Running Jokes

Its not a joke but I've got some good running advice. Start slow and then
taper off.

Q. What do you get if you cross the energizer bunny with a Kenyan?

A. An ultra-marathoner, he keeps going and going and going......

For those of us who enjoy a chew of tobacco while running, never spit into a
headwind.

<< headwind >>

Hedgewick?
That you,
Pretty grrl?
Got news?

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JaKoB said:

I searched the internet everywhere! Does anybody have any good

running

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jokes?!?! I love jokes.....

Jakob

Not a joke but I still think it's funny.

Found it in the runner's comment section on www.marathonguide.com

[A runner about the Silicon Valley Marathon]
"this was my first marathon (2000) and I enjoyed it more than sex."

[Reply from another runner]
"If, as you say, you enjoyed your first marathon 'more than sex,'
you're not doing either one well.
Seek coaching."

Jakob, they really don't like to be referred to, as jokes. I know it's
easy, and it seems like the right thing to do, but you must have some
restraint.

<< you must have some
restraint.>>

*perking up*
What kind?

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<< you must have some
restraint.>>

*perking up*
What kind?

I've quite an assortment, whips, chains, black leather corsets,
fur-lined hand cuffs, you name it, I got it.

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I searched the internet everywhere! Does anybody have any good running
jokes?!?! I love jokes.....

If you're a runner, there's always the mirror for unlimited laughs.