.

    But there was a much better one after I picked up the bike to ride home.

    I was riding towards Reading along Bell Street, Henley, when a red Peugeot people carrier came up
    behind me. The driver immediately started trying to squeeze past, so I moved further out (gently
    because I wasn't actually sure he hadn't got his bumper past my back wheel). Round a sharp
    left-hander, and he tried again - this time hooting. Why does this deserve special mention?
    Because, dear reader, Henley is currently host to a Festival - the entire town is choked with cars
    and I was moving in a stream of traffic at about 10mph, less than three feet from the back of the
    car in front! There was NOWHERE FOR HIM TO GO! So we round the next bend and the road widens out
    to two lanes. Immediately Captain Clueless goes roaring up the left side, moving at speed for a
    distance of easily fifty feet before having to stop in the queue for the lights. This gained him
    that all-important one car length lead over me (also giving me the opportunity, encouraged by his
    open window, to indulge in a rare moment of indulgence - loudly informing him that it was a
    traffic jam and he was a [censored]). It'a a pity I wasn't joining his onanistic little race, really,
    because the bridge was jammed solid so as soon as the lights changed I cruised straight past him
    with a cheery wave :-)

    Not sure why I shouted - probably acting under the influence of having driven a MDG from
    Birmingham :-(

    Guy
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  2. you express yourself so well....so easy to see the situation.

    I don't often commute, being a decorator it's not really practical, but sometimes I do.....if I've
    got all the tools and materials for the job on site then, I might cycle. Well this week I did for a
    couple of days, only a few miles, and it's quite interesting to feel the 'urgency' in the air at
    'rush hour times'. Amusing thing is, these characters really do believe that once they've managed to
    get past this nuisance of a cyclist then the whole road just opens out traffic-free....just for
    them. 'Once I get past this pest of a cyclist then everything will be great. must pass...rev,
    rev....must pass...rev, rev..must pass'... Ever get the feeling you're the only one cycling?

    I do find the future kind of sadly ominous though. I've only been to LA once, and although this
    country is very different to S.California, you can see what happens to a place that gets
    dominated and ruled by the motor vehicle, and this country shows no sign whatsoever of letting up
    on 'car culture'.

    It kind of freaks me to see the M25 on a Sunday......it's f******g bumper to bumper!!! What the hell
    comes to pass here?

    Cars, cars, cars.....car culture.

    Garry <car owner too> beer rant over

  3. "Garry Broad" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:


    It kind of freaks me to see the M25 on a Sunday......it's f******g bumper to bumper!!! What the
    hell comes to pass here?

    That'll be the Friday night commuters still trying to get home.

    Tony ;-)

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    Finally, it is accepted as self-evident." Arthur Schopenhauer

  4. "Garry Broad" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    "]news:[email hidden]... Amusing thing is, these

    Quoted message said:

    characters really do believe that once they've managed to get past this nuisance of a cyclist then
    the whole road just opens out traffic-free....just for them. 'Once I get past this pest of a
    cyclist then everything will be great.

    Yes and when they turn up late for some futile meeting in Slough or wherever, they'll give the
    excuse that it was all because some flaming cyclist was blocking their way.
    --
    Simon Mason Anlaby East Yorkshire. 53°44'N 0°26'W simonmason.karoo.netsimonmason.karoo.net

  5. On Fri, 11 Jul 2003 22:13:29 +0100, "Just zis Guy, you know?" <[email hidden]> wrote:

    Hi Guy

    What is an MDG?

    Quoted message said:

    But there was a much better one after I picked up the bike to ride home.

    [SNIP interesting bit]

    I quite often find myself in a similar situation to that you negotioated in Henley recently. Near to
    my home there is a T-junction, followed by a 10 yard straight, followed by a medium radius, 90
    degree, left hand bend.

    I regularly cycle through this extremely complex (ahem!) bit of road and almost always choose to
    block cars from overtaking me on my outside (right). And, at least form the overtaker's point of
    view, it's probably a good thing that I do. I know from experience that cars coming in the opposite
    direction - turning right through the bend - usually cut the corner by more than a little bit. My
    blocking manoeuvre means that all too often I'm honked by the car coming from my rear but at least I
    have the satisfaction of knowing that I've prevented two cars slamming head on into each other.

    Just to add to the "difficulty" of the bend, there are nearly always parked cars near the corner.

    Last year, when I had my broken collar bones, I used to walk on the pavement at the side of this
    bend and saw two crashes and several extremely near misses.

    Cyclists: The motorists' friend :-/

    James

    PS There is occasionally a travelling fair deposited on a village green near this bend. I suppose it
    keeps the local kiddies happy but it doen't really have the social cachet of the HoT paddlefest.

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  6. James said:

    What is an MDG?

    Although I would be more than happy for someone to find an older source which I was unconsciously
    quoting, I believe I coined "mobile death greenhouse" some ten years or so ago in a rant in the
    ox.talk newsgroup about the little piles of shattered glass in the road which appear to be car
    spraints. (It went something along the lines of: if the car owners don't want the glass it would be
    better where their vehicles manufactured without it in the first place...)

    "Battlefield aquarium" didn't ever seem to catch on.

  7. L-R: Bus, (stopped at bus stop), cyclist, black Fiat Ulysse. Driver of Fiat cross because, in his
    worldview, the cyclist is taking up too much room, which is to say that there is a foot of clear air
    between his left handlebar and the bus. He honks and gesticulates, because time is, after all,
    money. Overtaking the cyclist would, after all, have seen him arrive at the back of the queue for a
    clearly visible red traffic light a whole second earlier. Cyclist (not, please note, me), starts to
    remonstrate with Fiatman, thinks better of it and closes with that bit about entering a battle of
    wits with an unarmed man.

    I larffed,

    Dave Larrington - legslarry.beerdrinkers.co.uklegslarry.beerdrinkers.co.uk
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  8. On Sun, 13 Jul 2003 23:32:11 +0000 (UTC), [email hidden] (Geraint

    Jones) said:
    Quoted message said:

    What is an MDG?

    "mobile death greenhouse"

    Will do for me, Geraint.

    James

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  9. "James Hodson" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    What is an MDG?


    "mobile death greenhouse"

    There's a mini-faq on my website but I'm temporarily offline thanks to BT's obstructionist
    tendencies.

    --
    Guy
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