My Nuts Hurt...

"Slambram" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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I'm cutting for summer and doing a lot of cardio. I know cardio
messes with your testosterone, but damn my nuts ache after a 4-miler
at lunch today... Related? Or in my head?

i just tuck 'em into my waist band so i dont tread on them...

is it chafing? maybe some vasoline or body glide will help you out...

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but damn my nuts ache after a 4-miler

at lunch today.>

"4 miler" or did you mean 4 year old?

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I'm cutting for summer and doing a lot of cardio. I know cardio
messes with your testosterone, but damn my nuts ache after a 4-miler
at lunch today... Related? Or in my head?

Make sure you've got proper support, i.e., a jock strap that's tight
enough.

-S-
http://www.kbnj.com

"Slambram" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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I'm cutting for summer and doing a lot of cardio. I know cardio
messes with your testosterone, but damn my nuts ache after a 4-miler
at lunch today... Related? Or in my head?

Are you wearing a jock?

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"Slambram" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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I'm cutting for summer and doing a lot of cardio. I know cardio
messes with your testosterone, but damn my nuts ache after a 4-miler
at lunch today... Related? Or in my head?

Make sure you've got proper support, i.e., a jock strap that's tight
enough.

Compression shorts keep my nuts at bay.

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I'm cutting for summer and doing a lot of cardio. I know cardio
messes with your testosterone, but damn my nuts ache after a 4-miler
at lunch today... Related? Or in my head?

Dude, they're obviously getting rattled. You need some firm underwear to
start.

And your stride probably sucks too, hence all the bouncing. Do you slam your
foot down when you run? Does your body move side to side instead of just
straight ahead? Keep your shoulders square and that will help. And good
posture. Improve your stride and it'll help your nuts.

B

You are all wrong. If he stops whacking off 68 times a day, they'll
stop hurting, and the bursitis in his right shoulder (from holding the
tweezers) will go away too.

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"Slambram" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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I'm cutting for summer and doing a lot of cardio. I know cardio
messes with your testosterone, but damn my nuts ache after a 4-miler
at lunch today... Related? Or in my head?

Dude, they're obviously getting rattled. You need some firm underwear to
start.

And your stride probably sucks too, hence all the bouncing. Do you slam
your foot down when you run? Does your body move side to side instead of
just straight ahead? Keep your shoulders square and that will help. And
good posture. Improve your stride and it'll help your nuts.

do your ears hang low? to they sway to and fro?

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B

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"Brad and Mia" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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"Slambram" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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I'm cutting for summer and doing a lot of cardio. I know cardio
messes with your testosterone, but damn my nuts ache after a 4-miler
at lunch today... Related? Or in my head?

Dude, they're obviously getting rattled. You need some firm underwear

to

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start.

And your stride probably sucks too, hence all the bouncing. Do you slam
your foot down when you run? Does your body move side to side instead of
just straight ahead? Keep your shoulders square and that will help. And
good posture. Improve your stride and it'll help your nuts.

do your ears hang low? to they sway to and fro?

Do you get a funny feeling when your boner hits the ceiling?

On Thu, 14 Apr 2005 17:05:26 -0400, "Jehosophat" <[email hidden]>

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i just tuck 'em into my waist band so i dont tread on them...

is it chafing? maybe some vasoline or body glide will help you out...

Nice one(s)...

Seriously, I don't wear a jock strap and it's not a chafing issue. I
wear running shorts with the mesh for your junk, like swimming trunks.
I don't think it's a "bouncing around" issue. There's no pain during
or immediately after. It really feels like a hormonal thing, but i
could definitely be wrong. I'll try wearing some underwear to hold
them in place, but i was under the impression it would be better to
let them get away from your body and stay cool, especially when
everything else is heating up from exercise...

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You are all wrong. If he stops whacking off 68 times a day, they'll
stop hurting, and the bursitis in his right shoulder (from holding the
tweezers) will go away too.

Didn't your shrink tell you just last week to "stop projecting"?

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On Tue, 19 Apr 2005 02:01:51 +0800, spodosaurus

spodosaurus@_yahoo_.com said:

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You are all wrong. If he stops whacking off 68 times a day, they'll
stop hurting, and the bursitis in his right shoulder (from holding the
tweezers) will go away too.

Didn't your shrink tell you just last week to "stop projecting"?

A man goes to the doctor and says "Doc, you gotta help me!"
The doctor asks, "What's your problem?"
The guy says every morning I wake up with my "morning flagpole"...
I give the missus a quick one, and then go to work.
On the way to work, I carpool with the next door neighbor's wife who
gives me a blow job during the ride to work.
Once I get there, I do some work and then at morning tea time, I go
into the photocopy room and crank one out with one of the young office
girls. At lunch, I take my secretary out to a hotel and give her a
good boinking. For afternoon tea, I give the boss's wife a good
servicing. Then, I go home and slip the maid a few inches. Then at
night, I give the missus another screw...... "So...????" asked the
doctor. "What's your problem???" The guy says "Well, my nuts hurt when
I masturbate."

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On Thu, 14 Apr 2005 17:05:26 -0400, "Jehosophat" <[email hidden]>

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i just tuck 'em into my waist band so i dont tread on them...

is it chafing? maybe some vasoline or body glide will help you out...

Nice one(s)...

Seriously, I don't wear a jock strap and it's not a chafing issue. I
wear running shorts with the mesh for your junk, like swimming trunks.
I don't think it's a "bouncing around" issue. There's no pain during
or immediately after. It really feels like a hormonal thing, but i
could definitely be wrong. I'll try wearing some underwear to hold
them in place, but i was under the impression it would be better to
let them get away from your body and stay cool, especially when
everything else is heating up from exercise...

you think about your nuts way too much.

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John said:

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I'm cutting for summer and doing a lot of cardio. I know cardio
messes with your testosterone, but damn my nuts ache after a

4-miler

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at lunch today... Related? Or in my head?

Make sure you've got proper support, i.e., a jock strap that's

tight

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enough.

Compression shorts keep my nuts at bay.

Plum Smugglers!! NO!!!!!

Compression shorts might be ok, but I find a much better solution to be
the narrow band jogging supporters made by Bike and other manufacturers.
These are less constraining and the lightweight mesh pouch seems to have
much better cooling effect than compression shorts.

Compression shorts might be ok, but I find a much better solution to be
the narrow band jogging supporters made by Bike and other manufacturers.
These are less constraining and the lightweight mesh pouch seems to have
much better cooling effect than compression shorts.