You know you're a biker when...

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The helmet you bought this week cost more than the washing machine you
bought last week.

Agitator! <eg>

Bill Sornson said:

Quoted message said:

The helmet you bought this week cost more than the washing machine you
bought last week.

Agitator! <eg>

C'mon Bill, it's just a (spin) cycle she's going through...

Mark Hickey
Habanero Cycles
http://www.habcycles.com
Home of the $795 ti frame

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The helmet you bought this week cost more than the washing machine you
bought last week.

-M

You have more cycling clothing than /normal/ clothing.

Ken
--
The bicycle is just as good company as most husbands and, when it gets
old and shabby, a woman can dispose of it and get a new one without
shocking the entire community. ~Ann Strong

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The helmet you bought this week cost more than the washing machine you
bought last week.

I'm not a biker, I'm a cyclist. Bikers ride motorcycles.

Austin

AustinMN wrote:
:: On Jan 29, 1:44 am, "[email hidden]"
:: <[email hidden]> wrote:
::: The helmet you bought this week cost more than the washing machine
::: you bought last week.
::
:: I'm not a biker, I'm a cyclist. Bikers ride motorcycles.
::

How much do bikers' helmets cost?

:: Austin

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The helmet you bought this week cost more than the washing machine you
bought last week.

You go to make a right turn in your car, and start to extend your right arm.

I did that yesterday morning.

--

__o Kristian Zoerhoff
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Kristian M Zoerhoff said:

Quoted message said:

The helmet you bought this week cost more than the washing machine you
bought last week.

You go to make a right turn in your car, and start to extend your right arm.

I did that yesterday morning.

Is your wife/passenger okay?

[thinking: Every Which Way but Loose -- old Eastwood movie, featuring
Clyde, the orangutan. "Right turn, Clyde"]

Neil Brooks said:

Kristian M Zoerhoff said:

Quoted message said:

The helmet you bought this week cost more than the washing machine you
bought last week.

You go to make a right turn in your car, and start to extend your right arm.

I did that yesterday morning.

Is your wife/passenger okay?

Wife was still snugly in bed at that hour. Lucky gal.

--

__o Kristian Zoerhoff
_'\(,_ [email hidden]
(_)/ (_)

Mark Hickey said:

Bill Sornson said:

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The helmet you bought this week cost more than the washing machine
you bought last week.

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Agitator! <eg>

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C'mon Bill, it's just a (spin) cycle she's going through...

Mark, although I've been conditioned to expect them, please soften the
fabric of your commentaries. Perhaps a /shrink/ could help?

Bill "bit of a stretch, I know" S.

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The helmet you bought this week cost more than the washing machine you
bought last week.

I'm not a biker, I'm a cyclist. Bikers ride motorcycles.

Austin

And Austins are cars.

You put more miles on your bike than your car each year.

You can't remember the last time you stopped at a gas station. (For
that matter, you had no idea the price of gas had gone over $3.)

You have no idea who makes the "Highlander" or what kind of vehicle it
is, but you know the differences between "Ultegra" and "Tiagra".

-JR

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You put more miles on your bike than your car each year.

You can't remember the last time you stopped at a gas station. (For
that matter, you had no idea the price of gas had gone over $3.)

You have no idea who makes the "Highlander" or what kind of vehicle it
is, but you know the differences between "Ultegra" and "Tiagra".

-JR

Ultegra, Tiagra, or Viagra who cares we are all going to hell. ha-ha

Bill Sornson said:

Mark Hickey said:

Bill Sornson said:

[email hidden] wrote:
> The helmet you bought this week cost more than the washing machine
> you bought last week.
Agitator! <eg>

C'mon Bill, it's just a (spin) cycle she's going through...Mark, although I've been conditioned to expect them, please soften the
fabric of your commentaries. Perhaps a /shrink/ could help?

Bill "bit of a stretch, I know" S.

I think you guys are all washed up.

Austin

Fred said:

"AustinMN" <[email hidden]> wrote in messagenews:[email hidden]...> On Jan 29, 1:44 am, "[email hidden]"

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

The helmet you bought this week cost more than the washing machine you
bought last week.

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I'm not a biker, I'm a cyclist. Bikers ride motorcycles.

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Austin

And Austins are cars.

Funny how that works. My family name is Cooper, and Coopers are, um
cars...

Austin

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Fred said:

"AustinMN" <[email hidden]> wrote in
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Jan 29, 1:44 am, "[email hidden]"

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<[email hidden]> wrote:
> The helmet you bought this week cost more than the washing machine you
> bought last week.

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I'm not a biker, I'm a cyclist. Bikers ride motorcycles.

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Austin

And Austins are cars.

Funny how that works. My family name is Cooper, and Coopers are, um
cars...

Austin

And your mother was a car too. Austin Cooper Mini

AustinMN said:

Bill Sornson said:

Mark Hickey said:

"Bill Sornson" <[email hidden]> wrote:
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>> The helmet you bought this week cost more than the washing machine
>> you bought last week.

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> Agitator! <eg>

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C'mon Bill, it's just a (spin) cycle she's going through...

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Mark,
although I've been conditioned to expect them, please soften the
fabric of your commentaries. Perhaps a /shrink/ could help?

Bill "bit of a stretch, I know" S.

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I think you guys are all washed up.

Spot that all by yourself didja?

Bill "this is going down the drain..." S.

Ken C. M. said:

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The helmet you bought this week cost more than the washing machine you
bought last week.

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-MYou have more cycling clothing than /normal/ clothing.

Eh? I thought cycling clothes were normal clothes.

John Kane, Kingston ON Canada

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Fred said:

"AustinMN" <[email hidden]> wrote in
messagenews:[email hidden]...> On
Jan 29, 1:44 am, "[email hidden]"
> <[email hidden]> wrote:
>> The helmet you bought this week cost more than the washing machine you
>> bought last week.

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> I'm not a biker, I'm a cyclist. Bikers ride motorcycles.

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> Austin

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And Austins are cars.

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Funny how that works. My family name is Cooper, and Coopers are, um
cars...

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AustinAnd your mother was a car too. Austin Cooper Mini

Any relation? http://www.nashcarclub.org/nccaphot/late/60_561.html

Kristian M Zoerhoff said:

You go to make a right turn in your car, and start to extend your right arm.

A friend of mine has a car on which the driver has to control throttle
(gas if you must), gear change (shift) and brakes all with the right hand.
Makes any road junction somewhat interesting, so the passenger / riding
mechanic makes all the signals to other traffic and acts as rearview
mirror too. At 103 years old one has to make allowances -- and
that's just the car.

Mike