You know you got it bad when...

You have two $200 pairs of road shoes and a $120 dollar pair of MTB shoes, but keep using "ShoeGoo" to fix your "Blue Lite Special" sneakers cause you don't want to waste money😎 .

You contemplate quickly looking at stop lights and proceeding... while driving your car...

And, catching yourself going into the 'aero position' while going down a hill in your car.

Both of these I've done the past two weeks...

... Your bike light also doubles as a flashlight
... Bike bottles are the only bottles you ever use
... You leave your car at home "because you're in a hurry"
... You have more spare saddles than chairs at your home
... Your bikes have a bedroom but you sleep on the couch
... You would consider spending more on a set of wheels than on a car
... You quit your job because there's nowhere under cover to put your bike

You host a dinner party and serve only Power Bars and Propel
Your underwear has Live Strong embroidered on it
You always look like you are staging a hold-up because your index fingers are locked in the gear shifting position
When you drive a car the people following you are referred to as the chase group and..... (My personal favorite) Your wife or girfriend is referred to as the "Domestique"

I'm able to assemble all my spare parts into a complete bike - and it's mostly Dura-Ace. :p

You have more wheel sets than tires.