Rotor cranks

"frank & alma" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Knowing this post has surfaced before, I would like an update on how folks
are feeling and their experiences with rotor cranks.

Damnation, Frank & Alma, those [censored] rotor cranks are as expensive as
hell. There are folks dying in Africa for the want of a few dollars and you
are contemplating blowing good money on these outrageously priced rotor
cranks. Maybe you could just resolve to be a bit slower on your bikes and
not enrich some [censored] who thinks his [censored] rotor cranks are worth many
hundreds of dollars.

Christ! Get a brain why don't you? When I read posts like Frank & Alma, I
contemplate going down to my dirt floor basement in my house and putting a
bullet through my brain in order to escape the misery of existence on this
earth where some can contemplate spending a fortune on rotor cranks while
others are perishing of starvation for the want of a bit of aid.

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Regards,

Ed Dolan the Compassionate - Minnesota

Never mind Mrs Dolan. Mrs Ed Dolan is in a wheelchair and hates the world. Ed can't afford to have rotor cranks, so has to bash everyone else who can afford them. I've got 3 sets of them and love them, so if kids in Kenya have to starve because I have rotor cranks, so be it. I really don't get the connection Ed makes though. Rotor cranks are from Spain anyhow. If Ed is so damned concered about feeding hungry kids, then she should give up her internet provider and use that money to feed some of those little rugrats.

Rotor cranks are awesome.

"lowracervk2" <[email hidden]> wrote in
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Never mind Mrs Dolan. Mrs Ed Dolan is in a wheelchair and hates the
world. Ed can't afford to have rotor cranks, so has to bash everyone
else who can afford them. I've got 3 sets of them and love them, so
if kids in Kenya have to starve because I have rotor cranks, so be it.
I really don't get the connection Ed makes though. Rotor cranks are
from Spain anyhow. If Ed is so damned concered about feeding hungry
kids, then she should give up her internet provider and use that money
to feed some of those little rugrats.

Rotor cranks are awesome.

All top posters are idiots!

You bet! Price is no object when it comes to pleasing ourselves. Greed and
gluttony are the All-American virtues. Spend what ever it takes and let the
rest of the world go hang itself. I mean, [censored] those Africans anyway! Who
the hell do they think they are that they should bother us with their
starving and their many other miseries. Most especially when we have our
hearts set on acquiring those [censored] rotor cranks that cost an arm and a
leg.

Who is this Mrs. Dolan? That would be my mother, but she has passed on from
this world of woe. I myself have never married, being of sound mind and body
(unlike the rest of you), and so I am in another universe than you poor
married slobs.

When I think of how we Americans spend money on foolishness, it makes me
sick. If there is a God and an afterlife, many of you are going to have some
explaining to do. I will plead with God to put you into Purgatory (instead
of Hell) for a very long time where you can do repentance for your sin of
always thinking of yourself and never thinking of the Africans.

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Regards,

Ed Dolan Who Sits at the Right Hand of God Almighty - Minnesota

Ed:

Please feel free . . .

"Edward Dolan" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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"frank & alma" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

Knowing this post has surfaced before, I would like an update on how
folks are feeling and their experiences with rotor cranks.

Damnation, Frank & Alma, those [censored] rotor cranks are as expensive as
hell. There are folks dying in Africa for the want of a few dollars and
you are contemplating blowing good money on these outrageously priced
rotor cranks. Maybe you could just resolve to be a bit slower on your
bikes and not enrich some [censored] who thinks his [censored] rotor cranks are
worth many hundreds of dollars.

Christ! Get a brain why don't you? When I read posts like Frank & Alma, I
contemplate going down to my dirt floor basement in my house and putting a
bullet through my brain in order to escape the misery of existence on this
earth where some can contemplate spending a fortune on rotor cranks while
others are perishing of starvation for the want of a bit of aid.

--
Regards,

Ed Dolan the Compassionate - Minnesota

"Mark D. Gregory" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Ed:

Please feel free . . .

"Edward Dolan" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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"frank & alma" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

Knowing this post has surfaced before, I would like an update on how
folks are feeling and their experiences with rotor cranks.

Damnation, Frank & Alma, those [censored] rotor cranks are as expensive as
hell. There are folks dying in Africa for the want of a few dollars and
you are contemplating blowing good money on these outrageously priced
rotor cranks. Maybe you could just resolve to be a bit slower on your
bikes and not enrich some [censored] who thinks his [censored] rotor cranks are
worth many hundreds of dollars.

Christ! Get a brain why don't you? When I read posts like Frank & Alma, I
contemplate going down to my dirt floor basement in my house and putting
a bullet through my brain in order to escape the misery of existence on
this earth where some can contemplate spending a fortune on rotor cranks
while others are perishing of starvation for the want of a bit of aid.

--
Regards,

Ed Dolan the Compassionate - Minnesota

Well, Hells Bells, this group was getting deader than a door nail. That
always happens when Mr. Sherman takes leave of us. So, since nothing was
happening, I figured I would give this group a good swift kick in the pants
just to wake everybody up.

There is just no excuse for all these extremely boring posts lately. A
newsgroup should be lively and exciting, not a morgue for stale posting of
tiresome messages. I can only take so much boredom and then I go berserk.

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Regards,

Ed Dolan Who Hates Boredom - Minnesota

I am top-posting for no other reason than to irritate Mr Ed. Somehow I'm not surprised to hear he's never married - even sheep are smarter than that.

Edward Dolan said:

I myself have never married...

You could multiple top-post for maximum effect.

You could multiple top-post for maximum effect.

You could multiple top-post for maximum effect.

blazingpedals said:

I am top-posting for no other reason than to irritate Mr Ed. Somehow I'm not surprised to hear he's never married - even sheep are smarter than that.

lowracervk2 <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:<[email hidden]>...

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I really don't get the connection Ed makes though.

No connection; he is just [censored] the Asains got busted eating cats
in the park again. Quite a delicacy overseas, along with monkeys, I
understand. We are too civilized in the US: chickens, pigs, turkeys,
etc. Then we can afford Rotor Cranks.

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Rotor cranks are awesome.

Agreed. They were being sold at a National Bicycle Greenway Mayors
Ride event a couple of years ago. Impressive physics I can not
explain. I had Knee Savers and crank arm shorteners both on my
TerraTrike (and still do) and did not want to overdo the boom weight.

Chris Jordan
Santa Cruz, CA.

"lowracervk2" <[email hidden]> wrote in
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Never mind Mrs Dolan. Mrs Ed Dolan is in a wheelchair and hates the
world. Ed can't afford to have rotor cranks, so has to bash everyone
else who can afford them. I've got 3 sets of them and love them, so
if kids in Kenya have to starve because I have rotor cranks, so be it.
I really don't get the connection Ed makes though. Rotor cranks are
from Spain anyhow. If Ed is so damned concered about feeding hungry
kids, then she should give up her internet provider and use that money
to feed some of those little rugrats.

Rotor cranks are awesome.

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lowracervk2

How easy is it to install?

lol! in ed's book folks who redundantly repeat themselves are stupid idiots i like it 😄 i'll have to remember the other key points to proper anti ed postings
1. no punctuation
2. no capitalization
3. mispellings
gee i hope the rest of the list denizens dont follow soot mister ed will have a coronary for shore maybe even give up on us for being incorrig... incorigi... hard to teach

meb said:

You could multiple top-post for maximum effect.

You could multiple top-post for maximum effect.

You could multiple top-post for maximum effect.

oh mr ed were sorry yu dont have enuff money to buy sum rotor cranks but yure slow and its flat ware yu live so you dont need them anyway

All those sets of Rotor Cranks with the addition of the large fairing gimmick and many DF riders still manged to beat you to the finish line at Black Bear.

Cheers,
Johnny NoCom

lowracervk2 said:

Never mind Mrs Dolan. Mrs Ed Dolan is in a wheelchair and hates the world. Ed can't afford to have rotor cranks, so has to bash everyone else who can afford them. I've got 3 sets of them and love them, so if kids in Kenya have to starve because I have rotor cranks, so be it. I really don't get the connection Ed makes though. Rotor cranks are from Spain anyhow. If Ed is so damned concered about feeding hungry kids, then she should give up her internet provider and use that money to feed some of those little rugrats.

Rotor cranks are awesome.

Please do.

"Mark Leuck" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:<SCbqd.404839$wV.182315@attbi_s54>...

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"lowracervk2" <[email hidden]> wrote in
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Quoted message said:

Never mind Mrs Dolan. Mrs Ed Dolan is in a wheelchair and hates the
world. Ed can't afford to have rotor cranks, so has to bash everyone
else who can afford them. I've got 3 sets of them and love them, so
if kids in Kenya have to starve because I have rotor cranks, so be it.
I really don't get the connection Ed makes though. Rotor cranks are
from Spain anyhow. If Ed is so damned concered about feeding hungry
kids, then she should give up her internet provider and use that money
to feed some of those little rugrats.

Rotor cranks are awesome.

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lowracervk2

How easy is it to install?

Mark at first I was a bit intimidated by the installation but once you
get going they were really not bad at all. Be sure Rotor know you are
installing them on a recumbent thus you get an amendment to the
instructions that is helpful. On an upright the dead spot is usually
at the very bottom of the pedal stroke unlike a recumbent where the
dead spot is in relation to the seat and crank height and therefore
varies widely. The instructions cover this very well. Kelly

Johnny NoCom said:

All those sets of Rotor Cranks with the addition of the large fairing gimmick and many DF riders still manged to beat you to the finish line at Black Bear.

Cheers,
Johnny NoCom

Johnny can't afford a nocom or a set of rotor cranks. All he can afford is an internet provider. Get off the internet and go buy a bike dipshit.

"frank & alma" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:<[email hidden]>

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I can only take so much boredom and then I go berserk.

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Regards,

Ed Dolan

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Please do.

But, he already is. I bet even Rotor Cranks would not help THAT mental dead spot.

Chris J., the idiot bottom poster.

"Christopher Jordan" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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"frank & alma" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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I can only take so much boredom and then I go berserk.

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Ed Dolan

This -> followed by :

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Please do.

But, he already is. I bet even Rotor Cranks would not help THAT mental
dead spot.

Chris J., the idiot bottom poster.

Bottom posting is always correct and Chris is to be commended for not being
an idiot. However, like must of us, he also has a few mental dead spots.

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Regards,

Ed Dolan the Correct - Minnesota

Here is some real RotorCrank racer data:
It looked like a recumbent! It had a big tailbox! It was Chris Evans, on his VK2 with RazzFazz tailbox. As I passed him, he complained that his legs were dead. Bonked, he was only able to manage 16 mph or so.

http://www.lmb.org/mhpva/newsletter/2004-09/page3.htm

Glad I do not have those expensive heavy RotorCranks. A $35 BMX crankset is a better deal.

Cheers,
Johnny NoCom

lowracervk2 said:

Johnny can't afford a nocom or a set of rotor cranks. All he can afford is an internet provider. Get off the internet and go buy a bike dipshit.

"Tom Sherman" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Edward Dolan said:

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When I think of how we Americans spend money on foolishness, it makes me
sick. If there is a God and an afterlife, many of you are going to have
some explaining to do. I will plead with God to put you into Purgatory
(instead of Hell) for a very long time where you can do repentance for
your sin of always thinking of yourself and never thinking of the
Africans.

I am of the opinion that donating money or needed items to a no-kill cat
shelter would be a worthier cause.

Every time I turn on the TV I seem to come across these wretched programs
about all the starving Africans and how it will be a disaster if we don't
help them. And then I go on my computer and Usenet I see some bloke wanting
to know if it is a good idea to spend an arm and a leg acquiring something
called rotor cranks. Sometimes I get so fed up with these juxtapositions
that I go crazy. How is it possible that some can be starving to death in
Africa and others of us can be thinking about getting stuff that we need
like another hole in the head.

As a solution to the problem I may resolve never to watch any news programs
ever again. I can only stand so much depression. If I get too depressed I
will go down to my dirt floor basement in my house and put a bullet through
my brain. Anything is better than thinking about starving people.

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Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota

Edward Dolan said:

...
When I think of how we Americans spend money on foolishness, it makes me
sick. If there is a God and an afterlife, many of you are going to have some
explaining to do. I will plead with God to put you into Purgatory (instead
of Hell) for a very long time where you can do repentance for your sin of
always thinking of yourself and never thinking of the Africans.

I am of the opinion that donating money or needed items to a no-kill cat
shelter would be a worthier cause.

--
Tom Sherman - Rock Island County Illinois
Tetrahedral carbon lattices are not forever.